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Thames Water shareholders refuse to inject more cash unless bills rise
Investors are refusing to provide an expected first £500m by the end of this month. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water shareholders refuse to inject more cash unless bills rise
Investors are refusing to provide an expected first £500m by the end of this month. ⌘ Read more
Gaza starvation could amount to war crime, says UN human rights chief
Volker Türk tells BBC there is a "plausible" case that Israel is using starvation as a weapon of war. ⌘ Read more
Easter travel warning as millions set to hit roads
The RAC warns of "carmageddon" as heavy traffic is expected during the Easter getaway. ⌘ Read more
Iconic Houghton leaves women's football in better place
Steph Houghton will retire at the end of the season and the iconic English footballer will leave behind a women's game that has grown immensely with her help. ⌘ Read more
'Guilty' and 'obsessive' - sportswomen on disordered eating
British elite sportswomen tell BBC Sport about their experiences of disordered eating and ask what an athlete is 'supposed' to look like. ⌘ Read more
Scotland set for debate over assisted dying
MSPs will get the chance to make Scotland the first part of the UK to let people legally end their lives. ⌘ Read more
Wrong patient fitted with coil after Caesarean
Other so-called never events include a patient almost having the wrong toe amputated during surgery. ⌘ Read more
Divers recover bodies in Baltimore bridge collapse waters
Searches continue for four other people missing after two bodies are found in a submerged truck. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: Sewage 'outrage' and 'King calls for kindness'
Thursday's papers cover the fallout over record discharges of sewage and the King's Easter message. ⌘ Read more
Easter travel warning as millions set to hit roads
The RAC warns of "carmageddon" as heavy traffic is expected during the Easter getaway. ⌘ Read more
Deadly FlixBus crash on German motorway
Four people are killed when a coach veers to the right on the busy A9 autobahn before falling over. ⌘ Read more
Australia debates seizure of Insta-famous magpie
The bird - known by millions online as "Molly" - was removed from its carers by wildlife officials. ⌘ Read more
E-waste drawers of doom growing, say campaigners
Our household hoards of unused electricals and broken tech are growing, a recycling campaigners warn. ⌘ Read more
Bill Nighy on playing an England manager with a difference
Nighy's new film The Beautiful Game sees a group of men represent England at the Homeless World Cup. ⌘ Read more
I'm not ashamed of who I am any more, says Lioness
Lioness striker Bethany England speaks to the BBC to mark 10 years since gay marriage was legalised. ⌘ Read more
The families borrowing to pay for care
Like TV presenter Kate Garraway, other families are struggling with the cost of care. ⌘ Read more
Pupil behaviour getting worse, say teachers
A survey reveals nearly one in five teachers in England has been hit by a pupil this year. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: Sewage 'outrage' and 'King calls for kindness'
Thursday's papers cover the fallout over record discharges of sewage and the King's Easter message. ⌘ Read more
France to sue teen over headscarf row claim
The girl's allegations about her headmaster led to death threats and his sudden resignation. ⌘ Read more
The mind behind the 'doped Olympics'
The Enhanced Games has been derided as "a clown show" and "borderline criminal". But their founder and his backers believe in a future few have foreseen. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: Sewage 'outrage' and 'King calls for kindness'
Thursday's papers cover the fallout over record discharges of sewage and the King's Easter message. ⌘ Read more
Wrong patient fitted with coil after Caesarean
Other so-called never events include a patient almost having the wrong toe amputated during surgery. ⌘ Read more
What contributed to the Baltimore Bridge collapse?**
"Dirty" fuel and a bridge designed for ships from another era may have factored into the collapse. ⌘ Read more
King sends 'hand of friendship' recorded message
King Charles is sending an audio message about caring for others to this year's Maundy Thursday service. ⌘ Read more
Psychology of economics genius Daniel Kahneman dies
In his book Thinking, Fast and Slow, the Nobel laureate argues humans act mostly on instinct, not logic. ⌘ Read more
Legal action only option, says defective flat owner
The BBC has seen an interim report found finds 'understrength concrete' was used in construction. ⌘ Read more
Prosecutors seek jail for Rubiales over kiss
Spain's ex-football boss could go to prison because of a non-consensual kiss at the Women's World Cup. ⌘ Read more
Prosecutors seek two-year jail term for Rubiales kiss
Spain's ex-football boss could go to prison because of a non-consensual kiss at the Women's World Cup. ⌘ Read more
England sewage spills more than double in 2023
Environment Agency data shows sewage spilled into England's waterways for over 3.6 million hours last year. ⌘ Read more
'An icon of the game' - ex-England captain Houghton to retire
Manchester City defender and former England captain Steph Houghton will retire at the end of the current Women's Super League season. ⌘ Read more
Father of three among Baltimore bridge victims
Six people are presumed dead after the bridge collapsed, but what do we know about them? ⌘ Read more
'An icon of the game' - ex-England captain Houghton to retire
