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@portlandbeer Hi πŸ‘‹ Welcome to Yarn.social πŸ€—**
@portlandbeer _@neotxt.dk_ Hi πŸ‘‹ Welcome to Yarn.social πŸ€— ⌘ Read more
(#3s2cdqq) @portlandbeer I've been trying to convince him to use Linux for years πŸ˜†**
@portlandbeer _@neotxt.dk_ I've been trying to convince him to use Linux for years πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#olepnca) @xuu Still? πŸ€”**
@xuu _@txt.sour.is_ Still? πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#exzkjpa) @xuu Hmmm? πŸ€”**
@xuu _@txt.sour.is_ Hmmm? πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#euslzjq) @thecanine Haha I get it πŸ˜†**
@thecanine Haha I get it πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#faic4cq) @akoizumi πŸ‘Œ Reviewing this locally πŸ‘Œ**
@akoizumi _@kyoko.nerdpol.ovh_ πŸ‘Œ Reviewing this locally πŸ‘Œ ⌘ Read more
(#7zuekwq) @akoizumi How does the honeypot work? πŸ€”**
@akoizumi _@kyoko.nerdpol.ovh_ How does the honeypot work? πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#2v67x3q) @mckinley That's why I buy "dumb TV's" πŸ˜†**
@mckinley That's why I buy "dumb TV's" πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#oczd33a) @kt84 Bit of a shadowy ceature in the tree, but yeah I _think_ I spot 'im πŸ˜‚**
@kt84 Bit of a shadowy ceature in the tree, but yeah I \\_think\\_ I spot 'im πŸ˜‚ ⌘ Read more
(#fmpdm5q)
https://search.twtxt.net/search?q=Kiwi%20Farms&s=-created ⌘ Read more
(#fmpdm5q) @slashdot Old news...
@slashdot _@feeds.twtxt.net_ Old news... ⌘ Read more
(#e43qhaa) @akoizumi There are literally so many things you can do without having to fork/exec out to some binary. Just look at my GoNix project ...
@akoizumi _@social.kyoko-project.wer.ee_ There are literally so many things you can do without having to fork/exec out to some binary. Just look at my GoNix project. The Linux Kernel has so many nice API(s) you can literally talk to, even without ... ⌘ Read more
(#3mwjfpq) @justamoment Hey!!! Welcome back πŸ€— How have you been? What you been up to? πŸ€”**
@justamoment Hey!!! Welcome back πŸ€— How have you been? What you been up to? πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#gjvkaxa) @slashdot Oh come on! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Seriously, aren't NFTs just a complete joke?! πŸ˜‚**
@slashdot _@feeds.twtxt.net_ Oh come on! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Seriously, aren't NFTs just a complete joke?! πŸ˜‚ ⌘ Read more
(#schljga) I agree and we need to continue to encourage the existing self hosting community and continue to keep building tools and software (he ...
I agree and we need to continue to encourage the existing self hosting community and continue to keep building tools and software (hell, even hardware) that make it easier and easier for everyone else πŸ‘Œ ⌘ Read more
(#2v67x3q) @slashdot Oh fuck, here we go again with this NFT garbage πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ**
@slashdot _@feeds.twtxt.net_ Oh fuck, here we go again with this NFT garbage πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ ⌘ Read more
(#vdcjm6q) It's a pretty damn good carving πŸ‘Œ**
It's a pretty damn good carving πŸ‘Œ ⌘ Read more
(#qc5bh4q) And many still don't believe we're heating up the planet πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ**
And many still don't believe we're heating up the planet πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ ⌘ Read more
(#dsovxmq) @carsten Hey!!!
@carsten _@yarn.zn80.net_ Hey!!! ⌘ Read more
(#wtfnszq) interesting hash this yarn πŸ˜†**
interesting hash this yarn πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#jwfxf7a) @slashdot Why is this a bad thing?**
@slashdot _@feeds.twtxt.net_ Why is this a bad thing? ⌘ Read more
(#xyxklrq) @tel I have no real reason or desire to use any other IRC client really πŸ€—**
@tel _@we.loveprivacy.club_ I have no real reason or desire to use any other IRC client really πŸ€— ⌘ Read more
(#zrry2tq) @thecanine I see πŸ€” Yhanks for the non-descript explanation πŸ˜†**
@thecanine I see πŸ€” Yhanks for the non-descript explanation πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#zrry2tq) @thecanine I see. Also what's a "zoophiles" πŸ˜‚**
@thecanine _@twtxt.net_ I see. Also what's a "zoophiles" πŸ˜‚ ⌘ Read more
(#wtfnszq) @jason Haha good luck with that πŸ˜‚**
@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_ Haha good luck with that πŸ˜‚ ⌘ Read more
(#356hczq) @akoizumi I still really don't understand why though πŸ˜…**
@akoizumi _@social.kyoko-project.wer.ee_ I still really don't understand why though πŸ˜… ⌘ Read more
(#ufa7c7q) Updated wording on the GoNix project in accordance πŸ‘Œ**
Updated wording on the GoNix project in accordance πŸ‘Œ ⌘ Read more
(#ufa7c7q) TIL:

