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Israel accuses South Africa of false claims at ICJ
Israel's lawyers push back against South Africa, which is trying to get its Rafah offensive stopped. ⌘ Read more
Funeral taking place for boy who died in sword attack
Mourners gather for the funeral of Daniel Anjorin, 14, two weeks after he died on his way to school. ⌘ Read more
Grandparents deny murdering two-year-old
The grandparents of a two-year-old that died have denied the murder charges. ⌘ Read more
US confirms first aid trucks arrive via Gaza pier
It marks the opening of a new route for humanitarian aid to reach the stricken Gaza Strip. ⌘ Read more
Departing Liverpool boss Klopp 'would scrap VAR'
Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp says he would vote to scrap video assistant referees because of how the system currently works. ⌘ Read more
Severn Trent boss defends multi-million pay packet
The water firm made 60,000 sewage spills last year but insists river quality is improving. ⌘ Read more
Rare footage shows deep-sea squid attacking camera
Watch video of the super-fast Dana squid launching itself at a deep-see camera. ⌘ Read more
Israel accuses South Africa of false claims at ICJ
Israel's lawyers push back against South Africa, which is trying to get its Rafah offensive stopped. ⌘ Read more
Norwich sack boss Wagner after play-off defeat
Norwich City sack boss David Wagner less than 24 hours after their crushing Championship play-off semi-final defeat by Leeds. ⌘ Read more
Jeremy Hunt hints at another NI tax cut in autumn
Jeremy Hunt promises further tax cuts, as he launches an attack on Labour's plans ahead of an election. ⌘ Read more
Norwich sack boss Wagner after play-off defeat
Norwich City sack boss David Wagner less than 24 hours after their crushing Championship play-off semi-final defeat by Leeds. ⌘ Read more
Norwich sack boss Wagner after play-off defeat
Norwich City sack boss David Wagner less than 24 hours after their crushing Championship play-off semi-final defeat by Leeds. ⌘ Read more
Norwich sack boss Wagner after play-off defeat
Norwich City sack boss David Wagner less than 24 hours after their crushing Championship play-off semi-final defeat by Leeds. ⌘ Read more
Thiago and Matip to leave Liverpool at end of season
Former Spain midfielder Thiago Alcantara and Cameroon defender Joel Matip will leave Liverpool at the end of the season. ⌘ Read more
What did ICJ ruling mean in South Africa's genocide case against Israel?**
The ICJ ruling has come under intense scrutiny, centring on the word "plausible". What did the court mean? ⌘ Read more
Thiago and Matip to leave Liverpool at end of season
Former Spain midfielder Thiago Alcantara and Cameroon defender Joel Matip will leave Liverpool at the end of the season. ⌘ Read more
French police kill man trying to burn Rouen synagogue
French police kill an armed man who aimed to set fire to Rouen synagogue, the interior minister says. ⌘ Read more
Thiago and Matip to leave Liverpool at end of season
Former Spain midfielder Thiago Alcantara and Cameroon defender Joel Matip will leave Liverpool at the end of the season. ⌘ Read more
Thiago and Matip to leave Liverpool at end of season
Former Spain midfielder Thiago Alcantara and Cameroon defender Joel Matip will leave Liverpool at the end of the season. ⌘ Read more
Water boss 'truly sorry' for parasite outbreak
Susan Davy says South West Water will "not stop working until the situation has been resolved". ⌘ Read more
French police kill man trying to 'burn synagogue'
French police kill an armed man who aimed to set fire to Rouen synagogue, the interior minister says. ⌘ Read more
French police kill man trying to 'burn synagogue'
French police kill an armed man who aimed to set fire to Rouen synagogue, the interior minister says. ⌘ Read more
Water boss 'truly sorry' for parasite outbreak
Susan Davy says South West Water will "not stop working until the situation has been resolved". ⌘ Read more
Sciver-Brunt missed England T20 after egg-freezing
England’s Nat Sciver-Brunt reveals she missed the first T20 against Pakistan following egg-freezing treatment. ⌘ Read more
French police kill man trying to 'burn synagogue'
French police kill an armed man who aimed to set fire to Rouen synagogue, the interior minister says. ⌘ Read more
Water boss 'truly sorry' for parasite outbreak
Susan Davy says South West Water will "not stop working until the situation has been resolved". ⌘ Read more
Why Biden might be happy to debate Trump in June
The campaigns have agreed to debate twice before November's election - and the stakes will be high. ⌘ Read more
Water boss 'truly sorry' for parasite outbreak
Susan Davy says South West Water will "not stop working until the situation has been resolved". ⌘ Read more
