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Palmer scores twice in injury time as Chelsea beat Man Utd
Cole Palmer scores two goals in injury time to earn Chelsea a win against Manchester United despite having previously given up a two-goal lead. ⌘ Read more
'Like an Olympic final' - Richards secures Paris spot
Current and former world champions Freya Colbert and Matt Richards secure their places at the Paris Olympics by winning British titles in London. ⌘ Read more
Billionaire Joe Lewis fined $5m for insider trading but avoids prison
The 87-year-old - whose family trust owns Tottenham Hotspur - gave secret stock tips to his girlfriend and employees. ⌘ Read more
Tory admits giving MP numbers to dating app contact, says report
MP William Wragg tells The Times: "I'm so sorry my weakness has caused other people hurt". ⌘ Read more
GPS disabled as Israel raises alert over Iran threat
The Israeli army also cancels leave after Iran threatens to retaliate over the killing of its general. ⌘ Read more
Liverpool battle past Sheff Utd to return to top
Liverpool battle to a win over Sheffield United to move back to the top of the Premier League and maintain control of the title race. ⌘ Read more
Billionaire Joe Lewis fined $5m for insider trading but avoids prison
The 87-year-old - whose family trust owns Tottenham Hotspur - gave secret stock tips to his girlfriend and employees. ⌘ Read more
Liverpool battle past Sheff Utd to return to top
Liverpool battle to a win over Sheffield United to move back to the top of the Premier League and maintain control of the title race. ⌘ Read more
Billionaire Joe Lewis fined $5m for insider trading but avoids prison
The 87-year-old Spurs owner gave secret stock tips to his girlfriend, assistants, friends and private pilots. ⌘ Read more
Denmark shuts shipping strait over missile failure
The busy Great Belt strait was closed to ships on Thursday afternoon but has since reopened. ⌘ Read more
Denmark shuts shipping strait over missile failure
The busy Great Belt strait was closed to ships on Thursday afternoon but has since reopened. ⌘ Read more
'Radical rethink' needed in NHS on autism and ADHD
And US sets aid demands on Israel ⌘ Read more
Vingegaard suffers broken collarbone & ribs in crash
Reigning Tour de France champion Jonas Vingegaard suffers a broken collarbone and several broken ribs in a crash at the Itzulia Basque Country stage race. ⌘ Read more
Vingegaard suffers broken collarbone & ribs in crash
Reigning Tour de France champion Jonas Vingegaard suffers a broken collarbone and several broken ribs in a crash at the Itzulia Basque Country stage race. ⌘ Read more
Premier League clubs' £1bn losses in 11 charts
BBC Sport breaks down the Premier League clubs' £1bn of losses in 11 charts. ⌘ Read more
DUP focus unchanged after ‘difficult’ week
DUP MP Gavin Robinson took on the role of interim leader after Sir Jeffrey Donaldson stood down. ⌘ Read more
GPS disabled as Israel raises alert over Iran threat
The Israeli army also cancels leave after Iran threatens to retaliate over the killing of its general. ⌘ Read more
Thieves steal $30m in one of LA's biggest heists
There are few clues on who carried out the burglary in the San Fernando Valley - or even how. ⌘ Read more
Brother of aid worker killed in Gaza criticises arming Israel
The family of James Henderson say weapons sold to Israel "may in turn be used to kill our fellow citizens." ⌘ Read more
Denmark shuts shipping strait over missile failure
The busy Great Belt strait is closed for planes and ships due to a risk of "falling missile fragments". ⌘ Read more
Brother of aid worker killed in Gaza criticises arming Israel
The family of James Henderson say weapons sold to Israel "may in turn be used to kill our fellow citizens." ⌘ Read more
Ex-MP shocked to be targeted by honeytrap attempt
A former MP tells the BBC how he discovered he was the target of a "spear phishing" scam at Westminster. ⌘ Read more
GPS disabled as Israel raises alert over Iran threat
The Israeli army also cancels leave after Iran threatens to retaliate over the killing of its general. ⌘ Read more
Ex-MP shocked to be targeted by honeytrap attempt
A former MP tells the BBC how he discovered he was the target of a "spear phishing" scam at Westminster. ⌘ Read more