> The present owner of the trademark UNIX is The Open Group, an industry standards consortium. Only systems fully compliant wit ...

TIL:

\\> The present owner of the trademark UNIX is The Open Group, an industry standards consortium. Only systems fully compliant with and certified to the Single UNIX Specification qualify as "UNIX" (others are called "Unix-like"). ⌘ Read more
(#b5isyqa) @akoizumi Fair enough πŸ˜…**
@akoizumi _@social.kyoko-project.wer.ee_ Fair enough πŸ˜… ⌘ Read more
(#ejkfmrq) @abucci from everything I've heard and read about it I agree πŸ‘Œ**
@abucci _@anthony.buc.ci_ from everything I've heard and read about it I agree πŸ‘Œ ⌘ Read more
(#vdcjm6q) @lyse Oh oh oh!!! πŸ˜† I turned my phone 90 degrees counter clockwise and now I see it! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚**
@lyse _@lyse.isobeef.org_ Oh oh oh!!! πŸ˜† I turned my phone 90 degrees counter clockwise and now I see it! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ ⌘ Read more
(#j6e7rgq) @abucci Seems really nice 😍**
@abucci _@anthony.buc.ci_ Seems really nice 😍 ⌘ Read more
(#ju7bdnq) @stigatle we saw something like this on the weekend at a restaurant we went to; where it looked like two groups of people that knew e ...
@stigatle we saw something like this on the weekend at a restaurant we went to; where it looked like two groups of people that knew each other really well with big huge white fluffy dogs and boi did it seem like the dogs knew each other πŸ˜‚ ⌘ Read more
(#rnzbhma) @tel Not really. Why? To what? πŸ€”**
@tel _@we.loveprivacy.club_ Not really. Why? To what? πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#b5isyqa) @akoizumi

> I’d like to straight up block Outlook though ;P

But what if you have friends or family that have @outlook.com addr ...

@akoizumi _@social.kyoko-project.wer.ee_

\\> I’d like to straight up block Outlook though ;P

But what if you have friends or family that have \\@outlook.com\\ addresses?! πŸ˜‚ ⌘ Read more
(#b5isyqa) I don't agree with the premise either that emails are not delivered. They are. Always. I also have MX, PTR and TXT records setup for ...
I don't agree with the premise either that emails are not delivered. They are. Always. I also have MX, PTR and TXT records setup for DMARC, DKIM and SPF. My mail server is never caught up in any blacklist(s). So without even reading the aforementioned article, it;s hard to feel sorry for the guy. Self Hosting Email works. ⌘ Read more
(#vdcjm6q) @lyse I noticed the turtle at the bottom but I didn't think the rest of it look like a whale! πŸ˜†**
@lyse _@lyse.isobeef.org_ I noticed the turtle at the bottom but I didn't think the rest of it look like a whale! πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#ohihfkq) @jason After all that timezone difficulty, now this thread is valid πŸ˜‚**
@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_ After all that timezone difficulty, now this thread is valid πŸ˜‚ ⌘ Read more
[Laughing Lobster-Marcoola - Google Maps](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Laughing Lobster-Marcoola/@-26.6027826,153.0935708,17z/data=@3m1@4b1 ...
[Laughing Lobster-Marcoola - Google Maps](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Laughing Lobster-Marcoola/@-26.6027826,153.0935708,17z/data=@3m1@4b1@4m6@3m5@1s0x6b93714e0c9e936b:0xc274e78f5f99a780@8m2!3d-26.6027909!4d153.0957255@16s/g/1thsrkd5?hl=en?utm\\_source=GoogleMaps-en) If you're ever in North Queensland, Australia (locals here call it the Sunshine Coast), this is one of the best Fish 'n C ... ⌘ Read more
(#zrry2tq) Read up a bit about Kiwi Farma on Wikipedia...

