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When all the team is in a crisis meeting for a project and I’m the only one not working on it ⌘ Read more
When I’m done with my production delivery and I remember a bug that I didn’t fix ⌘ Read more
When I realize the solution I thought about is actually much more complex than expected ⌘ Read more
When my boss congratulates me and I copied everything from the Internet ⌘ Read more
When I listen to the sales guy listing everything he sold during our team meeting ⌘ Read more
When I ask the user to show me how he works with the app ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to start coding without specifications ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to leave early on Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When I ask a user to send me a screenshot and he sends me a photo of his screen ⌘ Read more
When the client thanks me for solving his issue and I actually didn’t do anything ⌘ Read more
When I hear the sales guy tell the client his project will be live next week for sure ⌘ Read more
When I deploy a fix in production ⌘ Read more
When I start editing a bit of CSS ⌘ Read more
When we hear our manager yelling in his office after we shipped to production ⌘ Read more
When I have to implement an API without any documentation ⌘ Read more
When we didn’t send the documentation to our users ⌘ Read more
When I try to refactor a legacy code ⌘ Read more
When no one noticed my bug during the demo ⌘ Read more
When I test something in production ⌘ Read more
When I take advantage of a meeting to keep coding and someone asks me a question ⌘ Read more
When I come back on a project I haven’t touch for a few months ⌘ Read more
When I come back to the office to fix my bugs on Monday morning ⌘ Read more
When I see a coworker editing my code ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been stuck on the same bug for 3 hours in a row ⌘ Read more
When I code with music and my favorite song at the moment starts playing ⌘ Read more
When I enter the server room to check a few things ⌘ Read more
When I go back to the meeting room to get my pen and another meeting already started ⌘ Read more
When my manager greets me and I actually just broke the production ⌘ Read more
When the intern wants to help me with fixing a bug in production ⌘ Read more
When I hear the client tell “web development is not real programming”** ⌘ Read more
When the newly recruited senior developer tells me his salary ⌘ Read more
When everybody asks me on Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When a coworker asks me if I can check his “small pull request”** ⌘ Read more
When I didn’t get any raise in 5 years and they ask for my help on a messed up project ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy is looking after me at the end of the day and my coworkers are already in the elevator ⌘ Read more
When a client asks me to review all his Excel VBA macros ⌘ Read more
When I get the solution to my bug in the middle of the night ⌘ Read more
When I have to work on a old piece of code I did not comment at all ⌘ Read more
When the boss congratulates me for a difficult production delivery ⌘ Read more
When I come across passwords saved as plain text ⌘ Read more
When I didn’t save anything for the last 2 hours and there is a power outage ⌘ Read more
When a client tells me my PDF file is too large to be opened with Word ⌘ Read more
When I ask for a training on my next mission’s stack and they tell me I don’t need it ⌘ Read more
When they blame me for a project’s design and I actually never worked on it ⌘ Read more
When someone asks me to check his code to know why it doesn’t work ⌘ Read more
When I have total trust in the lead developer to help me on my production bug ⌘ Read more
When the intern starts his first deploy ⌘ Read more
When there is one support ticket left on Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When I write my code without testing and my script works on first try ⌘ Read more
When I’m taking my lunch break and someone tells me that production is down ⌘ Read more
When the new intern did not understand all the subtleties of our homemade framework ⌘ Read more
When I spend more time fixing the CI/CD pipeline than my own code ⌘ Read more
When I add a new library to my project ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer joins the steering committee ⌘ Read more
When the sales team invites me to a 2-hour long meeting to explain our new marketing strategy ⌘ Read more
When the product owner sticks his post-its on my desk and tell me that’s the specifications ⌘ Read more
When I tell my manager the project cannot be shipped in time ⌘ Read more
When I’m almost done with my task and the client completely changed his mind ⌘ Read more
When I feel like I’m ready to start my database migration ⌘ Read more
When I’m done with my delivery and nothing works anymore in production ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy changes my resume before a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When the code I have to maintain have variables, classes, functions and comments in a foreign language ⌘ Read more
When I want to copy a piece of code from a tutorial and it’s actually an image ⌘ Read more
When I walk through the open space for a coffee break and people attack me with bugs ⌘ Read more
When I find a solution to my problem without going on Stack Overflow ⌘ Read more
When I fix the bug on which everyone was stuck for the last 2 days ⌘ Read more
When I see all the generated error logs since we shipped to production ⌘ Read more
When they ask me if I tested all of the use cases ⌘ Read more
When I help the intern to fix a bug in production ⌘ Read more
When I run my very last build of the week on Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When I wrote a script to delete files and I run it in its own repository ⌘ Read more
When I’m done with a user story 1 week before its estimated due date ⌘ Read more
When the client dresses me the list of all the features he wants in his app ⌘ Read more
When I have to touch a legacy piece of code ⌘ Read more
When I’m shipping to production and they ask me if everything is going well ⌘ Read more
When I use a lib without reading its documentation ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer fixes my bug in only 3 minutes ⌘ Read more
When the manager is looking for a volunteer to write the user documentation ⌘ Read more
When a bug shows up during my demo and I act as if nothing happened ⌘ Read more
When I go far in the project’s history ⌘ Read more
When I run a script in production without testing it before ⌘ Read more
When I tell the sales guy that we cannot meet with the deadline he promised ⌘ Read more
When I’m debugging and a user comes at my desk for his printer issues ⌘ Read more
When I find out someone erased a whole week of edits on my project ⌘ Read more
When the client asks the sales guy for new features ⌘ Read more
When a complicated client reports a new bug ⌘ Read more
When the boss walks through the open space and I act as if I am super busy ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to look for information in the framework’s documentation ⌘ Read more
When the product owner changes his mind a few days before the sprint ends ⌘ Read more
When someone tells me the bug I though I finally fixed is still there ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to ship a fix as soon as possible even if it’s dirty ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to keep an eye on the intern ⌘ Read more
When the compilation passes and I launch the app ⌘ Read more
When I get information on a messed up project I made sure to avoid ⌘ Read more
When the cyber expert checks the app security ⌘ Read more
When I have to work on the senior developer tickets while he’s on vacation ⌘ Read more
When the client insists for a prototype demo ⌘ Read more