Care failings before son killed father - inquest
Doctors treating man who killed his father were not given his background information, inquest told. ⌘ Read more
Rock band Kiss sells brand and songs for $300m**
The band's distinctive look and entire back catalogue is sold to a Swedish music investor for around $300m. ⌘ Read more
Not possible to identify cremated ashes, say police
"Devastating news" for families as probe into Legacy Independent Funeral Directors continues. ⌘ Read more
Russia trying to undermine Paris Olympics, says Macron
The French President claims Russia is running a disinformation campaign to damage this summer's games. ⌘ Read more
Robbery ringleader guilty of PC Sharon Beshenivsky's murder
Piran Ditta Khan, 75, had denied the murder of PC Sharon Beshenivsky in Bradford in November 2005. ⌘ Read more
Robbery ringleader guilty of PC Sharon Beshenivsky's murder
Piran Ditta Khan, 75, had denied the murder of PC Sharon Beshenivsky in Bradford in November 2005. ⌘ Read more
Rubiales says trial for kiss is 'because I am a man'
Former Spanish football federation (RFEF) president Luis Rubiales questions if he's facing trial for sexual assault "because I am a man". ⌘ Read more
'No obvious cardiac causes' for Maanum collapse
Frida Maanum has undergone tests which found "no obvious cardiac causes" for her collapse in the Continental Cup final, say her club Arsenal. ⌘ Read more
Denmark shuts shipping strait over missile failure
The busy Great Belt strait is closed for planes and ships due to a risk of "falling missile fragments". ⌘ Read more
Williamson 'fit and ready' for England return
Defender Leah Williamson is ready to make her England return after a year out, says manager Sarina Wiegman. ⌘ Read more
Robbery ringleader guilty of PC's murder
Piran Ditta Khan, 75, had denied the murder of PC Sharon Beshenivsky in Bradford in November 2005. ⌘ Read more
Watchdog to review patient safety at A&E department
Doctors at Glasgow's Queen Elizabeth University Hospital say patient safety is being "seriously compromised". ⌘ Read more
No boots on the ground in Ukraine, says Cameron
The UK foreign secretary tells the BBC's Ukrainecast the war will be lost if Western allies don't step up. ⌘ Read more
Victoria actor Adrian Schiller dies aged 60
The actor had recently finished performing in theatre production The Lehman Trilogy in Australia. ⌘ Read more
Robbery ringleader guilty of PC's murder
Piran Ditta Khan, 75, had denied the murder of PC Sharon Beshenivsky in Bradford in November 2005. ⌘ Read more
Denmark shuts shipping strait over missile failure
The busy Great Belt strait is closed for planes and ships due to a risk of "falling missile fragments". ⌘ Read more
DUP focus unchanged after ‘difficult’ week
DUP MP Gavin Robinson took on the role of interim leader after Sir Jeffrey Donaldson stood down. ⌘ Read more
Denmark shuts shipping strait over missile failure
The busy Great Belt strait is closed for planes and ships due to a risk of "falling missile fragments". ⌘ Read more
Robbery ringleader guilty of PC's murder
Piran Ditta Khan, 75, had denied the murder of PC Sharon Beshenivsky in Bradford in November 2005. ⌘ Read more
Robbery ringleader guilty of PC's murder
Piran Ditta Khan, 75, had denied the murder of PC Sharon Beshenivsky in Bradford in November 2005. ⌘ Read more
Robbery ringleader guilty of PC's murder
Piran Ditta Khan, 75, had denied the murder of PC Sharon Beshenivsky in Bradford in November 2005. ⌘ Read more
Fears for Gazans as aid groups halt work over air strike
Aid workers say they cannot operate safely after Israel's strike on World Central Kitchen's convoy. ⌘ Read more
Saudi Arabia to host WTA Finals for next three years
The WTA Finals will be held in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, for the next three years and will also offer record prize money. ⌘ Read more
DUP focus unchanged after ‘difficult’ week
DUP MP Gavin Robinson took on the role of interim leader after Sir Jeffrey Donaldson stood down. ⌘ Read more
Train strikes: How will you be affected?**
Rail workers at 16 companies will take industrial action from Friday but Tube strikes are called off. ⌘ Read more
