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Child, 12, wounds three in Finland school shooting
Police say a shooting north of Helsinki has injured three children and a suspect has been arrested. ⌘ Read more
Trump posts $175m bond in New York fraud case
An appeals court gave him a reprieve after he could not secure a bond for the full $464m penalty ⌘ Read more
Sunak defends rollout of free childcare hours
Rishi Sunak says it is a "positive and exciting moment" after Labour called the system a "total mess". ⌘ Read more
Stokes opts out of T20 World Cup
England all-rounder Ben Stokes asks to not be considered for selection for this summer's T20 World Cup to focus on his fitness. ⌘ Read more
UK and US sign landmark deal to test AI safety
The new agreement will see the countries pool knowledge and resources to strengthen safety testing of AI models ⌘ Read more
House price growth subdued as borrowing costs bite
Prices in March rose 1.6% compared with a year earlier but were down compared with February. ⌘ Read more
Food prices rising at slowest rate in over two years
Falling food costs lead to lowest shop price inflation since December 2021, new retail figures show. ⌘ Read more
Politicians condemn disorder after Derry parade
Violence occurred as several hundred dissident republicans paraded in Creggan on Easter Monday. ⌘ Read more
'Beautiful!' Watch best of Booker's 52-point haul
Watch the best of Devin Booker's 52 points as the Phoenix Suns beat the New Orleans Pelicans 124-111 to boost their chances of qualifying for the NBA play-offs. ⌘ Read more
Child, 13, wounds three in Finland school shooting
Police say a shooting north of Helsinki has injured three children and a suspect has been arrested. ⌘ Read more
Who gets 15 hours of free childcare and how do I apply?**
Parents in England can now access 15 hours of free weekly childcare for their two-year-olds. ⌘ Read more
UK and US sign landmark deal to test AI safety
The new agreement will see the countries pool knowledge and resources to strengthen safety testing of AI models ⌘ Read more
Children wounded in school shooting in Finland
Police say a shooting north of Helsinki has injured three minors and a suspect has been arrested. ⌘ Read more
Children wounded in school shooting in Finland
Police say a shooting north of Helsinki has injured three minors and a suspect has been arrested. ⌘ Read more
Children wounded in school shooting in Finland
Police say a shooting north of Helsinki has injured three minors and a suspect has been arrested. ⌘ Read more
House price growth subdued as borrowing costs bite
Prices in March rose 1.6% compared with a year earlier but were down compared with February. ⌘ Read more
Trump's media company tumbles in stock market
Less than a week after its public debut, shares of Trump Media tumbled after reports of huge losses. ⌘ Read more
K-pop star Karina and actor Lee Jae-wook split
Karina, who went public with their relationship five weeks ago, was accused of "betrayal" by some fans. ⌘ Read more
JK Rowling in ‘arrest me’ challenge over hate crime law
The Harry Potter author described several transgender women as men in a series of social media posts. ⌘ Read more
Food charity says aid workers killed in Gaza strike
Seven aid workers have been killed in Gaza in what their charity's founder said was an Israeli strike. ⌘ Read more
Does Micah know what a half-volley is?**
Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer and Micah Richards debate the definition of a half-volley on the latest episode of Match of the Day Top 10. ⌘ Read more
Insta fans ruining special places, says cave cleaner
Volunteers say they had to haul rubbish out of a 19th Century mine which went viral on YouTube. ⌘ Read more
Insta photo seekers kill special places, says caver
Volunteers say they had to haul rubbish out of a 19th Century mine which went viral on YouTube. ⌘ Read more
Food charity says aid workers killed in Gaza strike
An Australian is confirmed among five killed in what food charity founder José Andrés says was an Israeli strike. ⌘ Read more
'I was deepfaked by my best friend'
A woman found that her image was being used in "deepfake porn" and the person responsible was a friend. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: 'Iran general killed' and 'record' boat arrivals
