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Hayes laments 'worst decision in Champions League history' as Chelsea beaten by Barcelona
Chelsea manager Emma Hayes says Kadeisha Buchanan's sending-off against Barcelona was the "worst decision in Champions League history". ⌘ Read more
Titanic gold pocket watch sells for £900k**
The original owner of the watch, businessman John Jacob Astor, 47, went down with the ship in 1912. ⌘ Read more
Man dies after parachute incident at industrial estate
Durham Police say they are treating the incident as unexpected and enquiries are ongoing. ⌘ Read more
Chelsea's hopes of European glory dashed by Barca
Chelsea's hopes of reaching a Women's Champions League final in manager Emma Hayes' final season at the club ended with a semi-final defeat by Barcelona. ⌘ Read more
Conservative MP Daniel Poulter defects to Labour
The doctor told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg he could no longer look NHS colleagues and patients in the eye and stay as a Conservative. ⌘ Read more
Chelsea's hopes of European glory dashed by Barca
Chelsea's hopes of reaching a Women's Champions League final in manager Emma Hayes' final season at the club ended with a semi-final defeat by Barcelona. ⌘ Read more
Video shows US and Israeli hostages alive in Gaza
Keith Siegel and Omri Miran are shown in undated footage released by the armed wing of Hamas. ⌘ Read more
Conservative MP Daniel Poulter defects to Labour
The doctor told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg he could no longer look NHS colleagues and patients in the eye and stay as a Conservative. ⌘ Read more
England beat France to win Grand Slam again
England seal a third consecutive Six Nations Grand Slam against a 14-player France side in Bordeaux after Assia Khalfaoui's second-half red card. ⌘ Read more
Conservative MP Daniel Poulter defects to Labour
The doctor told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg he could no longer look NHS colleagues and patients in the eye and stay as a Conservative. ⌘ Read more
Conservative MP Daniel Poulter defects to Labour
The doctor told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg he could no longer look NHS colleagues and patients in the eye and stay as a Conservative. ⌘ Read more
Conservative MP Daniel Poulter defects to Labour
He told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg he could no longer look people in the eye and stay as a Conservative. ⌘ Read more
Sheffield United relegated after defeat at Newcastle
Sheffield United's relegation from the Premier League is confirmed as Newcastle recover from a sluggish start to thrash Chris Wilder's side at St James' Park. ⌘ Read more
Conservative MP Daniel Poulter defects to Labour
He told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg he could no longer look people in the eye and stay as a Conservative. ⌘ Read more
Sheffield United relegated after defeat at Newcastle
Sheffield United's relegation from the Premier League is confirmed as Newcastle recover from a sluggish start to thrash Chris Wilder's side at St James' Park. ⌘ Read more
Yousaf reaches out to opponents ahead of no confidence votes
The first minister's appeal to find "common ground" is rejected by the Scottish Conservatives as "humiliating and embarrassing". ⌘ Read more
Sheffield United relegated after defeat at Newcastle
Sheffield United's relegation from the Premier League is confirmed as Newcastle recover from a sluggish start to thrash Chris Wilder's side at St James' Park. ⌘ Read more
Triple stabbing school staff and pupils praised
A chief constable said reactions to an attack that saw two teachers and a pupil hurt was impressive. ⌘ Read more
Rageh Omaar recovering after becoming unwell on air
The presenter thanked everyone for their "kindness and good wishes" and is home with his family. ⌘ Read more
British man injured in Tobago shark attack
Peter Smith, 64, was 10 metres off the shore when he was attacked by a bull shark, a local official says. ⌘ Read more
Rageh Omaar recovering after becoming unwell on air
The presenter thanked everyone for their "kindness and good wishes" and is home with his family. ⌘ Read more
Yousaf reaches out to opponents ahead of no confidence votes
The first minister's appeal to find "common ground" is rejected by the Scottish Conservatives as "humiliating and embarrassing". ⌘ Read more
