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Elphicke accused of lobbying over husband's sexual assault case
The new Labour MP is accused of asking the then justice secretary to help move the date of the case. ⌘ Read more
Firefighters battle gorse fire in Mourne Mountains
As more than 60 crew members deal with the blaze, people are being asked to avoid the area completely. ⌘ Read more
Asher-Smith wins 200m at Jamaica Athletics Invitational
Britain's Dina Asher-Smith wins gold in the 200m at the Jamaica Athletics Invitational in Kingston. ⌘ Read more
Firefighters battle gorse fire in Mourne Mountains
As more than 60 crew members deal with the blaze, people are being asked to avoid the area completely. ⌘ Read more
Remembering the fishermen who never came home
Services are being held around the UK coast to honour the fishermen who lost their lives at sea ⌘ Read more
UK investigates Hamas claim British-Israeli hostage killed in Gaza
British-Israeli Nadav Popplewell, 51, died of wounds sustained weeks ago, the Palestinian group claims. ⌘ Read more
Misleading ads risking women's health, doctors say
Misinformation and commercialisation of women's healthcare leaves many vulnerable to unproven claims. ⌘ Read more
Match of the Day
Highlights of all the day’s fixtures on the penultimate weekend of Premier League action. ⌘ Read more
Why you probably missed the Northern Lights on Saturday
The Northern Lights waned early on Saturday night, but picked up again much later. ⌘ Read more
UK investigates Hamas claim hostage killed in Gaza
British-Israeli Nadav Popplewell, 51, died of wounds sustained weeks ago, the Palestinian group claims. ⌘ Read more
I'm going to be crushed alive - police officer
A PSNI sergeant whose vehicle was rammed in South Armagh was off duty for six weeks. ⌘ Read more
Israel orders more evacuations as Rafah fighting intensifies
The Israeli military tells thousands of Palestinians to leave the city as it expands its military operation. ⌘ Read more
Eurovision: What does the UK have to do to win?**
The UK hasn't won Eurovision for 27 years. Is there any way to turn our fortunes around? ⌘ Read more
The Papers: Defector MP and 'Strictly Come Darting'
Sunday's papers feature new claims about Natalie Elphicke, including why she may have left the Conservative Party. ⌘ Read more
'Extreme' protest groups face ban under proposal
A report will recommend proscribing "extreme" groups using criminal tactics to achieve their aims. ⌘ Read more
How Ghana got its looted gold back from the UK
Ghana, unlike Nigeria, appears to be winning a battle for stolen artefacts to be put on display back home. ⌘ Read more
Switzerland wins Eurovision, UK comes 18th
Swiss singer Nemo becomes the first non-binary artist to win Eurovision with their song, The Code. ⌘ Read more
Switzerland wins Eurovision, UK comes 18th
Swiss singer Nemo becomes the first non-binary artist to win Eurovision with their song, The Code. ⌘ Read more
TV stars gear up for Bafta Awards
Happy Valley, Succession and The Crown are among the TV shows nominated at Sunday's ceremony. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: Defector MP and 'Strictly Come Darting'
Sunday's papers feature new claims about Natalie Elphicke, including why she may have left the Conservative Party. ⌘ Read more
Is social media worth paying for?**
As Twitter and Facebook both now offer paid subscription, what impact is it having? ⌘ Read more
'I'm stuck in my flat due to £4k service charge'
Kasun Kalirai would not have put his flat on the market had it not been for rocketing service charges. ⌘ Read more
The man who took on the coal industry to save a forest - and won
Alok Shukla has spent years fighting to protect a key Indian forest from mining companies. ⌘ Read more
What lurks beneath: Treasures, wrecks and curios
More than 300 items found at sea were reported last year including an elephant tusk and human bones. ⌘ Read more
Chainsaw vandals hack at trees to get better Sydney harbour view
Hundreds of trees have recently been killed, conveniently exposing multi-million dollar views. ⌘ Read more
The escaped dissident still pursued decades on by China
