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O'Sullivan to face Page at World Championship
Ronnie O'Sullivan will play Jackson Page in the first round of World Championship as he bids for a record eighth title in the modern era. ⌘ Read more
Two suspected Russian spies arrested in Germany
The German-Russian nationals are suspected of planning to sabotage German military help for Ukraine. ⌘ Read more
Puberty blockers paused for children in Scotland
It follows a landmark review of gender services in England which warned of a lack of research. ⌘ Read more
O'Sullivan to face Page at World Championship
Ronnie O'Sullivan will play Jackson Page in the first round of World Championship as he bids for a record eighth title in the modern era. ⌘ Read more
Puberty blockers paused for children in Scotland
It follows a landmark review of gender services in England and Wales which warned of a lack of research. ⌘ Read more
Puberty blockers paused for children in Scotland
It follows a landmark review of gender services in England and Wales which warned of a lack of research. ⌘ Read more
O'Sullivan to face Page at World Championship
Ronnie O'Sullivan will play Jackson Page in the first round of World Championship as he bids for a record eighth title in the modern era. ⌘ Read more
Tory MP suspended over alleged misuse of funds
Fylde MP Mark Menzies strongly disputes claims he asked a party volunteer for £5,000 to pay "bad people". ⌘ Read more
Scrapped climate target is global embarrassment - charities
Ministers are expected to confirm that the aim of reducing emissions by 75% by 2030 has been dropped. ⌘ Read more
Two suspected Russian spies arrested in Germany
The German-Russian nationals are suspected of planning to sabotage German military help for Ukraine. ⌘ Read more
O'Sullivan to face Page at Crucible
Ronnie O'Sullivan will play Jackson Page in the first round of World Championship as he bids for a record eighth title in the modern era. ⌘ Read more
O'Sullivan to face Page at Crucible
Ronnie O'Sullivan will play Jackson Page in the first round of World Championship as he bids for a record eighth title in the modern era. ⌘ Read more
Two suspected Russian spies arrested in Germany
The German-Russian nationals are suspected of planning to sabotage German military help for Ukraine. ⌘ Read more
'I miss her hugs': Warwick Davis's tribute to wife
The Harry Potter actor describes his wife Samantha as his "favourite human" after she dies aged 53. ⌘ Read more
O'Sullivan to face Page at Crucible
Ronnie O'Sullivan will play Jackson Page in the first round of World Championship as he bids for a record eighth title in the modern era. ⌘ Read more
O'Sullivan to face Page at Crucible
Ronnie O'Sullivan will play Jackson Page in the first round of World Championship as he bids for a record eighth title in the modern era. ⌘ Read more
'I was not ready to say goodbye - and she survived'
Wren, who has just turned one, was the smallest baby her neonatal intensive care unit had ever seen. ⌘ Read more
Five women make abuse claims against council leader
The BBC hears accounts from women who had relationships with Mr Nunn between 1990 and 2013. ⌘ Read more
I thought it was beginner's luck - but I'm a whisky supertaster
Megan Brown usually picks up more flavours than more experienced male counterparts at whisky tastings. ⌘ Read more
Give vape-addicted kids nicotine patches – report
Underage vaping should be seen as a dependency issue, not pupil misconduct, say health officials. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: Hopes of rate cuts 'suffer blow' and Dubai deluged
Figures showing persistent UK inflation and Dubai's heaviest rainfall for 75 years lead the papers. ⌘ Read more
Deadly Africa heat caused by human-induced warming
Extreme heat linked to the deaths of hundreds of people would not have happened without global warming. ⌘ Read more
Dubai airport chaos as Gulf hit by deadly storms
The world's second-busiest airport warns that "recovery will take some time" after its runway was submerged amid flash floods. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: Hopes of rate cuts 'suffer blow' and Dubai deluged
Figures showing persistent UK inflation and Dubai's heaviest rainfall for 75 years lead the papers. ⌘ Read more