How a police raid on Columbia protest ignited campus movement
The university president's decision to bring in the NYPD lit a wildfire of protest over the Gaza war. ⌘ Read more
Draw at West Ham dents Liverpool title hopes
Liverpool's slim Premier League title hopes take another hit as Michail Antonio rescues a point for West Ham at London Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Yousaf reaches out to opponents ahead of no confidence votes
The first minister's appeal to find "common ground" is rejected by the Scottish Conservatives as "humiliating and embarrassing". ⌘ Read more
Draw at West Ham dents Liverpool title hopes
Liverpool's slim Premier League title hopes take another hit as Michail Antonio rescues a point for West Ham at London Stadium. ⌘ Read more
ITV News host Rageh Omaar receiving care after becoming unwell on air
Rageh Omaar, 56, was hosting the News at Ten when he appeared to struggle to read the bulletins. ⌘ Read more
Draw at West Ham dents Liverpool title hopes
Liverpool's slim Premier League title hopes take another hit as Michail Antonio rescues a point for West Ham at London Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Draw at West Ham dents Liverpool title hopes
Liverpool's slim Premier League title hopes take another hit as Michail Antonio rescues a point for West Ham at London Stadium. ⌘ Read more
Yousaf reaches out to opponents ahead of no confidence votes
The first minister writes to other parties to find "common ground" to shore up his minority government. ⌘ Read more
Rare Lego octopus found on beach after 27 years
The lost Lego piece was one of millions which fell off a cargo ship and into the sea in 1997. ⌘ Read more
Yousaf reaches out to opponents ahead of no confidence votes
The first miniser writes to other parties to find "common ground" to shore up his minority government. ⌘ Read more
TV doctor struck off over Botox-for-sex deal
Dr Tijion Esho is struck off after admitting an improper emotional relationship with a patient. ⌘ Read more
Possible Trump VP pick defends killing her dog
South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem recalls shooting a dog and a goat in a soon-to-be released memoir. ⌘ Read more
'No doubt' FM will quit if he loses vote - McKee
The FM's former leadership rival has said she will back him in next week's votes of confidence. ⌘ Read more
'No doubt' FM will quit if he loses vote - McKee
The FM's former leadership rival has said she will back him in next week's votes of confidence. ⌘ Read more
'No doubt' FM will quit if he loses vote - McKee
The FM's former leadership rival has said she will back him in next week's votes of confidence. ⌘ Read more
Tourist fined for approaching walrus in Norway
The man went near the animal on an ice floe near the world's northernmost settlement in Svalbard. ⌘ Read more
Trump beats Ford to reach quarter-finals
Former world champion Judd Trump moves into the quarter-final of this year's competition as he finishes off a 13-7 win over Tom Ford. ⌘ Read more
Who's a good pundit? Pablo the dog joins MLB commentary booth
Watch as commentators at the Washinton Nationals v Los Angeles Dodgers game were joined in the commentary box by a furry friend, Pablo the dog. ⌘ Read more
Four arrests after death and 'bad heroin' alert
Police confirm the death of a man and eight people needing hospital treatment in north Devon. ⌘ Read more
ITV host receiving care after becoming unwell live on air
Rageh Omaar, 56, was hosting the News at Ten when he appeared to struggle to read the bulletins. ⌘ Read more
'I thought just kill me quickly': Gaza hostage's 54 days in captivity
Moran Yanai was threatened with death and moved from place to place during her ordeal. ⌘ Read more
Pentagon to 'rush' Patriot missiles to Ukraine
The $6bn package includes air defence munitions but not the missile systems Ukraine says it badly needs. ⌘ Read more
Pentagon to 'rush' Patriot missiles to Ukraine
The $6bn package includes air defence munitions but not the missile systems Ukraine says it badly needs. ⌘ Read more
UK forces may be deployed to help deliver Gaza aid
The US says no American forces will go ashore but an unnamed "third party" will drive aid into Gaza. ⌘ Read more
The explosions of colour that painted a Glasgow estate
Sony’s 2006 “Paint” advert is widely considered one of the most ambitious in history - but how was it made? ⌘ Read more
