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Profane texts show hush money trail to Stormy Daniels
A lawyer testified about a deal to pay for Ms Daniels' silence about allegedly having sex with Mr Trump. ⌘ Read more
Vinicius' double earns Real draw with Bayern
Vinicius Junior scores twice as Real Madrid come away with a draw in the first leg of their Champions League semi-final tie with Bayern Munich. ⌘ Read more
Vinicius' double earns Real draw with Bayern
Vinicius Junior scores twice as Real Madrid come away with a draw in the first leg of their Champions League semi-final tie with Bayern Munich. ⌘ Read more
Jabeur stunned by Keys in Madrid quarter-finals
Madison Keys sets up a semi-final with top seed Iga Swiatek by producing a brilliant comeback against Ons Jabeur at the Madrid Open. ⌘ Read more
Rwanda scheme: Is it driving migrants to Ireland?**
And, US student protests escalate over Gaza ⌘ Read more
Listen: Is the Rwanda scheme driving migrants to Ireland?**
And, US student protests escalate over Gaza ⌘ Read more
One injured in chemical factory explosion
One person has been taken to hospital after an explosion and fire at a factory in north Wales. ⌘ Read more
'Chaos': Hainault attack witnesses describe attack horror
How panic and violence erupted during the morning rush hour in a residential area of north-east London. ⌘ Read more
Stormont ministers 'found wanting' during covid
The former head of NI’s civil service said local ministers had not shown strong leadership. ⌘ Read more
'Truly horrific': How the Hainault attack unfolded
Details are still emerging about a serious incident in north-east London on Tuesday morning. ⌘ Read more
Stormont ministers 'found wanting' during covid
The former head of NI’s civil service said local ministers had not shown strong leadership. ⌘ Read more
Alcaraz survives scare to reach Madrid quarter-finals
Carlos Alcaraz continues his quest for a third straight title at the Madrid Open with a hard-fought win against Jan-Lennard Struff. ⌘ Read more
O'Sullivan level with Bingham in quarter-finals
Ronnie O’Sullivan cuts a frustrated figure despite coming from 3-1 down to end the opening session of his World Championship quarter-final level at 4-4 with Stuart Bingham. ⌘ Read more
O'Sullivan level with Bingham in quarter-finals
Ronnie O’Sullivan cuts a frustrated figure despite coming from 3-1 down to end the opening session of his World Championship quarter-final level at 4-4 with Stuart Bingham. ⌘ Read more
Postmasters tried 'to get away with' blaming IT - expert
Post Office inquiry sees an internal email from 2010 sent by an expert on the ill-fated Horizon system ⌘ Read more
O'Sullivan level with Bingham in quarter-finals
Ronnie O’Sullivan cuts a frustrated figure despite coming from 3-1 down to end the opening session of his World Championship quarter-final level at 4-4 with Stuart Bingham. ⌘ Read more
Political dysfunction criticised at Covid inquiry
Inquiry hears NI chief medical officer Prof Sir Michael McBride criticised NI politicians on WhatsApp. ⌘ Read more
Crews tackle fire after chemical factory explosion
Residents have been told to shut their doors and windows after a fire at a chemical plant. ⌘ Read more
Curtice: What could the local elections mean for the general election?**
The polls are the last big test of the Westminster government's popularity before the next election. ⌘ Read more
'Truly horrific': How the Hainault attack unfolded
Details are still emerging about a serious incident in north-east London on Tuesday morning. ⌘ Read more
Crews tackle fire after chemical factory explosion
Residents have been told to shut their doors and windows after a fire at a chemical plant. ⌘ Read more
Netanyahu vows to follow through with Rafah attack
The Israeli prime minister says the invasion will proceed "with or without" a truce with Hamas. ⌘ Read more
Two charged over Sycamore Gap tree felling
Two charged with causing criminal damage to the famous Sycamore Gap tree and Hadrian's Wall. ⌘ Read more
Two charged over Sycamore gap tree
Two charged with causing criminal damage to famous Sycamore Gap tree and Hadrian's Wall last September. ⌘ Read more
