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FTX's Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 years
The crypto exchange co-founder was convicted last year of stealing $8bn from investors. ⌘ Read more
Easter getaways hit by travel disruption
Wet and windy conditions hit parts of the UK ahead of Easter, coinciding with the end of term for many schools. ⌘ Read more
Easter getaways hit by travel disruption
Wet and windy conditions hit parts of the UK ahead of Easter, coinciding with the end of term for many schools. ⌘ Read more
Jacob Zuma barred from South Africa election
South Africa's ex-president has backed a new party seeking to take on the governing ANC. ⌘ Read more
Beyoncé's country album: The verdict
The Texan star's eighth album adds a country twang to her immaculate blend of pop and hip-hop. ⌘ Read more
Stephen Bear ordered to pay £27k over sex tape
The 34-year-old is told to pay back the money he made from illegally sharing sexual footage. ⌘ Read more
Jacob Zuma barred from South Africa election
South Africa's ex-president has backed a new party seeking to take on the governing ANC. ⌘ Read more
Gang guilty of ambush murder of DPD driver
Aurman Singh suffered repeated axe attacks to the head after the group tracked him on his rounds. ⌘ Read more
Stephen Bear ordered to pay £27k over sex tape
The 34-year-old is told to pay back the money he made from illegally sharing sexual footage. ⌘ Read more
Fans warned over German beer strength before Euros
The Foreign Office warns football fans that "stronger" German beer could get them barred from stadiums. ⌘ Read more
Stephen Bear ordered to pay £27k over sex tape
The 34-year-old is told to pay back the money he made from illegally sharing sexual footage. ⌘ Read more
King tells of 'great sadness' at missing Maundy service
He is not attending public events while he has treatment for cancer but recorded a message instead. ⌘ Read more
Stephen Bear ordered to pay £27k over sex tape
The 34-year-old is told to pay back the money he made from illegally sharing sexual footage. ⌘ Read more
Stephen Bear ordered to pay £27k over sex tape
The 34-year-old is told to pay back the money he made from illegally sharing sexual footage. ⌘ Read more
Fans warned over German beer strength before Euros
The Foreign Office warns football fans that "stronger" German beer could get them barred from stadiums. ⌘ Read more
Family anger at sentence on fatal crash driver, 19
Owain Hammett-George was doing 70-78mph in a 30mph zone when he killed two passengers in his car. ⌘ Read more
Stephen Bear ordered to pay £27k over sex tape
The 34-year-old is told to pay back the money he made from illegally sharing sexual footage. ⌘ Read more
Secret papers show Post Office knew case was false
Draft report seen by BBC confirms Post Office knew of IT vulnerabilities before Bates v Post Office case. ⌘ Read more
Jacob Zuma barred from South Africa election
South Africa's ex-president has backed a new party seeking to take on the governing ANC. ⌘ Read more
Stephen Bear ordered to pay £27k over sex tape
The 34-year-old is told to pay back the money he made from illegally sharing sexual footage. ⌘ Read more
Parents offered class photo with no 'complex needs' pupils
"Shocked" parents in Aberdeenshire were offered different versions of primary school class photos. ⌘ Read more
Stephen Bear ordered to pay £27k over sex tape
The 34-year-old is told to pay back the money he made from illegally sharing sexual footage. ⌘ Read more
Flintoff returns to BBC with Field of Dreams show
The former cricket star will return with a second series of his cricket documentary Field of Dreams. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water boss says bills need to rise by 40%**
The regulator, whose approval is needed for any price rises, has pushed back on substantial bill increases. ⌘ Read more
FA charges Tonali over alleged betting rules breaches
The Football Association charges Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali with misconduct in relation to alleged breaches of the governing body's betting rules. ⌘ Read more
Renter reforms watered down after Tory concerns
Ministers propose changes after some MPs said they wanted more protections for landlords. ⌘ Read more
Passengers pleaded with knifeman during attack
A teenager is arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after a stabbing on a train in London. ⌘ Read more
Parents offered class photo with no 'complex needs' pupils
A company offered parents in Aberdeenshire different versions of a primary school class photo. ⌘ Read more
Jail for 70mph crash driver, 19, who killed teens
Owain Hammett-George was driving at 70-78mph in a 30mph zone when he killed two people. ⌘ Read more
FA charges Tonali over alleged betting rules breaches
The Football Association charges Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali with misconduct in relation to alleged breaches of the governing body's betting rules. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after death of Gogglebox star
Police are questioning a man after George Gilbey fell from a height while at work. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after death of Gogglebox star
Police are questioning a man after George Gilbey fell from a height while at work. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after death of Gogglebox star
Police are questioning a man after George Gilbey fell from a height while at work. ⌘ Read more
Renter reforms watered down after Tory concerns
Ministers propose changes after some MPs said they wanted more protections for landlords. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after death of Gogglebox star