Diagusting πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ**
Read up a bit about Kiwi Farma on Wikipedia...

Diagusting πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ ⌘ Read more
(#zrry2tq) @mckinley Interesting but also at this point who cares 🀣

All I can say is shit must have really hit the literal fan for Cloudfla ...

@mckinley Interesting but also at this point who cares 🀣

All I can say is shit must have really hit the literal fan for Cloudflare to take such drastic measures 😳 ⌘ Read more
(#zrry2tq) Resd The blog post but I still don't get it πŸ˜†**
Resd The blog post but I still don't get it πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#zrry2tq) @mckinley Why? πŸ€” Wtf is KiwiFarms?! πŸ˜†**
@mckinley Why? πŸ€” Wtf is KiwiFarms?! πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#zrry2tq) @xuu What's that? πŸ€” I must have missed this story?**
@xuu _@txt.sour.is_ What's that? πŸ€” I must have missed this story? ⌘ Read more
(#wtfnszq) @mckinley Correct πŸ˜‚ Easier that way πŸ˜†**
@mckinley Correct πŸ˜‚ Easier that way πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#6vzlzxq) @akoizumi Wat?! πŸ˜†πŸ€”**
@akoizumi _@kyoko.nerdpol.ovh_ Wat?! πŸ˜†πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#wtfnszq) Also known as swatch time
Also known as swatch time ⌘ Read more
(#wtfnszq) What about Internet time? πŸ€”**
What about Internet time? πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#wtfnszq) @jason True πŸ˜†**
@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_ True πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#smguj3q) Such a brilliant video on the perils of dealing with time zones 🀣🀣🀣**
Such a brilliant video on the perils of dealing with time zones 🀣🀣🀣 ⌘ Read more
(#frqcfvq) @akoizumi oh you mind people don't understand that it's universal time coordination versus Greenwich meridian time?! πŸ˜†πŸ˜³**
@akoizumi _@kyoko.nerdpol.ovh_ oh you mind people don't understand that it's universal time coordination versus Greenwich meridian time?! πŸ˜†πŸ˜³ ⌘ Read more
(#wtfnszq) @jason Isn't that called UTC? πŸ˜‚**
@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_ Isn't that called UTC? πŸ˜‚ ⌘ Read more
(#vdcjm6q) Towarda the entrance to the beach there is this old tree that someone carved some interesting stuff in to πŸ‘Œ**
Towarda the entrance to the beach there is this old tree that someone carved some interesting stuff in to πŸ‘Œ ⌘ Read more
(#vdcjm6q) My girls wanted to play at the beach one more time before we leave this place today
My girls wanted to play at the beach one more time before we leave this place today ⌘ Read more
Last Morning of our stay, looking out over the balcony towards the ocean
Last Morning of our stay, looking out over the balcony towards the ocean ⌘ Read more
(#nga7jxa) @abucci you'll have to share some pictures πŸ€—**
@abucci _@anthony.buc.ci_ you'll have to share some pictures πŸ€— ⌘ Read more
(#u7da5vq) you mean someone with a correct client 🀣**
you mean someone with a correct client 🀣 ⌘ Read more
(#wtfnszq) @movq this is exactly how we work this out last time too πŸ‘Œ**
@movq _@www.uninformativ.de_ this is exactly how we work this out last time too πŸ‘Œ ⌘ Read more
(#q7chvzq) Hahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ€£**
Hahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ ⌘ Read more
(#wtfnszq) @movq Pretty sure this is the case. We confirmed that exact same thing the last few times this happened 🀣**
@movq _@www.uninformativ.de_ Pretty sure this is the case. We confirmed that exact same thing the last few times this happened 🀣 ⌘ Read more
(#l6zzzha) Yeah we fixed that some while ago πŸ˜†**
Yeah we fixed that some while ago πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#wtfnszq) Oh ! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ I know exactly what's happened here! It must be that time of year again where whatever part of the world @maya po ...
Oh ! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ I know exactly what's happened here! It must be that time of year again where whatever part of the world @maya _@maya.land_ posts from has switched to Daylight Savings Time and sadly her script(s) still have a bug. Her post is in the future! 🀣 ⌘ Read more
(#wtfnszq) Gonna keep looking for they "how" and "why"
Gonna keep looking for they "how" and "why" ⌘ Read more
(#wtfnszq) I found her Twt by that Hash with our search engine