Two charged over Sycamore gap tree
Two charged with causing criminal damage to famous Sycamore Gap tree and Hadrian's Wall last September. ⌘ Read more
Ireland to redesignate UK as 'safe' for asylum
It follows Irish government concerns that the UK's Rwanda policy is fuelling Irish asylum cases. ⌘ Read more
What photo ID do you need to vote in elections?**
People need to show photo ID at polling stations when voting in the local elections on 2 May. ⌘ Read more
Two charged over Sycamore gap tree
Two charged with causing criminal damage to famous Sycamore Gap tree and Hadrian's Wall last September ⌘ Read more
Ireland to redesignate UK as 'safe' for asylum
It follows Irish government concerns that the UK's Rwanda policy is fuelling Irish asylum cases. ⌘ Read more
Two charged over Sycamore gap tree
Two charged with causing criminal damage to famous Sycamore Gap tree and Hadrian's Wall last September ⌘ Read more
ICJ rules it will not halt German arms to Israel
Nicaragua accused Germany of breaching the UN genocide convention by sending military hardware to Israel. ⌘ Read more
King Charles shares 'shock' of cancer diagnosis with patients
The King is marking his return to public events with a symbolic trip to a cancer centre in London. ⌘ Read more
ICJ rules it will not halt German arms to Israel
Nicaragua accused Germany of breaching the UN genocide convention by sending military hardware to Israel. ⌘ Read more
Line of Duty actor Brian McCardie dies at 59
McCardie recently starred in BBC drama Time, and was to appear in Outlander prequel Blood of My Blood. ⌘ Read more
King Charles tells cancer patients 'I'm well' as he returns to public duties
The King is marking his return to public events with a symbolic trip to a cancer centre in London. ⌘ Read more
'New Brexit trade checks will cost me £200,000 a year'
Firms warn of higher costs but the government says its new border model will improve biosecurity. ⌘ Read more
England duo can push Test case at T20 World Cup - Key
Jonny Bairstow and Phil Salt can “absolutely” push their case to be England’s Test wicketkeeper at the T20 World Cup, says managing director Rob Key. ⌘ Read more
'Truly horrific': How the Hainault attack unfolded
Details are still emerging about a serious incident in north-east London on Tuesday morning. ⌘ Read more
Man City's Erling Haaland becomes character in Clash of Clans
An animated version of the Manchester City footballer will become the Barbarian King in the game. ⌘ Read more
Netanyahu vows to follow through with Rafah attack
The Israeli prime minister says the invasion will proceed "with or without" a truce with Hamas. ⌘ Read more
Police identify man whose torso was found in woods
Remains found wrapped in plastic at a nature reserve belonged to 67-year-old Stuart Everett. ⌘ Read more
Man whose torso was found in woods is pictured as name confirmed
Remains found wrapped in plastic at a nature reserve belonged to 67-year-old Stuart Everett. ⌘ Read more
Hacker jailed for blackmailing therapy patients
Julius Kivimäki threatened thousands of patients he would publish details of their therapy sessions. ⌘ Read more
Thousands more refugees become homeless in England
Refugees classed as homeless quadrupled, as the government worked to clear the asylum backlog. ⌘ Read more
King Charles tells cancer patients 'I'm well' as he returns to public duties
The King is marking his return to public events with a symbolic trip to a cancer centre in London. ⌘ Read more
Hacker jailed for blackmailing therapy patients
Julius Kivimäki threatened thousands of patients he would publish details of their therapy sessions. ⌘ Read more
What we know about Hainault sword attack
Details are still emerging about a serious incident in north-east London on Tuesday morning. ⌘ Read more
Government denies losing track of likely Rwanda deportees
Some asylum seekers earmarked for Rwanda could abscond before they are detained, the Home Office admits. ⌘ Read more
What we know about Hainault sword attack
Details are still emerging about a serious incident in north-east London on Tuesday morning. ⌘ Read more
Taylor Swift college class for parents taking Swifties to Eras tour