NHS cannot meet autism or ADHD demand, report says
A radical rethink of how neurodiversity is treated is needed for the NHS to keep up, a think tank warns. ⌘ Read more
Italian island offers goats up for adoption
A remote Italian island where goats outnumber humans six to one is trying to give them away. ⌘ Read more
Man admits attempted murder of pregnant woman
Daniel Popescu, of no fixed abode, pleads guilty to attempting to murder Andrea Pintilli. ⌘ Read more
Watchdog to review patient safety at A&E department
Doctors at Glasgow's Queen Elizabeth University Hospital say patient safety is being "seriously compromised". ⌘ Read more
No boots on the ground in Ukraine, says Cameron
The UK foreign secretary tells the BBC's Ukrainecast the war will be lost if Western allies don't step up. ⌘ Read more
Elephant kills 80-year-old US tourist in Zambia
The unnamed woman died of her injuries after an elephant flipped her car over several times. ⌘ Read more
Truss among Tory MPs at Farage's birthday party
A video message from former US President Donald Trump was also played at the event in London. ⌘ Read more
Taiwan earthquake 'rained rocks like bullets', survivor recalls
More than 600 people are trapped or stranded after worst quake since 1999. ⌘ Read more
DUP: No 'dissenting voices' against Gavin Robinson
Mr Robinson was installed as interim leader after Sir Jeffrey Donaldson resigned on Friday. ⌘ Read more
Myanmar's military-ruled capital attacked by drones
The exiled former government says drones armed with explosives targeted key buildings in Nay Pyi Taw. ⌘ Read more
Truss among Tory MPs at Farage's birthday party
A video message from former US President Donald Trump was also played at the event in London. ⌘ Read more
Truss among Tory MPs at Farage's birthday party
A video message from former US President Donald Trump was also played at the event in London. ⌘ Read more
No boots on the ground in Ukraine, says Cameron
The UK foreign secretary tells the BBC's Ukrainecast the war will be lost if Western allies don't step up. ⌘ Read more
No boots on the ground in Ukraine, says Cameron
The UK foreign secretary tells the BBC's Ukrainecast the war will be lost if Western allies don't step up. ⌘ Read more
DUP: No 'dissenting voices' against Gavin Robinson
Mr Robinson was installed as interim leader after Sir Jeffrey Donaldson resigned on Friday. ⌘ Read more
DUP: No 'dissenting voices' against Gavin Robinson
Mr Robinson was installed as interim leader after Sir Jeffrey Donaldson resigned on Friday. ⌘ Read more
Myanmar's military-ruled capital attacked by drones
The exiled former government says drones armed with explosives targeted key buildings in Nay Pyi Taw. ⌘ Read more
Air passengers face extra year of 100ml liquid rule
Major airports will not have new scanners at all security lanes by the summer, the BBC understands. ⌘ Read more
United Ireland 'would cost €8bn to €20bn a year'
The author of a new report said absorbing Northern Ireland would involve "huge financial pressure". ⌘ Read more
Myanmar's military-ruled capital attacked by drones
The exiled former government say they've launched a drone attack amid the country's escalating civil war. ⌘ Read more
UK should end arms sales to Israel - legal experts
Lawyers and academics write to the PM saying he risks breaching international law by continuing to allow the exports. ⌘ Read more
No boots on the ground in Ukraine, says Cameron
The UK foreign secretary tells the BBC's Ukrainecast the war will be lost if Western allies don't step up. ⌘ Read more
DWP take woman's inheritance over supermarket job
Vivienne Groom was prosecuted for failing to declare her income while caring for her mum. ⌘ Read more
Taiwan earthquake 'rained rocks like bullets', survivor recalls
More than 600 people are trapped or stranded after worst quake since 1999. ⌘ Read more
Top judges urge UK to stop arms sales to Israel
Lawyers and academics write to the PM saying he risks breaching international law by continuing to allow the exports. ⌘ Read more
No boots on the ground in Ukraine, says Cameron
The UK foreign secretary tells the BBC's Ukrainecast the war will be lost if Western allies don't step up. ⌘ Read more
Top judges urge UK to stop arms sales to Israel