=>

Which is even more intriguing now... πŸ€”**
I found her Twt by that Hash with our search engine

=\\> https://search.twtxt.net/twt/ohihfkq

Which is even more intriguing now... πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
@jason / @movq Help me debug something I just observed here... @jason posted a Twt () with raw line of (from his feed):


2022-09-03T03:40:19 ...**
[@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_](https://twtxt.net/external?uri=https://jasonsanta.xyz/twtxt.txt&nick=jason) / [@movq _@www.uninformativ.de_](https://twtxt.net/external?uri=https://www.uninformativ.de/twtxt.txt&nick=movq) Help me debug something I just observed here... [@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_](https://twtxt.net/external?uri=https://jasonsanta.xyz/twtxt.txt&nick=jason) posted a Twt (https://twtxt ... ⌘ [Read more](https://twtxt.net/twt/wtfnszq)
(#vbvx5ua) off_grid_living You probably will end up producing more food than you can actually consume I assume? πŸ€”**
@off\\_grid\\_living You probably will end up producing more food than you can actually consume I assume? πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#lww2yfq) off_grid_living I suppose everything requires maintenance right? πŸ€”**
@off\\_grid\\_living I suppose everything requires maintenance right? πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#frgw3ta) You are right! Went away for the weekend with my family πŸ˜†**
You are right! Went away for the weekend with my family πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#ntpsgpa) Next week though for sure! You guys have a Yarn! πŸ€—**
Next week though for sure! You guys have a Yarn! πŸ€— ⌘ Read more
(#ntpsgpa) @ocdtrekkie Soeey I won't be today -- away with my family for my birthday πŸ₯³**
@ocdtrekkie Soeey I won't be today -- away with my family for my birthday πŸ₯³ ⌘ Read more
@off_grid_living That is one impressive garden 😍**
@off\\_grid\\_living That is one impressive garden 😍 ⌘ Read more
(#iayikua) Also worth noting that yarnd also implements the Open Graph metadata so linked Twts render in apps that support this (like Signal)
...

Also worth noting that \\yarnd\\ also implements the Open Graph metadata so linked Twts render in apps that support this (like Signal)