Police are questioning a man after George Gilbey fell from a height while at work. ⌘ Read more
FA charges Tonali over alleged betting rules breaches
The Football Association charges Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali with misconduct in relation to alleged breaches of the governing body's betting rules. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water boss says bills need to rise by 40%**
The regulator, whose approval is needed for any price rises, has pushed back on substantial bill increases. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after death of Gogglebox star
Police are questioning a man after George Gilbey fell from a height while at work. ⌘ Read more
Man jailed for killing teens in high-speed crash
Owain Hammett-George was driving at 70-78mph in a 30mph zone when he killed two people. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after death of Gogglebox star
Police are questioning a man after George Gilbey fell from a height while at work. ⌘ Read more
FA charges Tonali over alleged betting rules breaches
The Football Association charges Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali with misconduct in relation to alleged breaches of the governing body's betting rules. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after death of Gogglebox star
Police are questioning a man after George Gilbey fell from a height while at work. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after death of Gogglebox star
Police are questioning a man after George Gilbey fell from a height while at work. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after death of Gogglebox star
Police are questioning a man after George Gilbey fell from a height while at work. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water boss says bills need to rise by 40%**
The regulator, whose approval is needed for any price rises, has pushed back on substantial bill increases. ⌘ Read more
FA charges Tonali over alleged betting rules breaches
The Football Association charges Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali with misconduct in relation to alleged breaches of the governing body's betting rules. ⌘ Read more
FA charges Tonali over alleged betting rules breaches
The Football Association charges Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali with misconduct in relation to alleged breaches of the governing body's betting rules. ⌘ Read more
DPD driver killer gang guilty of ambush murder
Aurman Singh suffered repeated axe attacks to the head after five men tracked him on his rounds. ⌘ Read more
Gang guilty of ambush murder of DPD driver
Aurman Singh suffered repeated axe attacks to the head after five men tracked him on his rounds. ⌘ Read more
FA charges Tonali over alleged betting rules breaches
The Football Association charges Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali with misconduct in relation to alleged breaches of the governing body's betting rules. ⌘ Read more
Man jailed for killing teens in high-speed crash
Owain Hammett-George was driving at 70-78mph in a 30mph zone when he killed two people. ⌘ Read more
King tells of 'great sadness' at missing Maundy service
He is not attending public events while he has treatment for cancer but recorded a message instead. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water boss says bills need to rise by 40%**
The regulator, whose approval is needed for any price rises, has pushed back on substantial bill increases. ⌘ Read more
Drivers warned of delays as Easter getaway begins
The RAC warns of "carmageddon" as heavy traffic is expected during the Easter getaway. ⌘ Read more
DPD driver killer gang guilty of ambush murder
Aurman Singh suffered repeated axe attacks to the head after five men tracked him on his rounds. ⌘ Read more
Man jailed for killing teens in high-speed crash
Owain Hammett-George was driving at 70-78mph in a 30mph zone when he killed two people. ⌘ Read more
Angela Rayner insists she did nothing wrong over house sale
Labour's deputy leader is under fresh scrutiny over her tax affairs and the sale of her council house. ⌘ Read more
DPD driver killer gang guilty of ambush murder
Aurman Singh suffered repeated axe attacks to the head after five men tracked him on his rounds. ⌘ Read more
DPD driver killer gang guilty of ambush murder
Aurman Singh suffered repeated axe attacks to the head after five men tracked him on his rounds. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water boss says bills need to rise by 40%**
The regulator, whose approval is needed for any price rises, has pushed back on substantial bill increases. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water boss admits nationalisation possible
The firm is in a race for cash after investors said they would not give it extra money unless bills rise. ⌘ Read more
King tells of 'great sadness' at missing Maundy service
He is not attending public events while he has treatment for cancer but recorded a message instead. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water boss says bills need to rise by 40%**
The regulator, whose approval is needed for any price rises, has pushed back on substantial bill increases. ⌘ Read more
Man held over stabbing in front of train passengers
A teenager is arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after the stabbing on a train in London. ⌘ Read more
Labour will level up better than Tories, Starmer says
Keir Starmer says his party would do a better job of reducing regional inequality across Britain. ⌘ Read more
Man held over stabbing in front of train passengers
A teenager is arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after the stabbing on a train in London. ⌘ Read more
What are my rights if my flight is cancelled or delayed?**