Yan Xiong escaped from China in 1992, but he and other dissidents are still being targeted by Beijing. ⌘ Read more
Dazzling Price wins first world title
Lauren Price becomes Wales’ first female world champion boxer as she wins via a wide points decision against Jessica McCaskill. ⌘ Read more
Israel orders more evacuations as Rafah fighting intensifies
The Israeli military tells thousands of Palestinians to leave the city as it expands its military operation. ⌘ Read more
Dazzling Price wins first world title
Lauren Price becomes Wales’ first female world champion boxer as she wins via a wide points decision against Jessica McCaskill. ⌘ Read more
Dazzling Price wins first world title
Lauren Price becomes Wales’ first female world champion boxer as she wins via a wide points decision against Jessica McCaskill. ⌘ Read more
Misleading ads risking women's health, doctors say
Misinformation and commercialisation of women's healthcare leaves many vulnerable to unproven claims. ⌘ Read more
UK records hottest day of the year so far
Temperatures peaked at 25.9C (78.6F) in Herstmonceux, East Sussex, according to the Met Office. ⌘ Read more
Elphicke accused of lobbying over husband's sexual assault case
The new Labour MP is accused of asking the then Justice Secretary to help move the date of the case. ⌘ Read more
Thousands march in Georgia over foreign influence bill
Opponents fear the government's bill will silence critics ahead of parliamentary elections later this year. ⌘ Read more
Chaotic build-up to Eurovision as final approaches
Performers withdraw from rehearsals and a contestant is disqualified amid pro-Palestinian marches. ⌘ Read more
Forest lose thriller with Chelsea but on verge of safety
Nottingham Forest miss the chance to secure safety after losing to Chelsea in a five-goal thriller at the City Ground. ⌘ Read more
Boy drowns while swimming near popular picnic site
Police name the teenager who died after getting into difficulty while swimming. ⌘ Read more
Lights, Starmer, and Eurovision Drama
Starmer’s former chief of staff is on, plus, what’s going on in Malmö? ⌘ Read more
Jones shines as England fightback to beat Pakistan
Watch some of her best moments as Amy Jones shines in her 100th T20 international leading England's recovery from a shambolic start to beat Pakistan by 53 runs in the first T20 at Edgbaston. ⌘ Read more
Teenage boy dies after river accident
Teenage boy dies in hospital after River Nene rescue. ⌘ Read more
England recover to thrash Pakistan in first T20
England overcome an early batting collapse to complete a comfortable 53-run win over Pakistan in the first T20 at Edgbaston. ⌘ Read more
England recover to thrash Pakistan in first T20
England overcome an early batting collapse to complete a comfortable 53-run win over Pakistan in the first T20 at Edgbaston. ⌘ Read more
Israel orders more evacuations as Rafah fighting intensifies
The Israeli military tells thousands of Palestinians to leave the city as it expands its military operation. ⌘ Read more
Chaotic build-up to Eurovision as final approaches
Performers withdraw from rehearsals and a contestant is disqualified amid pro-Palestine marches. ⌘ Read more
England recover to thrash Pakistan in first T20
England overcome an early batting collapse to complete a comfortable 53-run win over Pakistan in the first T20 at Edgbaston. ⌘ Read more
Crack in US-Israel alliance for first time in decades
Summary ⌘ Read more
Finalists prepare to take stage in Sweden ahead of Eurovision final
Twenty-five entrants will be performing in the final tonight after the Netherlands' contestant is disqualified. ⌘ Read more
'Incredibly brave' officer shot in leg with crossbow
An officer is shot with a crossbow and a man is stabbed in a "serious assault and weapons incident". ⌘ Read more
Harry plays sit-down volleyball on Nigeria visit
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been welcomed by a charity which helps service personnel in Nigeria. ⌘ Read more
Dutch contestant disqualified from Eurovision
The singer, Joost Klein, had been among the favourites to win the contest in Malmö, Sweden. ⌘ Read more