The Iranian general killed in a suspected Israeli strike and new UK migrant figures lead Tuesday's papers. ⌘ Read more
Food charity says aid workers killed in Gaza strike
An Australian is confirmed among five killed in what food charity founder José Andrés says was an Israeli strike. ⌘ Read more
Foreign aid workers killed in Gaza 'air strike'
The World Central Kitchen says it is aware of reports that members of its team were killed. ⌘ Read more
Trump posts $175m bond in New York fraud case
An appeals court gave him a reprieve after he could not secure a bond for the full $464m penalty ⌘ Read more
Bricks of cocaine wash up on Australian beaches
More than 250kg of the drug has been found along the New South Wales seaboard since December. ⌘ Read more
Murder suspect loses re-election bid in Australia
Ryan Bayldon-Lumsden had been campaigning for a city council seat in highly unusual circumstances. ⌘ Read more
Trump posts $175m bond in New York fraud case
An appeals court gave him a reprieve after he could not secure a bond for the full $464m penalty ⌘ Read more
Study aims to break brain injury link to depression
Half of those admitted to hospital with a brain injury report depression in the following year, research suggests. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: 'Iran general killed' and 'record' boat arrivals
The Iranian general killed in a suspected Israeli strike and new UK migrant figures lead Tuesday's papers. ⌘ Read more
Diabetes patients offered artificial-pancreas tech
The rollout of new devices for thousands in England with type 1 diabetes is hailed as a landmark moment. ⌘ Read more
Lulu: I don't speak before 12 noon. I'm not lying
Ahead of her farewell tour the Shout singer talks Bond, Bowie and Boom Bang-a-Bang. ⌘ Read more
Late goals help Leeds overcome Hull to take second
Late goals from Crysencio Summerville and Dan James ensure Leeds stay in the Championship's automatic promotion places after a 3-1 win over Hull City. ⌘ Read more
Plymouth Argyle sack head coach Foster
Plymouth Argyle sack head coach Ian Foster after just three months in charge at Home Park. ⌘ Read more
Plymouth Argyle sack head coach Foster
Plymouth Argyle sack head coach Ian Foster after just three months in charge at Home Park. ⌘ Read more
Late goals help Leeds overcome Hull to take second
Late goals from Crysencio Summerville and Dan James ensure Leeds stay in the Championship's automatic promotion places after a 3-1 win over Hull City. ⌘ Read more
Late goals help Leeds overcome Hull to take second
Late goals from Crysencio Summerville and Dan James ensure Leeds stay in the Championship's automatic promotion places after a 3-1 win over Hull City. ⌘ Read more
Israeli government says it will ban Al Jazeera
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he would "act immediately" to close the Qatari network's local office. ⌘ Read more
Israeli strike destroys Iranian consulate in Syria, says Iran state media
Revolutionary Guards commander Mohammad Reza Zahedi was among seven officers killed, the force says. ⌘ Read more
Gaza hospital in ruins after two-week Israeli raid
Dozens of bodies are found and al-Shifa is "completely out of service", Hamas-run authorities say. ⌘ Read more
Late goals help Leeds overcome Hull to take second
Late goals from Crysencio Summerville and Dan James ensure Leeds stay in the Championship's automatic promotion places after a 3-1 win over Hull City. ⌘ Read more
Israeli government says it will ban Al Jazeera
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he would "act immediately" to close the Qatari network's local office. ⌘ Read more
Insta fans kill special places, says cave cleaner
Cavers pull piles of rubbish out of a mine, which were left by influencers seeking a perfect photo. ⌘ Read more
Humphries thrashes Van Gerwen to win German Grand Prix
World champion Luke Humphries thrashes Michael van Gerwen 8-1 in the final to win the German Darts Grand Prix. ⌘ Read more
Israeli strike destroys Iranian consulate in Syria, says Iran state media
Revolutionary Guards commander Mohammad Reza Zahedi was among seven officers killed, the force says. ⌘ Read more
Stabbed Iranian TV host discharged from hospital
Counter-terrorism officers are investigating the stabbing of news presenter Pouria Zeraati in London. ⌘ Read more