⌘ Read more
(#iayikua) For example
For example https://twtxt.net/twt/evomxlq ⌘ Read more
(#4ugowcq) @jason Yup! πŸ‘Œ**
@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_ Yup! πŸ‘Œ ⌘ Read more
(#iayikua) Technically reposts would really be a client feature and not part of any spec I don't think. Texhmically it's already possible to do ...
Technically reposts would really be a client feature and not part of any spec I don't think. Texhmically it's already possible to do by just linking to a post by its permalink on any pod. We have also considered and will probably implement inline rendering of a linked Twt at some point for \\yarnd\\ -- Not sure how Jenny would handle this πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#iayikua) @jason You're right about likes being harmful πŸ‘Œ**
@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_ You're right about likes being harmful πŸ‘Œ ⌘ Read more
(#4ugowcq) @jason Yup! Clients also know how to walk up the tree back to where the original conversation was before it got forked
@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_ Yup! Clients also know how to walk up the tree back to where the original conversation was before it got forked ⌘ Read more
(#ijpkveq) @akoizumi Look'n good πŸ‘Œ**
@akoizumi _@kyoko.nerdpol.ovh_ Look'n good πŸ‘Œ ⌘ Read more
(#u4cn57a) @lyse Hmmm πŸ€”**
@lyse _@lyse.isobeef.org_ Hmmm πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#iayikua) @lyse LOL πŸ˜‚ I meant things like Retweets or Retoots or whatever other things they're called out there in the Wild West πŸ˜†**
@lyse _@lyse.isobeef.org_ LOL πŸ˜‚ I meant things like Retweets or Retoots or whatever other things they're called out there in the Wild West πŸ˜† ⌘ Read more
(#udg76aq) @lyse Very nice sunset πŸ‘Œ What's with the ramp I see? πŸ€”**
@lyse _@lyse.isobeef.org_ Very nice sunset πŸ‘Œ What's with the ramp I see? πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#aagwhgq) Yhe only downside to stagit or cgit is the lack of interaction. You have to solve issue tracking and pull requests in other ways. I p ...
Yhe only downside to stagit or cgit is the lack of interaction. You have to solve issue tracking and pull requests in other ways. I personally like these feature myself (at a minimum) ⌘ Read more
(#e6q67fa) @stigatle What's the best parts you like about NixOS? πŸ€”**
@stigatle What's the best parts you like about NixOS? πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#vvpcrpa) @akoizumi 😜**
@akoizumi _@kyoko.nerdpol.ovh_ 😜 ⌘ Read more
(#vvpcrpa) Also check out
Also check out https://git.mills.io/prologic/vi ⌘ Read more
(#orerkha) Sinxe Twts are content addressable (Twt Hash) this works really well πŸ‘Œ**
Sinxe Twts are content addressable (Twt Hash) this works really well πŸ‘Œ ⌘ Read more
(#orerkha) @jason Is just the way threading work. Essentially conversations can be forked as side topics naturally occur. Conversations or Yarn ...
@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_ Is just the way threading work. Essentially conversations can be forked as side topics naturally occur. Conversations or Yarns form a tree like structure of Twts and Twt Hashes distributed over clients ⌘ Read more
(#6xzi4ia) @prx Very cool πŸ‘Œ**
@prx _@si3t.ch_ Very cool πŸ‘Œ ⌘ Read more
@adi Hey! πŸ‘‹**
@adi Hey! πŸ‘‹ ⌘ Read more
(#mykjx3a) @jason Not πŸ˜† Re-whatever we believe to be harmful 🀣**
@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_ Not πŸ˜† Re-whatever we believe to be harmful 🀣 ⌘ Read more
(#ncy57vq) @jlj Oh god damn πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ**
@jlj _@twt.nfld.uk_ Oh god damn πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ ⌘ Read more
(#mav46ha) @akoizumi Glad you got it working in the end πŸ€—**
@akoizumi _@kyoko.nerdpol.ovh_ Glad you got it working in the end πŸ€— ⌘ Read more
(#vnqn2ha) Ooops this guy/gal just lost 17 points 😳**
Ooops this guy/gal just lost 17 points 😳 ⌘ Read more
(#wu3gjsa) @jason Yup πŸ‘Œ The phrase(s):

> Come and have a yarn

and

> I was having a yarn with so and so

@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_ Yup πŸ‘Œ The phrase(s):

\\> Come and have a yarn

and

\\> I was having a yarn with so and so ⌘ Read more
(#73yy6na) @jason Then it is supportted and you've used it πŸ₯³**
@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_ Then it is supportted and you've used it πŸ₯³ ⌘ Read more
(#fttok5q) @akoizumi Oh I see yeah I can see how that might have happened πŸ˜† We once shipped broken binaries for .** [@akoizumi _@kyoko.nerdpol.ovh_](https://twtxt.net/external?uri=https://kyoko.nerdpol.ovh/~akoizumi/twtxt.txt&nick=akoizumi) Oh I see yeah I can see how that might have happened πŸ˜† We once shipped broken binaries for \\yarndβ€˜ ages back and didn't notice πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ\\ ⌘ [Read more](https://twtxt.net/twt/q6kliwq)
(#fttok5q) @akoizumi Sounds like a reverse proxy configuration issue? πŸ€”**
@akoizumi _@kyoko.nerdpol.ovh_ Sounds like a reverse proxy configuration issue? πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#gpemesq) @jason I ask only because I've never used Jenny but I do know @movq knows about forking threads/yarns πŸ˜†

Pretty sure it does πŸ€”**
@jason _@jasonsanta.xyz_ I ask only because I've never used Jenny but I do know @movq _@www.uninformativ.de_ knows about forking threads/yarns πŸ˜†

Pretty sure it does πŸ€” ⌘ Read more
(#vnqn2ha)
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Yup Chess Idiot indeed πŸ˜‚**
Yup Chess Idiot indeed πŸ˜‚ ⌘ Read more