'That was ridiculous!' Jones takes excellent catch to dismiss Feroza
England's Amy Jones takes an "excellent" diving catch to dismiss Pakistan's Gull Feroza for 17 in the first T20 International at Edgbaston. ⌘ Read more
'We live in fear our roof is going to collapse'
Homeowners affected by a cheap version of concrete have held a protest outside Holyrood calling for compensation. ⌘ Read more
In pictures: Northern Lights dazzle around the world
The aurora borealis was visible around the world on Friday night, stunning photographers everywhere. ⌘ Read more
'Commentators curse' strikes as Knight falls for 49
Watch the moment the "commentators curse" strikes as England's Heather Knight falls for 49 in the first T20 International against Pakistan at Edgbaston. ⌘ Read more
Teenage boy dies after river accident
Teenage boy dies in hospital after River Nene rescue. ⌘ Read more
Murder charge over stabbing of woman near bus stop
Jalal Debella appeared before magistrates in Willesden and is due at the Old Bailey on Tuesday. ⌘ Read more
Harry plays sit-down volleyball on Nigeria visit
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been welcomed by a charity which helps service personnel in Nigeria. ⌘ Read more
'Big trouble' for England after disastrous start against Pakistan
England lose the wickets of Maia Bouchier, Danni Wyatt, Alice Capsey and Freya Kemp in the first 3 overs of their first T20 International against Pakistan at Edgbaston. ⌘ Read more
Harry plays sit-down volleyball on Nigeria visit
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been welcomed by a charity which helps service personnel in Nigeria. ⌘ Read more
How can I see the Northern Lights tonight?**
Missed the Northern lights last night? Don't worry, there will be another opportunity to see them tonight. Here's how. ⌘ Read more
Dutch contestant disqualified from Eurovision
The singer, Joost Klein, had been among the favourites to win the contest in Malmö, Sweden. ⌘ Read more
Harry plays sit-down volleyball on Nigeria visit
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been welcomed by a charity which helps service personnel in Nigeria. ⌘ Read more
Dutch contestant disqualified from Eurovision
The singer, Joost Klein, had been among the favourites to win the contest in Malmö, Sweden. ⌘ Read more
Harry plays sit-down volleyball on Nigeria visit
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been welcomed by a charity which helps service personnel in Nigeria. ⌘ Read more
How can I see the Northern Lights tonight?**
Missed the Northern lights last night? Don't worry, there will be another opportunity to see them tonight. Here's how. ⌘ Read more
Police officer shot in leg with crossbow
An officer is shot with a crossbow and a man is stabbed in a "serious assault and weapons incident". ⌘ Read more
Harry plays sit-down volleyball on Nigeria visit
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been welcomed by a charity which helps service personnel in Nigeria. ⌘ Read more
Dutch contestant disqualified from Eurovision
The singer, Joost Klein, had been among the favourites to win the contest in Malmö, Sweden. ⌘ Read more
Northern Lights stun UK in spectacular display
A rare solar storm made the aurora borealis visible across the UK, including across the south. ⌘ Read more
In pictures: Northern Lights dazzle around the world
The aurora borealis was visible around the world on Friday night, stunning photographers everywhere. ⌘ Read more
How can I see the Northern Lights tonight?**
Missed the Northern lights last night? Don't worry, there will be another opportunity to see them tonight. Here's how. ⌘ Read more
Two women die and four in hospital after house fire
Two men have been arrested on suspicion of murder, West Midlands Police say ⌘ Read more
Dutch contestant disqualified from Eurovision
The singer, Joost Klein, had been among the favourites to win the contest in Malmö, Sweden. ⌘ Read more
How can I see the Northern Lights tonight?**
Missed the Northern lights last night? Don't worry, there will be another opportunity to see them tonight. Here's how. ⌘ Read more