Lawyers and academics write to the PM saying he risks breaching international law by continuing to allow the exports. ⌘ Read more
Air passengers face extra year of 100ml liquid rule
Major airports will not have new scanners at all security lanes by the summer, the BBC understands. ⌘ Read more
Taiwan earthquake 'rained rocks like bullets', survivor recalls
More than 600 people are trapped or stranded after worst quake since 1999. ⌘ Read more
Airports could take extra year to lift liquids ban
Major airports will not have new scanners at all security lanes by the summer, the BBC understands. ⌘ Read more
Millwall's pride of Lions pursuing Youth Cup glory
BBC Sport takes a look at London's unlikely representative in this season's FA Youth Cup semi-finals. ⌘ Read more
Top judges urge UK to stop arms sales to Israel
Lawyers and academics write to the PM because of the "plausible risk of genocide" in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Israeli minister denies convoy strike was deliberate
Nir Barkat tells the BBC claims Israeli forces deliberately targeted aid workers are 'nonsense'. ⌘ Read more
England beat New Zealand to clinch ODI series
Tammy Beaumont scores 81 to set England on their way to a series-clinching 56-run win over New Zealand in the second one-day international in Hamilton. ⌘ Read more
PSNI will not issue mugshots 'in any case'
PSNI policy not to issue custody photos of convicted criminals causes confusion among staff, BBC learns. ⌘ Read more
Smart meter left woman, 87, scared to turn heat on
Diana Bowen confined herself to one room with an electric blanket, after she was shocked by bills. ⌘ Read more
New network set up for Hebrides' young crofters
Western Isles Young Crofters aims to support people already crofting and encourage new entrants. ⌘ Read more
The golf courses disappearing into the sea
Some of Scotland’s oldest golf courses are losing seven metres a year to coastal erosion. ⌘ Read more
'Fake live stream scammers targeted my dad's funeral'
Emma Johnstone says fraudsters attempted to steal money from mourners via a bogus live stream. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: PM's warning over ECHR and Israel arms ban calls
The aftermath of the Israeli air strike that killed seven aid workers in Gaza, including three Britons, continues to dominate front pages. ⌘ Read more
Israeli minister denies convoy strike was deliberate
Nir Barkat tells the BBC claims Israeli forces deliberately targeted aid workers are 'nonsense'. ⌘ Read more
Thousands of people to trial Alzheimer's blood tests
The long-term hope is that more people will be able to access new treatments at an earlier stage. ⌘ Read more
Dramatic drop in logging in key Amazon countries
Brazil and Colombia curbed logging in 2023, but other countries wiped out many of the gains. ⌘ Read more
Pig kidney transplant patient leaves hospital
The procedure was hailed as a historic step as doctors tackle a widespread organ donor shortage. ⌘ Read more
School shooting brings up tough questions for Finland
Finland's age of criminal responsibility, gun laws and children's mental health are in the spotlight following the Vantaa shooting. ⌘ Read more
‘You see skeletons’ - South Africa's deadly border
Many migrants risk all to reach South Africa, where their presence has become a hot election issue. ⌘ Read more
Fears for Gazans as aid groups halt work over air strike
Aid workers say they cannot operate safely after Israel's strike on World Central Kitchen's convoy. ⌘ Read more
Taiwan wakes up to aftermath of worst quake in 25 years
More than 100 people are still understood to be trapped in collapsed tunnels and on roads. ⌘ Read more
Parents of murdered stalking victim 'finally' feel supported
The parents of Gracie Spinks, who was killed by her stalker, visit a dedicated police unit. ⌘ Read more
NHS cannot meet autism or ADHD demand, report says
A radical rethink of how neurodiversity is treated is needed for the NHS to keep up, a think tank warns. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: PM's warning over ECHR and Israel arms ban calls
The aftermath of the Israeli air strike that killed seven aid workers in Gaza, including three Britons, continues to dominate front pages. ⌘ Read more