Glasgow Clyde College say the event will help people get "up to speed" on the pop star. ⌘ Read more
Thousands more refugees become homeless in England
Refugees classed as homeless quadrupled, as the government worked to clear the asylum backlog. ⌘ Read more
Government denies losing track of likely Rwanda deportees
Some asylum seekers earmarked for Rwanda could abscond before they are detained, the Home Office admits. ⌘ Read more
What we know about Hainault sword attack
Details are still emerging about a serious incident in north-east London on Tuesday morning. ⌘ Read more
Teenager in court accused of dad-of-seven's murder
Colin Richards, 48, was previously described as a much-loved father and an "all-round family man". ⌘ Read more
Columbia Gaza protesters take over academic building
Pro-Palestine groups are occupying Hamilton Hall after defying a deadline to take down an encampment. ⌘ Read more
Premier Inn owner Whitbread to cut 1,500 jobs
The company plans to sell or close more than 200 restaurants and expand its hotel business. ⌘ Read more
Telegraph up for sale after takeover collapses
The ownership of the Daily and Sunday Telegraph was set to be transferred to a Abu Dhabi-backed bid. ⌘ Read more
Man charged after crash death of woman, 25
Demi Mabbitt, described as a "kind, gentle soul", died following a car crash in April. ⌘ Read more
New ACL research to be carried out with WSL clubs
A new three-year project researching anterior cruciate ligament injury prevention is being launched in the Women's Super League. ⌘ Read more
Premier Inn owner Whitbread to cut 1,500 jobs
The company plans to sell or close more than 200 restaurants and expand its hotel business. ⌘ Read more
Telegraph up for sale after takeover collapses
The ownership of the Daily and Sunday Telegraph was set to be transferred to a Abu Dhabi-backed bid. ⌘ Read more
BBC on board Philippine ship hit by Chinese water cannon
The BBC’s Jonathan Head witnessed a confrontation in the disputed South China Sea. ⌘ Read more
Police name man whose torso was found in woods
Police say remains found wrapped in plastic on a nature reserve belonged to 67-year-old Stuart Everett. ⌘ Read more
Police identify man whose torso was found in woods
Police say remains found wrapped in plastic on a nature reserve belonged to 67-year-old Stuart Everett. ⌘ Read more
Premier Inn owner Whitbread to cut 1,500 jobs
The company plans to sell or close more than 200 restaurants and expand its hotel business. ⌘ Read more
Telegraph up for sale after takeover collapses
The ownership of the Daily and Sunday Telegraph was set to be transferred to a Abu Dhabi-backed bid. ⌘ Read more
Archer named in England's T20 World Cup squad
Fast bowler Jofra Archer returns to England's squad for the T20 World Cup in June after more than a year out with injuries. ⌘ Read more
Archer named in England's T20 World Cup squad
Fast bowler Jofra Archer returns to England's squad for the T20 World Cup in June after more than a year out with injuries. ⌘ Read more
Watch: Man seen carrying sword outside houses
Several people, including two police officers, have been injured by a man armed with a sword in east London. ⌘ Read more
Telegraph up for sale after takeover collapses
The ownership of the Daily and Sunday Telegraph was set to be transferred to a Abu Dhabi-backed bid. ⌘ Read more
Police name man whose torso was found in woods
Police say remains found wrapped in plastic on a nature reserve belonged to 67-year-old Stuart Everett. ⌘ Read more
Police identify man whose torso was found in woods
Police say remains found wrapped in plastic on a nature reserve belonged to 67-year-old Stuart Everett. ⌘ Read more
Telegraph up for sale after takeover collapses
The ownership of the Daily and Sunday Telegraph was set to be transferred to a Abu Dhabi-backed bid. ⌘ Read more
Police name man whose torso was found in woods
Police say remains found wrapped in plastic on a nature reserve belonged to 67-year-old Stuart Everett. ⌘ Read more
Police identify man whose torso was found in woods
Police say remains found wrapped in plastic on a nature reserve belonged to 67-year-old Stuart Everett. ⌘ Read more