Manchester City defender and former England captain Steph Houghton will retire at the end of the current Women's Super League season. ⌘ Read more
Man seriously injured after stabbing on London train
Social media footage shows a man being attacked in front of horrified passengers in south-east London. ⌘ Read more
'An icon of the game' - ex-England captain Houghton to retire
Manchester City defender and former England captain Steph Houghton will retire at the end of the current Women's Super League season. ⌘ Read more
Police reassess decision on Rayner allegations
A Tory MP asked police to investigate whether Labour's deputy leader gave false information on documents. ⌘ Read more
'An icon of the game' - ex-England captain Houghton to retire
Manchester City defender and former England captain Steph Houghton will retire at the end of the current Women's Super League season. ⌘ Read more
Tourist says 10-year passport rule cost him £3,000**
Huw and his partner planned to go to Bulgaria, but they were stopped at the airport flight gate. ⌘ Read more
'An icon of the game' - ex-England captain Houghton to retire
Manchester City defender and former England captain Steph Houghton will retire at the end of the current Women's Super League season. ⌘ Read more
Man seriously injured after stabbing on London train
Social media footage shows a man being attacked in front of horrified passengers in south-east London. ⌘ Read more
Girl, 10, left inoperable after surgery axed seven times
The curvature of Eva Tennent's spine is now so severe that mum Jill Lockhart fears she will not survive. ⌘ Read more
Former England captain Houghton to retire
Manchester City defender and former England captain Steph Houghton will retire at the end of the current Women's Super League season. ⌘ Read more
Campbell 'wept' as judge said teacher was an abuser
John Brownlee was described as a 'sadist' by victims of his abuse at Edinburgh Academy. ⌘ Read more
Former England captain Houghton to retire
Manchester City defender and former England captain Steph Houghton will retire at the end of the current Women's Super League season. ⌘ Read more
Sunrisers hit highest total in IPL history
Sunrisers Hyderabad smash 277-3 - the highest total in Indian Premier League history - in a 31-run victory against Mumbai Indians. ⌘ Read more
Man seriously injured after stabbing on London train
British Transport Police says the victim has been taken to hospital with life-threatening injuries. ⌘ Read more
Man seriously injured after stabbing on London train
British Transport Police says the victim has been taken to hospital with life-threatening injuries. ⌘ Read more
Holidaymakers caught out by 10-year-passport rule
UK passports can have up to 10 years and nine months on them but EU countries won't accept them. ⌘ Read more
Campbell 'wept' as judge says teacher was an abuser
John Brownlee was described as a 'sadist' by victims of his abuse at Edinburgh Academy. ⌘ Read more
Girl, 10, left inoperable after surgery axed seven times
The curvature of Eva Tennent's spine is now so severe that mum Jill Lockhart fears she will not survive. ⌘ Read more
Father of three among victims on the bridge
Six people are presumed dead after the bridge collapsed, but what do we know about them? ⌘ Read more
Holidaymakers caught out by 10-year-passport rule
UK passports can have up to 10 years and nine months on them but EU countries won't accept them. ⌘ Read more
Teacher abused boys at Nicky Campbell's school
John Brownlee was described as a 'sadist' by victims of his abuse at Edinburgh Academy. ⌘ Read more
Father of three among victims on the bridge
Six people are presumed dead after the bridge collapsed, but what do we know about them? ⌘ Read more
'Eyesore' Prince Philip statue must go, says council
A council orders the removal of a sculpture 10 years after it was refused planning permission. ⌘ Read more
Comedian Ed Gamble forced to remove hot dog from Tube ad
Ed Gamble was advised to change his advert in line with Transport for London's advertising policy. ⌘ Read more
Parents killed baby when he should have been protected, report says
A review over the killing of 10-month-old Finley Boden finds "significant shortcomings". ⌘ Read more
Record numbers of migrants cross Channel in 2024
The number of migrants arriving in the UK in 2024 after crossing the Channel has hit a record high. ⌘ Read more
Father of three among victims on the bridge
Six people are presumed dead after the bridge collapsed, but what do we know about them? ⌘ Read more
'Poetic' and 'notorious' sculptor Serra dies
Richard Serra was a giant of US art and the man behind monumental steel sculptures around the world. ⌘ Read more
Kate 'will be thrilled' with messages of support, Queen says
Queen Camilla spoke to well-wishers five days after the Princess of Wales revealed her cancer diagnosis. ⌘ Read more
Parents killed baby when he should have been protected, report says
A review over the killing of 10-month-old Finley Boden finds "significant shortcomings". ⌘ Read more
Kate 'will be thrilled' with messages of support, Queen says
Queen Camilla spoke to well-wishers five days after the Princess of Wales revealed her cancer diagnosis. ⌘ Read more
Victoria Square residents get all rates refunded
The news comes as BBC sees interim report which finds 'understrength concrete' was used in construction. ⌘ Read more
Three arrested for drug dealing at prison
Three people have been arrested on suspicion of drug dealing offences at a prison in Bridgend. ⌘ Read more
Kate 'will be thrilled' with messages of support, Queen says