Millions are heading abroad over the bank holiday weekend, but what if their journeys are disrupted? ⌘ Read more
Thames Water shareholders say bills must rise before they give it cash
The regulator, whose approval is needed for any price rises, has pushed back on substantial bill increases. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water shareholders say bills must rise before they give it cash
Investors are refusing to provide an expected first £500m by the end of this month. ⌘ Read more
Could assisted dying be coming to Scotland?**
MSPs will get the chance to make Scotland the first part of the UK to let people legally end their lives. ⌘ Read more
Man held over stabbing in front of train passengers
A teenager is arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after the stabbing on a train in London. ⌘ Read more
Man held over Beckenham train stabbing
Teenager arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after man stabbed on train near Beckenham, south-east London ⌘ Read more
Schools lockdown after litter tool mistaken for gun
Police say reports of an armed man near woodland turned out to be two men picking up litter. ⌘ Read more
Angela Rayner insists she has done nothing wrong
Labour's deputy leader is under fresh scrutiny over her tax affairs and the sale of her council house. ⌘ Read more
King tells of 'great sadness' at missing Maundy service
He is not attending public events while he has treatment for cancer but recorded a message instead. ⌘ Read more
King tells of 'great sadness' at missing Maundy service
He is not attending public events while he has treatment for cancer but recorded a message instead. ⌘ Read more
Tributes paid to Gogglebox star after fall death
'Charming' star George Gilbey, 40, who also appeared on Celebrity Big Brother, has died in a fall. ⌘ Read more
Sewage spills rise blamed on wet weather
The number of hours of spills into rivers, the sea and lakes around rose by more than two thirds. ⌘ Read more
Stone of Destiny takes centre stage at new museum
The ancient symbol of Scotland's monarchy is one of the star attractions at the Perth Museum. ⌘ Read more
Queen at Maundy service while King sends message
King Charles sends an audio message about caring for others to this year's Maundy Thursday service. ⌘ Read more
Harvard removes human skin binding from book
The book, from the mid-1880s, was reportedly bound with the skin from the body of a female patient. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water shareholders say bills must rise before they give it cash
Investors are refusing to provide an expected first £500m by the end of this month. ⌘ Read more
Stone of Destiny takes centre stage at new museum
The ancient symbol of Scotland's monarchy is one of the star attractions at the Perth Museum. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water shareholders say bills must rise before they give it cash
Investors are refusing to provide an expected first £500m by the end of this month. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water shareholders say bills must rise before they give it cash
Investors are refusing to provide an expected first £500m by the end of this month. ⌘ Read more
What are assisted dying, assisted suicide and euthanasia?**
Many countries have legalised assisted dying, assisted suicide or euthanasia, which are different. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water shareholders say bills must rise before they give it cash
Investors are refusing to provide an expected first £500m by the end of this month. ⌘ Read more
Easter travel warning as millions set to hit roads
The RAC warns of "carmageddon" as heavy traffic is expected during the Easter getaway. ⌘ Read more
Divers recover bodies from Baltimore bridge
Searches continue for four other people missing after two bodies are found in a submerged truck. ⌘ Read more
Worsening pupils' behaviour is 'never-ending battle'
A survey reveals nearly one in five teachers in England has been hit by a pupil this year. ⌘ Read more
Gogglebox star, 40, dies after fall from height
Fellow television personalities are paying tribute to George Gilbey. ⌘ Read more
Could assisted dying be coming to Scotland?**
MSPs will get the chance to make Scotland the first part of the UK to let people legally end their lives. ⌘ Read more
Gogglebox star, 40, dies after fall from height
Fellow television personalities are paying tribute to George Gilbey. ⌘ Read more
Police reassess decision on Rayner allegations
Labour's deputy leader says she's done nothing wrong after fresh police complaint to police from a Tory MP. ⌘ Read more
Easter travel warning as millions set to hit roads
The RAC warns of "carmageddon" as heavy traffic is expected during the Easter getaway. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water shareholders refuse to inject more cash unless bills rise
Investors are refusing to provide an expected first £500m by the end of this month. ⌘ Read more
Divers recover bodies in Baltimore bridge collapse waters
Searches continue for four other people missing after two bodies are found in a submerged truck. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water shareholders refuse to inject more cash unless bills rise
Investors are refusing to provide an expected first £500m by the end of this month. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water shareholders refuse to inject more cash unless bills rise
Investors are refusing to provide an expected first £500m by the end of this month. ⌘ Read more
Thames Water shareholders refuse to inject more cash unless bills rise
Investors are refusing to provide an expected first £500m by the end of this month. ⌘ Read more