Government denies losing track of likely Rwanda deportees
Some asylum seekers earmarked for Rwanda could abscond before they are detained, the Home Office admits. ⌘ Read more
Police name man whose torso was found in woods
Police say a torso found wrapped in plastic on a nature reserve was a 67-year-old Greater Manchester man. ⌘ Read more
Police identify man whose torso was found in woods
Police say a torso found wrapped in plastic on a nature reserve was a 67-year-old Greater Manchester man. ⌘ Read more
Columbia suspends students defying Gaza protest deadline
Pro-Palestinian groups are occupying Hamilton Hall after defying a deadline to take down an encampment. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after incident near east London Tube station
Several people are reported to have been injured in the incident at Hainault during Tuesday morning's rush hour. ⌘ Read more
Premier Inn owner Whitbread to cut 1,500 jobs
The company plans to sell or close more than 200 restaurants and expand its hotel business. ⌘ Read more
Police name man whose torso was found in woods
Police say a torso found wrapped in plastic on a nature reserve was a 67-year-old Greater Manchester man. ⌘ Read more
Special school pupils ‘tortured’ in calming rooms
The BBC has obtained confidential material revealing appalling abuse and neglect affecting 39 pupils. ⌘ Read more
Government denies losing track of likely Rwanda deportees
Some asylum seekers earmarked for Rwanda could abscond before they are detained, the Home Office admits. ⌘ Read more
Premier Inn owner Whitbread to cut 1,500 jobs
The company plans to sell or close more than 200 restaurants and expand its hotel business. ⌘ Read more
Man charged after crash death of woman, 25
Demi Mabbitt, described as a "kind, gentle soul", died following a car crash in April. ⌘ Read more
When are the local elections and who can vote?**
Voters in parts of England will elect councillors, mayors and police commissioners in May. ⌘ Read more
Premier Inn owner Whitbread to cut 1,500 jobs
The company plans to sell or close more than 200 restaurants and expand its hotel business. ⌘ Read more
'Brexit trade checks will cost me £200,000 a year'
Firms warn of higher costs but the government says its new border model will improve biosecurity. ⌘ Read more
'I hope no other family has to be in our position'
Bereaved families hope for lasting change from the UK Covid Inquiry as it starts hearings in Belfast. ⌘ Read more
HSBC chief executive unexpectedly steps down
Europe's biggest bank said Noel Quinn will retire after almost five years in the role. ⌘ Read more
'Salah was the one out of order in Klopp clash'
Mohamed Salah was "out of order" for arguing with Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp on the touchline at West Ham, says Chris Sutton. ⌘ Read more
Donations cap considered after Gething controversy
A cap on donations will be considered after controversy over funding for Vaughan Gething’s campaign. ⌘ Read more
'I hope no other family has to be in our position'
Bereaved families hope for lasting change from the UK Covid Inquiry as it starts hearings in Belfast. ⌘ Read more
HSBC chief executive unexpectedly steps down
Europe's biggest bank said Noel Quinn will retire after almost five years in the role. ⌘ Read more
HSBC chief executive unexpectedly steps down
Noel Quinn has led Europe's biggest bank for almost five years. ⌘ Read more
Special school pupils ‘tortured’ in calming rooms
The school proved abuse, but staff are still teaching and haven't been barred from working with children. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: 'You've only got Yousaf to blame' and 'Amazing Grace'
Tuesday's front pages are dominated by Humza Yousaf's announcement of his intention to quit. ⌘ Read more
SNP seeks new leader as divisions are exposed
Whoever follows Humza Yousaf, who is standing down as Scotland's first minister, inherits formidable challenges. ⌘ Read more
Government denies losing track of likely deportees
Some asylum seekers earmarked for Rwanda could abscond before they are detained, the Home Office admits. ⌘ Read more