Will winning a confidence vote be enough to save Yousaf?**
The future of Scotland's first minister is far from secure after a week of turmoil. ⌘ Read more
Haliburton leads Pacers to win over Bucks
Tyrese Haliburton converts a three-point play with 1.6 seconds left in overtime to give the Indiana Pacers a 2-1 lead over the Milwaukee Bucks in their Eastern Conference first-round play-off series. ⌘ Read more
Cider giant chops down orchard to sell land
The UK's largest cider blames a drop in demand on its decision to uproot thousands of trees. ⌘ Read more
Four arrested over people smuggling Facebook ads
It is alleged the group was involved in advertising small boat crossings into the UK. ⌘ Read more
UK forces may be deployed to help deliver Gaza aid
The US says no American forces will go ashore but an unnamed "third party" will drive aid into Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Pentagon to 'rush' Patriot missiles to Ukraine
The $6bn package includes air defence munitions but not the missile systems Ukraine says it badly needs. ⌘ Read more
Pentagon to 'rush' Patriot missiles to Ukraine
The $6bn package includes air defence munitions but not the missile systems Ukraine says it badly needs. ⌘ Read more
British man injured in Tobago shark attack
The 64-year-old was 10 metres off the shore when he was attacked by a bull shark, a local official says. ⌘ Read more
ITV host receiving care after becoming unwell live on air
Rageh Omaar, 56, was hosting the News at Ten when he appeared to struggle to read the bulletins. ⌘ Read more
The papers: 'Return of the King' and 'teacher shortage crisis'
The King's return to public duties, a report on the lack of teachers in schools, and chicken 'megafarms' lead the papers. ⌘ Read more
Pelosi urges Gaza campus protesters to target Hamas
The Biden ally says outrage about the situation in Gaza is justified but protesters should condemn Hamas too. ⌘ Read more
Iraqi TikTok star Om Fahad shot dead in Baghdad
The government says a specialist team is looking into the death of the well-known influencer. ⌘ Read more
Pentagon to 'rush' Patriot missiles to Ukraine
The $6bn package includes air defence munitions but not the missile systems Ukraine says it badly needs. ⌘ Read more
'We're not less athletic because we wear sparkles'
South London team Unity Allstars Black compete for the "three-peat" in Florida's cheerleading ⌘ Read more
Why is the US going after TikTok?**
The BBC's Suranjana Tewari considers what the future holds for the hugely popular social media app. ⌘ Read more
British man injured in Tobago shark attack
The 64-year-old was 10 metres off the shore when he was attacked by a bull shark, a local official says. ⌘ Read more
At last some cautious optimism after the royal gloom
Buckingham Palace has broken the long silence over the King's health with some positive messages. ⌘ Read more
'I felt like a freak because I didn't want children'
Caroline Mitchell said the "cultural expectation" to have children has often made her feel excluded. ⌘ Read more
Curtice: What could the local elections mean for the general election?**
The polls are the last big test of the Westminster government's popularity before the next election. ⌘ Read more
Oil tanker damaged in Houthi missile strike
The Yemeni rebel group says its latest attack targeted the Andromeda Star. ⌘ Read more
'I had no idea my son's body was buried in the garden'
Yvonne Valentine sat having a Christmas drink with her son's partner, unaware she had killed him. ⌘ Read more
Dead whistleblower accused Boeing of safety breaches
John Barnett had been giving a formal legal deposition against the plane manufacturer before his sudden death. ⌘ Read more
BBC returns to beach where five migrants died
Andrew Harding saw migrants board an overcrowded boat in Wimereux, northern France, on Tuesday. ⌘ Read more
British man injured in Tobago shark attack
The 64-year-old was 10 metres off the shore when he was attacked by a bull shark, a local official says. ⌘ Read more
Baby orca free after month trapped in Canadian lagoon
The orphaned calf swam from British Columbia after several rescue attempts by a First Nations community. ⌘ Read more
Oil tanker damaged in Houthi missile strike
The Yemeni rebel group says its latest attack targeted the Andromeda Star. ⌘ Read more
The papers: 'Return of the King' and 'teacher shortage crisis'