Dutch contestant disqualified from Eurovision
The singer, Joost Klein, had been among the favourites to win the contest in Malmö, Sweden. ⌘ Read more
Dutch contestant disqualified from Eurovision
The singer, Joost Klein, had been among the favourites to win the contest in Malmö, Sweden. ⌘ Read more
Northern Lights stun UK in spectacular display
A rare solar storm made the aurora borealis visible across the UK, including across the south. ⌘ Read more
Northern Lights stun UK in spectacular display
A rare solar storm made the aurora borealis visible across the UK, including across the south. ⌘ Read more
M25 closure in place as road work starts in Surrey
The M25 is shut in both directions between junctions nine and 10 until 06:00 on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Dannii Minogue on music, Kylie and dating show I Kissed a Girl
Singer and TV host Dannii Minogue on how Kylie convinced her to do The X Factor, her battles with the press and her new show I Kissed a Girl. ⌘ Read more
Murder charge over stabbing of woman near bus stop
Jalal Debella, 22, will appear at Willesden Magistrates' Court on Saturday charged with murder. ⌘ Read more
Northern Lights stun UK in spectacular display
A rare solar storm made the aurora borealis visible across the UK, including across the south. ⌘ Read more
Where can I see the Northern Lights tonight?**
Missed the Northern lights last night? Don't worry, there will be another opportunity to see them tonight. Here's how. ⌘ Read more
Northern Lights stun UK in spectacular display
A solar storm of this scale can cause disruptions to infrastructure such as the power grid. ⌘ Read more
Northern Lights stun UK in spectacular display
A solar storm of this scale can cause disruptions to infrastructure such as the power grid. ⌘ Read more
Police officer shot in leg with crossbow
An officer is shot with a crossbow and a man is stabbed in a "serious assault and weapons incident". ⌘ Read more
Tackling mental health and a sailing record attempt
The 21-year-old sailing solo around Great Britain and Ireland to raise mental health awareness. ⌘ Read more
Police officer shot in leg with crossbow
An officer is shot with a crossbow and a man is stabbed in a "serious assault and weapons incident". ⌘ Read more
Police officer shot in leg with crossbow
An officer is shot with a crossbow and a man is stabbed in a "serious assault and weapons incident". ⌘ Read more
Northern Lights stun UK in spectacular display
A solar storm of this scale can cause disruptions to infrastructure such as the power grid. ⌘ Read more
Succession star Brian Cox: 'I've lost my anonymity'
Actor Brian Cox is up for a Bafta TV Award alongside several fellow Scots. ⌘ Read more
Police officer shot in leg with crossbow
An officer is shot with a crossbow and a man is stabbed in a "serious assault and weapons incident". ⌘ Read more
Northern Lights stun UK in spectacular display
A solar storm of this scale can cause disruptions to infrastructure such as the power grid. ⌘ Read more
Northern Lights stun UK in spectacular display
A solar storm of this scale can cause disruptions to infrastructure such as the power grid. ⌘ Read more
Northern Lights stun UK in spectacular display
A solar storm of this scale can cause disruptions to infrastructure such as the power grid. ⌘ Read more
Brazil floods drive thousands from their homes
Heavy rains wreak havoc in southern Brazil, leaving many homeless and raising fears of further chaos. ⌘ Read more
Meet the designer behind Bambie Thug's Eurovision look
Mariusz Malon says Bambie Thug's Eurovision look is 'amazing' and 'starts conversations'. ⌘ Read more
US says Israel may have breached international law using American weapons
Report says it is "reasonable to assess" there have been breaches in Gaza, but admits it does not have "complete information". ⌘ Read more
Drink-driver's sentence for death crash 'an insult'
Kaylan Hippsley's family call his killer's less than seven-year sentence "disgusting". ⌘ Read more
Drink-driver's sentence for death crash 'an insult'
Kaylan Hippsley's family call his killer's less than seven-year sentence "disgusting". ⌘ Read more