The mega-pastor pushing anti-vaccine conspiracy theories
Pastor Chris Oyakhilome is targeting the new malaria vaccines as African countries start their rollout. ⌘ Read more
The man who flew over LA using balloons and a garden chair
Larry Walters' flight, using a garden chair and helium balloons, is celebrated in a stage musical. ⌘ Read more
Boeing whistleblower says he was put through 'hell'
Lawmakers voice concerns over claims that Boeing threatens staff who raise safety concerns. ⌘ Read more
Qatar reassessing its role in Gaza peace talks
The gulf state's PM says it has been exploited and abused after trying to secure a ceasefire. ⌘ Read more
Councils to watch in the 2024 local elections
Where might the main political parties make gains and losses in the local elections on 2 May? ⌘ Read more
Qatar reassessing its role in Gaza peace talks
The gulf state's PM says it has been exploited and abused after trying to secure a ceasefire. ⌘ Read more
Police bust cyber gang accused of worldwide fraud
Police took down the international scam on Tuesday and say there could be up to 70,000 UK victims. ⌘ Read more
Dubai airport chaos as Gulf hit by deadly storms
The world's second-busiest airport warns that "recovery will take some time" after its runway was submerged amid flash floods. ⌘ Read more
'Man City's Treble dreams left in tatters by Real'
Manchester City's dreams of winning a second successive Treble were left in tatters by Real Madrid, writes Phil McNulty. ⌘ Read more
Home Office worker arrested for ‘selling’ UK residency
The official allegedly contacted a man and asked for £2,000 to approve his refugee application. ⌘ Read more
ECB names counties to host women's team from 2025
The England and Wales Cricket Board announces the eight counties that will host professional women's teams as part of a major restructure of the domestic game from 2025. ⌘ Read more
'Inefficiency & luck' costs Rangers in Dundee draw
Rangers suffer a second blow to their Scottish Premiership title hopes within three days as they are held to a goalless draw away to Dundee. ⌘ Read more
Arsenal exit Champions League after Bayern Munich defeat
Arsenal make a bitterly disappointing exit from the Champions League as they are beaten by Bayern Munich at Allianz Arena. ⌘ Read more
Man City knocked out of Champions League by Real Madrid
Real Madrid beat Manchester City 4-3 on penalties to reach the semi-finals of the Champions League. ⌘ Read more
Man City knocked out of Champions League by Real Madrid
Real Madrid beat Manchester City 4-3 on penalties to reach the semi-finals of the Champions League. ⌘ Read more
Arsenal exit Champions League after Bayern Munich defeat
Arsenal make a bitterly disappointing exit from the Champions League as they are beaten by Bayern Munich at Allianz Arena. ⌘ Read more
Give vape-addicted kids nicotine patches – report
Underage vaping should be seen as a dependency issue, not pupil misconduct, say health officials. ⌘ Read more
Dubai airport chaos as Gulf hit by deadly storms
The world's second-busiest airport warns that "recovery will take some time" after its runway was submerged amid flash floods. ⌘ Read more
Man City knocked out of Champions League by Real Madrid
Real Madrid beat Manchester City 4-3 on penalties to reach the semi-finals of the Champions League. ⌘ Read more
Dubai airport chaos as Gulf reels from deadly storms
The world's second-busiest airport warns that "recovery will take some time" after its runway was submerged amid flash floods. ⌘ Read more
Dubai airport chaos as Gulf reels from deadly storms
The world's second-busiest airport warns that "recovery will take some time" after its runway was submerged amid flash floods. ⌘ Read more
New carpets tackled Downing Street flea problem, says Hunt
Chancellor Jeremy Hunt says he replaced the No 11 carpets Liz Truss claimed were infested with fleas. ⌘ Read more
Arsenal exit Champions League after Bayern Munich defeat
Arsenal make a bitterly disappointing exit from the Champions League as they are beaten by Bayern Munich at Allianz Arena. ⌘ Read more
Arsenal exit Champions League after Bayern Munich defeat