Youths seen making petrol bombs ahead of Derry parade - PSNI
A van was set alight after masked men in paramilitary-style uniform led a march through Creggan estate. ⌘ Read more
Two-time Pro Bowl cornerback Davis dies aged 35
Two-time Pro Bowl cornerback Vontae Davis has died at the age of 35. ⌘ Read more
Ipswich top after last-gasp winner against Saints
Jeremy Sarmiento's goal in the final seconds gives Ipswich Town victory over 10-man Southampton and puts them top of the Championship. ⌘ Read more
Ipswich top after last-gasp winner against 10-man Southampton
Jeremy Sarmiento's goal in the final seconds gives Ipswich Town victory over 10-man Southampton and puts them top of the Championship. ⌘ Read more
Stabbed Iranian TV host discharged from hospital
Counter-terrorism officers are investigating the stabbing of news presenter Pouria Zeraati in London. ⌘ Read more
Israeli government says it will ban Al Jazeera
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he would "act immediately" to close the Qatari network's local office. ⌘ Read more
Youths seen making petrol bombs ahead of Derry parade - PSNI
A van was set alight after masked men in paramilitary-style uniform led a march through Creggan estate. ⌘ Read more
Ipswich top after last-gasp winner against 10-man Southampton
Jeremy Sarmiento's goal in the final seconds gives Ipswich Town victory over 10-man Southampton and puts them top of the Championship. ⌘ Read more
Ipswich top after last-gasp winner against 10-man Southampton
Jeremy Sarmiento's goal in the final seconds gives Ipswich Town victory over 10-man Southampton and puts them top of the Championship. ⌘ Read more
Youths seen making petrol bombs ahead of Derry parade - PSNI
A van was set alight after masked men in paramilitary-style uniform led a march through Creggan estate. ⌘ Read more
Interim cargo route to open near Baltimore bridge
The alternative channel is being set up for use by "essential" commercial vessels. ⌘ Read more
Germany kit option blocked over Nazi symbolism
Media said the number 44 on the shirts resembled the symbol used by WW2-era Nazi SS units. ⌘ Read more
Stabbed Iranian TV host discharged from hospital
Counter-terrorism officers are investigating the stabbing of news presenter Pouria Zeraati in London. ⌘ Read more
Youths seen making petrol bombs ahead of Derry parade - PSNI
A van was set alight after masked men in paramilitary-style uniform led a march through Creggan estate. ⌘ Read more
Germany kit option blocked over Nazi symbolism
Media said the number 44 on the shirts resembled the symbol used by WW2-era Nazi SS units. ⌘ Read more
Israeli strike destroys Iranian consulate in Syria, says Iran state media
Senior Revolutionary Guards commander Mohammad Reza Zahedi was among the dead, Iranian state TV says. ⌘ Read more
Stabbed Iranian TV host released from hospital
Counter-terrorism officers are investigating the stabbing of news presenter Pouria Zeraati in London. ⌘ Read more
Stabbed Iranian TV host's released from hospital
Counter-terrorism officers are investigating the stabbing of news presenter Pouria Zeraati in London. ⌘ Read more
Investigation links 'Havana Syndrome' to Russia
Media reports further fuel the view that US diplomats may have been targeted with sonic weapons. ⌘ Read more
West Brom fight back from two down to salvage Watford draw
Play-off hopefuls West Bromwich Albion come from 2-0 down to salvage a point against Watford at the Hawthorns. ⌘ Read more
Israeli air strike destroys Iranian consulate in Syria, says state media
Senior Revolutionary Guards commander Mohammad Reza Zahedi was among the dead, Iranian state TV says. ⌘ Read more
French toddler's remains found after nine months but death still a mystery
Emile Soleil disappeared in a tiny Alpine village nine months ago. How he died remains unclear. ⌘ Read more
West Brom fight back from two down to salvage Watford draw
Play-off hopefuls West Bromwich Albion come from 2-0 down to salvage a point against Watford at the Hawthorns. ⌘ Read more
Israeli air strike destroys Iranian consulate in Syria - state media
Pictures showed the flattened remains of a building that was next door to Iran's embassy in Damascus. ⌘ Read more
Air strike hits building next to Iranian embassy in Syria