News that the King is to resume public duties and a lack of teachers in schools lead the papers. ⌘ Read more
Cider giant chops down orchard to sell land
The UK's largest cider blames a drop in demand on its decision to uproot thousands of trees. ⌘ Read more
British man injured after Tobago shark attack
The 64-year-old was 10 metres off the shore when he was attacked and is receiving critical care in hospital. ⌘ Read more
Will winning a confidence vote be enough to save Yousaf?**
The future of Scotland's first minister is far from secure after a week of turmoil. ⌘ Read more
Leicester promoted to Premier League after Leeds lose
Leicester City are promoted back to the Premier League after Leeds United are beaten at QPR. ⌘ Read more
Leicester promoted to Premier League after Leeds lose
Leicester City are promoted back to the Premier League after Leeds United are beaten at QPR. ⌘ Read more
Slot to become Liverpool manager after deal agreed with Feyenoord
Liverpool agree a £9.4m deal with Feyenoord to allow Arne Slot to become the new Reds manager, succeeding Jurgen Klopp. ⌘ Read more
Liverpool agree £9.4m Slot deal with Feyenoord
Liverpool agree a £9.4m deal with Feyenoord to allow Arne Slot to become the new Reds manager, succeeding Jurgen Klopp. ⌘ Read more
Most Army horses to return to duty 'in due course'
Two military horses were seriously injured and "continue to be closely observed" the Army says. ⌘ Read more
See how Gaza campus protests spread across the US
What started a week ago at Columbia University has led to hundreds of arrests at multiple college campuses. ⌘ Read more
MP hits out at 'spoilt middle-class climate clowns'
A Cumbrian MP's office is plastered in posters by Just Stop Oil protesters, leading to arrests. ⌘ Read more
Reading park terror attack deaths were avoidable - inquest
David Wails, Joe Ritchie-Bennett and James Furlong were stabbed to death in Reading in 2020. ⌘ Read more
Reading park terror attack deaths were avoidable - inquest
David Wails, Joe Ritchie-Bennett and James Furlong were stabbed to death in Reading in 2020. ⌘ Read more
Reading park terror attack deaths were avoidable - inquest
David Wails, Joe Ritchie-Bennett and James Furlong were stabbed to death in Reading in 2020. ⌘ Read more
Bairstow century leads Punjab to record T20 run chase
Punjab Kings chased 262 for victory against the Kolkata Knight Riders, the highest run chase in T20 history. ⌘ Read more
Reading park terror attack deaths were avoidable - inquest
David Wails, Joe Ritchie-Bennett and James Furlong were stabbed to death in Reading in 2020. ⌘ Read more
Hard to comprehend school stabbing, teachers say
Teachers Fiona Elias, Liz Hopkin and a pupil were injured at Ysgol Dyffryn Aman in Ammanford. ⌘ Read more
'This is a clarion call' - MeToo founder defiant over Weinstein rape appeal
Tarana Burke says the overturning of Harvey Weinstein's 2020 conviction in New York is not a blow to MeToo. ⌘ Read more
Park terror attack deaths were avoidable - inquest
David Wails, Joe Ritchie-Bennett and James Furlong were stabbed to death in Reading in 2020. ⌘ Read more
Two UK men charged with helping Russian intelligence after suspected arson attack
It comes after a Ukraine-linked business in London was targeted in a suspected arson attack. ⌘ Read more
King to resume public duties after cancer diagnosis
King Charles is returning to public events after making encouraging progress in his cancer treatment. ⌘ Read more
Taylor Swift hits number one and breaks records
The star's latest album tops the UK charts after a week in which she clocked up a number of firsts. ⌘ Read more
King to resume public duties after cancer diagnosis
King Charles is returning to public events after making encouraging progress in his cancer treatment. ⌘ Read more
Most Army horses to return to duty 'in due course'
Two military horses were seriously injured and "continue to be closely observed" the Army says. ⌘ Read more
Crucible 'will be retired' before me, says Higgins
Four-time world champion John Higgins says he will not be retiring and expects to outlast the Crucible in snooker by playing into his 50s. ⌘ Read more
Hard to comprehend school stabbing, teachers say
Teachers Fiona Elias, Liz Hopkin and a pupil were injured at Ysgol Dyffryn Aman in Ammanford. ⌘ Read more
Hard to comprehend school stabbing, teachers say
Teachers Fiona Elias, Liz Hopkin and a pupil were injured at Ysgol Dyffryn Aman in Ammanford. ⌘ Read more