Queen Camilla spoke to well-wishers five days after the Princess of Wales revealed her cancer diagnosis. ⌘ Read more
Victoria Square residents get all rates refunded
The news comes as BBC sees interim report which finds 'understrength concrete' was used in construction. ⌘ Read more
Supply chain fears after crash
The Francis Scott Key Bridge, which collapsed on Tuesday, spanned the ninth-busiest port in the US. ⌘ Read more
Parents killed baby when he should have been protected, report says
A review over the killing of 10-month-old Finley Boden finds "significant shortcomings". ⌘ Read more
Holidaymakers caught out by 10-year-passport rule
UK passports can have up to 10 years and nine months on them but EU countries won't accept them. ⌘ Read more
The women behind a fugitive rapist's downfall
Kim Avis faked his own death and went on the run but was eventually tracked down and convicted of rape. ⌘ Read more
Boat Race rowers told not to enter Thames due to high levels of E.coli
Crews have also been warned to cover blisters and wear footwear due to high levels of E. coli. ⌘ Read more
Holidaymakers caught out by 10-year-passport rule
UK passports can have up to 10 years and nine months on them but EU countries won't accept them. ⌘ Read more
Bankers jailed for interest rate rigging lose appeal
Tom Hayes and Carlo Palombo, convicted for manipulating a key interest rate, have had their appeals dismissed. ⌘ Read more
Five dead in FlixBus crash on German motorway
The coach veered to the right on the busy A9 autobahn before falling on to its side. ⌘ Read more
Parents killed baby when he should have been protected, report says
A review over the killing of 10-month-old Finley Boden finds "significant shortcomings". ⌘ Read more
Parents killed baby when he should have been protected, report says
A review over the killing of 10-month-old Finley Boden finds "significant shortcomings". ⌘ Read more
Banksy tree mural covered in plastic and boards
The mural in Finsbury Park was claimed by the artist on 18 March and later strewn with white paint. ⌘ Read more
Bankers jailed for interest rate rigging lose appeal
Tom Hayes and Carlo Palombo, convicted for manipulating a key interest rate, have had their appeals dismissed. ⌘ Read more
VisitScotland to close all information centres
The organisation says it will shut 25 iCentres across the country as it shifts to a new digital strategy. ⌘ Read more
Five dead in coach crash on German motorway
The coach, reportedly run by FlixBus, veered to the right on the busy A9 autobahn before falling on to its side. ⌘ Read more
Five dead in coach crash on German motorway
The coach, reportedly run by FlixBus, veered to the right on the busy A9 autobahn before falling on to its side. ⌘ Read more
Parents killed baby when he should have been protected, report says
A review over the killing of 10-month-old Finley Boden finds "significant shortcomings". ⌘ Read more
Five dead in coach crash on German motorway
The coach, reportedly run by Flixbus, veered to the right on the busy A9 autobahn before falling on to its side. ⌘ Read more
Parents killed baby when he should have been protected, report says
A review over the killing of 10-month-old Finley Boden finds "significant shortcomings". ⌘ Read more
Holidaymakers caught out by 10-year-passport rule
UK passports can have up to 10 years and nine months on them but EU countries won't accept them. ⌘ Read more
Supply chain fears after crash
The Francis Scott Key Bridge, which collapsed on Tuesday, spanned the ninth-busiest port in the US. ⌘ Read more
Supply chain fears after crash
The Francis Scott Key Bridge, which collapsed on Tuesday, spanned the ninth-busiest port in the US. ⌘ Read more
Parents killed baby when he should have been protected, report says
A review over the killing of 10-month-old Finley Boden finds "significant shortcomings". ⌘ Read more
Asos, Boohoo and George pledge clearer green claims
Asos, Boohoo and George at Asda will make changes after intervention from the competition authority. ⌘ Read more
Parents killed baby when he should have been protected, report says
A review over the killing of 10-month-old Finley Boden finds "significant shortcomings". ⌘ Read more
Banksy tree mural covered in plastic and boards
The mural in Finsbury Park was claimed by the artist on 18 March and later strewn with white paint. ⌘ Read more
Briton dies after jumping from bridge in Australia
Joshua Christian Santos, 32, is believed to have jumped from the bridge, popular with thrill-seekers. ⌘ Read more
Three arrests after multiple prison inmate deaths
Three people have been arrested following the deaths of multiple inmates at a prison in Bridgend. ⌘ Read more
Holidaymakers caught out by 10-year-passport rule
UK passports can have up to 10 years and nine months on them but EU countries won't accept them. ⌘ Read more
Record sewage spills into England's rivers and seas
Environment Agency data shows sewage spilled into England's waterways for over 3.6 million hours last year. ⌘ Read more
Parents killed baby when he should have been protected, report says
A review over the killing of 10-month-old Finley Boden finds "significant shortcomings". ⌘ Read more
Record sewage spills into England's rivers and seas
Environment Agency data shows sewage spilled into England's waterways for over 3.6 million hours last year. ⌘ Read more
Parents killed baby when he should have been protected, report says
A review over the killing of 10-month-old Finley Boden finds "significant shortcomings". ⌘ Read more
Brit dies after jumping from Australia bridge
The 32-year-old man failed to resurface after jumping from the bridge in Queensland. ⌘ Read more