Arsenal make a bitterly disappointing exit from the Champions League as they are beaten by Bayern Munich at Allianz Arena. ⌘ Read more
'We're living on duty free' say tourists stranded in Dubai
A couple with a six-month-old say they've run out of baby food and nappies as flood chaos continues. ⌘ Read more
Arsenal exit Champions League after Bayern Munich defeat
Arsenal make a bitterly disappointing exit from the Champions League as they are beaten by Bayern Munich at Allianz Arena. ⌘ Read more
Boeing whistleblower says he was put through 'hell'
Lawmakers voice concerns over claims that Boeing threatens staff who raise safety concerns. ⌘ Read more
Scotland to ditch key climate change target
The Scottish government is to scrap its flagship target of reducing greenhouse gas emissions by 75% by 2030. ⌘ Read more
Police apology over 1986 schoolgirls murder case
Karen Hadaway and Nicola Fellows, both aged nine, were killed in Brighton in 1986. ⌘ Read more
Chelsea bounce back from cup exits to beat Villa
Chelsea return to the top of the Women's Super League by beating Aston Villa - as they bounce back from the disappointment of being knocked out of the FA Cup and losing the League Cup final. ⌘ Read more
'We're living on duty free' say tourists stranded in Dubai
A couple with a six-month-old say they've run out of baby food and nappies as flood chaos continues. ⌘ Read more
Dubai airport chaos as Gulf reels from deadly storms
The world's second-busiest airport warns that "recovery will take some time" after its runway was submerged amid flash floods. ⌘ Read more
Passions run high as Lords insist on Rwanda bill changes
Peers continue standoff with MPs over legislation enabling asylum seekers to be sent to east Africa. ⌘ Read more
Passions run high as Lords change Rwanda bill again
Peers continue standoff with MPs over legislation enabling asylum seekers to be sent to east Africa. ⌘ Read more
Runaway circus elephant stops traffic in Montana
Viola, the elephant, was startled by the sound of a nearby car and ran away while having a bath. ⌘ Read more
Did cloud seeding cause the Dubai flooding?**
Dubai has been hit by record floods, sparking misleading speculation about cloud seeding. ⌘ Read more
Israel makes own decisions, Netanyahu says after Cameron talks
The UK foreign secretary tells Israeli leaders not to risk escalating tensions in the Middle East. ⌘ Read more
'We're living on duty free' say tourists stranded in Dubai
A couple with a six-month-old say they've run out of baby food and nappies as flood chaos continues. ⌘ Read more
Prehistoric sea reptile 'twice as long as bus'
Scientists say a fossilised jawbone found in Somerset may be from one of the biggest sea creatures ever. ⌘ Read more
Lords set to vote again on Rwanda deportation bill
Peers are in a standoff with MPs over legislation enabling asylum seekers to be sent to east Africa. ⌘ Read more
Dubai airport chaos as Gulf reels from deadly storms
The world's second-busiest airport warns that "recovery will take some time" after its runway was submerged amid flash floods. ⌘ Read more
Scotland to ditch key climate change target
The Scottish government is to scrap its flagship target of reducing greenhouse gas emissions by 75% by 2030. ⌘ Read more
Man behind Shannon Matthews kidnap plot dies
Michael Donovan was jailed for staging the youngster's kidnap in February 2008. ⌘ Read more
Man behind Shannon Matthews kidnap plot dies
Michael Donovan was jailed for staging the youngster's kidnap in February 2008. ⌘ Read more
Cheap booze prices to rise as MSPs vote increase minimum cost
MSPs increase the cost of alcohol but opinions remain split over the policy's effectiveness. ⌘ Read more
Grant settles privacy case against Sun publisher after cost fears
Hugh Grant says he could have faced a bill of up to £10m if he had gone to court, even if he had won. ⌘ Read more
Tesla pushes for $56bn pay deal for Elon Musk
The deal, if approved by shareholders and judges, would be the largest in corporate America. ⌘ Read more
Man behind Shannon Matthews kidnap plot dies
Michael Donovan was jailed for staging the youngster's kidnap in February 2008. ⌘ Read more
Post Office scandal unbelievable says ex-chairman
Former Post Office chairman Allan Leighton apologises for his part in the "terrible" Horizon scandal. ⌘ Read more