Pictures showed the flattened remains of a building that was next door to Tehran's embassy in Damascus. ⌘ Read more
Leicester beat in-form Norwich to go top
Leicester City boost their hopes of automatic promotion by coming from behind to beat play-off hopefuls Norwich. ⌘ Read more
JK Rowling in ‘arrest me’ challenge over hate crime law
The Harry Potter author described several transgender women as men in a series of social media posts. ⌘ Read more
Investigation links 'Havana Syndrome' to Russia
Media reports further fuel the view that US diplomats may have been targeted with sonic weapons. ⌘ Read more
Interim cargo route to open near Baltimore bridge
The alternative channel is being set up for use by "essential" commercial vessels. ⌘ Read more
Gaza hospital in ruins after two-week Israeli raid
Dozens of bodies are found and al-Shifa is "completely out of service", Hamas-run authorities say. ⌘ Read more
JK Rowling in ‘arrest me’ challenge over hate crime law
The Harry Potter author described several transgender women as men in a series of social media posts. ⌘ Read more
Wales bank holiday road and trains travel chaos
The A40 closes in both directions and rail passengers in south and west Wales urged not to travel. ⌘ Read more
Gaza hospital in ruins after two-week Israeli raid
Dozens of bodies are found and al-Shifa is "completely out of service", Hamas-run authorities say. ⌘ Read more
Wales bank holiday road and trains travel chaos
The A40 closes in both directions and rail passengers in south and west Wales urged not to travel. ⌘ Read more
Free childcare hours expands to two-year-olds
Parents in England can now access 15 hours of free weekly childcare for their two-year-olds. ⌘ Read more
Two charged after boy stabbed in Ballynahinch
A court heard the 16-year-old had part of his bowel removed as a result of the attack. ⌘ Read more
F1 owner Liberty Media buys MotoGP for £3.6bn**
Formula 1 owner Liberty Media buys motorbike racing series MotoGP from its Spanish owners in a deal valued at £3.6bn. ⌘ Read more
Interim cargo route to open near Baltimore bridge
The alternative channel is being set up for use by "essential" commercial vessels. ⌘ Read more
Wales bank holiday road and trains travel chaos
The A40 closes in both directions and rail passengers in south and west Wales urged not to travel. ⌘ Read more
Gaza hospital in ruins after two-week Israeli raid
Dozens of bodies are found and al-Shifa hospital is "completely out of service", the Hamas-run health ministry says. ⌘ Read more
French toddler's remains found after nine months but death still a mystery
Emile Soleil disappeared in a tiny Alpine village nine months ago. How he died remains unclear. ⌘ Read more
Wales bank holiday road and trains travel chaos
The A40 closes in both directions and rail passengers in south and west Wales urged not to travel. ⌘ Read more
James makes history with 40-point game for Lakers
Watch as LeBron James becomes only the second player, after Michael Jordan, to score 40 points in a single game following the Los Angeles Lakers' 116-104 win over the Brooklyn Nets. ⌘ Read more
Gaza hospital in ruins after two-week Israeli raid
Israel says its forces killed 200 "terrorists" during the operation in and around al-Shifa hospital. ⌘ Read more
Investigation links 'Havana Syndrome' to Russia
Media reports further fuel the view that US diplomats may have been targeted with sonic weapons. ⌘ Read more
Sutton in custody after 'evading' arrest for weeks
Former Detroit Lions player Cameron Sutton hands himself in to police to face domestic violence allegations, more than three weeks after an arrest warrant was issued. ⌘ Read more
Report links mystery 'Havana Syndrome' to Russia
An investigation further fuels the view that US diplomats may have been targeted with sonic weapons. ⌘ Read more
Turkish opposition stuns Erdogan with local elections win
President Erdogan fails to regain Turkey's big cities that he lost five years ago. ⌘ Read more
Turkish opposition stuns Erdogan with local elections win
President Erdogan fails to regain Turkey's big cities that he lost five years ago. ⌘ Read more
Scotland's new hate crime law comes into force
Police say they expect a flood of complaints, but the government insists the act provides protection. ⌘ Read more