Man behind Shannon Matthews kidnap plot dies
Michael Donovan was jailed for staging the youngster's kidnap in February 2008. ⌘ Read more
Man behind Shannon Matthews kidnap plot dies
Michael Donovan was jailed for staging the youngster's kidnap in February 2008. ⌘ Read more
Israel makes own decisions, Netanyahu says after Cameron talks
The UK foreign secretary tells Israeli leaders not to risk escalating tensions in the Middle East. ⌘ Read more
Man behind Shannon Matthews kidnap plot dies
Michael Donovan was jailed for staging the youngster's kidnap in February 2008. ⌘ Read more
Post Office scandal unbelievable says ex-chairman
Former Post Office chairman Allan Leighton apologises for his part in the "terrible" Horizon scandal. ⌘ Read more
Man behind Shannon Matthews kidnap plot dies
Michael Donovan was jailed for staging the youngster's kidnap in February 2008. ⌘ Read more
Grant settles privacy case against Sun publisher after cost fears
Hugh Grant says he could have faced a bill of up to £10m if he had gone to court, even if he had won. ⌘ Read more
Man behind Shannon Matthews kidnap plot dies
Michael Donovan was jailed for staging the youngster's kidnap in February 2008. ⌘ Read more
Lords set to vote again on Rwanda deportation bill
Peers are in a standoff with MPs over legislation enabling asylum seekers to be sent to east Africa. ⌘ Read more
Mosque attacker sentenced to secure hospital order
Mohammed Abbkr is sentenced to a hospital order after being found guilty of attempted murder. ⌘ Read more
Arrests made in the largest gold heist in Canada history
A year after millions in gold bars and cash were stolen from a Toronto airport, police offer new details. ⌘ Read more
Two men sought for murder after stabbing
Police say Cardiff men James O'Driscoll and Corey Gauci are suspected of murdering the dad-of-seven. ⌘ Read more
TikTok quizzed over new app that pays users to watch
The platform has been given 24 hours to provide information about the potential risks of TikTok Lite. ⌘ Read more
Grant settles privacy case against Sun publisher after cost fears
Hugh Grant says he could have faced a bill of up to £10m if he had gone to court, even if he had won. ⌘ Read more
Ministers rule out concessions on Rwanda bill
Legislation to enable asylum seekers to be sent to the African nation could pass its final stages later. ⌘ Read more
Bye, robot: Atlas HD retires after 11 years of jumps, flips and falls
Boston Dynamics' human-like Atlas robot is "retired" after 11 years. ⌘ Read more
Explosion at UK's biggest defence firm's site
An incident control post has been set up, with emergency services at the scene. ⌘ Read more
Author Sophie Kinsella reveals brain cancer diagnosis
The novelist, best known for her Shopaholic series of novels, revealed her diagnosis on social media. ⌘ Read more
Mosque attacker sentenced to secure hospital order
Mohammed Abbkr is sentenced to a hospital order after being found guilty of attempted murder. ⌘ Read more
Explosion at UK's biggest defence firm's site
An incident control post has been set up, with emergency services at the scene. ⌘ Read more
Proposed smoking ban is good policy - O'Neill
The Commons backed the new law despite the DUP's seven MPs voting against the legislation. ⌘ Read more
Constance Marten is far from 'monster', jury told
The defence barrister describes the 36-year-old defendant as a "grieving" mother in his closing statement. ⌘ Read more
Grant settles privacy case against Sun publisher after cost fears
Hugh Grant says he could have faced a bill of up to £10m if he had gone to court, even if he had won. ⌘ Read more
Russian missile strike in northern Ukraine kills 15
Dozens more people are wounded in the attack close to the centre of Chernihiv, officials say. ⌘ Read more
Baby in critical condition after dog attack
The baby girl was bitten by a dog inside her home, police said. ⌘ Read more
Ministers rule out concessions on Rwanda bill
Legislation to enable asylum seekers to be sent to the African nation could pass its final stages later. ⌘ Read more
Dubai airport chaos as Gulf reels from deadly storms
Heavy rain batters the UAE and Oman, causing flash floods that have killed 20 people since Sunday. ⌘ Read more