'We were all under water': Afghans tell BBC of devastating flooding
The BBC goes to Afghanistan's Baghlan province, where hundreds have died in devastating flooding. ⌘ Read more
Junior doctors talks need time and space - Atkins
The health secretary says renewed negotiations should take place away from deadlines and social media. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: Hunt's Labour warning and new Royal images
A range of stories on Friday's papers including warnings from Jeremy Hunt about Labour's policies. ⌘ Read more
Life-size family photos win top prize
Lebohang Kganye has won the Deutsche Börse Photography Foundation Prize for her exhibition Haufi nyana? I've come to take you home ⌘ Read more
The UK-made boxing game gunning for heavyweight success
How a small British developer hopes to put boxing back in contention in the video game sports genre. ⌘ Read more
Late education plans mean kids miss out on support in England
Thousands of children miss out as some councils in England fail to meet deadlines, the BBC finds. ⌘ Read more
What the razzmatazz and promises tell you about Labour
Sir Keir Starmer has carefully crafted an image similar to previous Labour leader Sir Tony Blair. ⌘ Read more
Minister broke rules on expenses, watchdog finds
The MP for Blackpool North has agreed to pay back £1,367 for use of a state-of-the-art printer. ⌘ Read more
'Hero plumber' has citizen award rescinded
James Anderson from Burnley was given the accolade in 2023 for his work providing boilers for free. ⌘ Read more
Is China's bubble tea bubble about to burst?**
Chinese bubble tea shares fizzle raising questions about the industry and Hong Kong's stock market. ⌘ Read more
Is the move to electric cars running out of power?**
There has been an unexpected slowdown in sales of electric cars. Could this be more than a blip? ⌘ Read more
'I'm your mammy's little boy'
Shannon Leet from Ontario discovered a brother in Northern Ireland who their mother had been forced to give up. ⌘ Read more
Smith seals Premier League play-off spot in style
Michael Smith seals the last spot in the Premier League Darts play-offs on his way to winning the final league-stage night in Sheffield. ⌘ Read more
Sex offender head teacher ‘ran class with terror’**
Former pupils and colleagues describe bullying campaigns and violence under Foden's leadership. ⌘ Read more
Russia gives British diplomat a week to leave
The expulsion of Capt Adrian Coghill comes after his counterpart was removed from Britain last week. ⌘ Read more
Trump lawyer takes aim at Cohen trying to paint him as liar
"Does the outcome of this trial affect you personally?" the defence asked Cohen at one point ⌘ Read more
Trump lawyer takes aim at Cohen trying to paint him as liar
"Does the outcome of this trial affect you personally?" Mr Blanche asked Cohen at one point ⌘ Read more
Murray beaten at ATP Challenger event in Bordeaux
Andy Murray is beaten 6-4 6-2 as he is knocked out of a clay-court ATP Challenger event in Bordeaux by Gregoire Barrere. ⌘ Read more
Fury refuses to look Usyk in the eye in face-off
Heavyweight Tyson Fury refuses to face off with Oleksandr Usyk during a cordial news conference in Saudi Arabia. ⌘ Read more
Russia gives British diplomat in Moscow a week to leave
The expulsion of Adrian Coghill comes after his counterpart was removed from Britain last week ⌘ Read more
Kharkiv fighting difficult but under control - Zelensky
Ukraine is halting further Russian advances after suffering its largest territorial loss for 18 months. ⌘ Read more
'Faulty valve' blamed for water parasite outbreak
A parasite could have made its way into the water network through a faulty valve, bosses say. ⌘ Read more
South Africa seeks halt to Israel's Gaza offensive
It says Israel must be forced to stop its operation in Rafah, in a fresh bid to the UN's top court. ⌘ Read more
Boy, 5, dies in fall from block of flats
A neighbour says the boy's parents are "inconsolable" after his death in east London. ⌘ Read more
Israel's Eurovision team accuse rivals of 'hatred'
Its national broadcaster says it faced hostility simply because "we are Israelis and we were there". ⌘ Read more
Slot machines to go cashless as debit cards allowed
The government says it will help slot venues compete - but charities warn it could increase addiction. ⌘ Read more
'Faulty valve' blamed for water parasite outbreak
A parasite could have made its way into the water network through a faulty valve, bosses say. ⌘ Read more
Gething sacks minister alleging she leaked to media
Hannah Blythyn denies Vaughan Gething's claim she leaked pandemic-era text messages. ⌘ Read more
Boy, 5, dies in fall from block of flats
A neighbour says the boy's parents are "inconsolable" after his death in east London. ⌘ Read more
Unseen pictures of Royal Family to go on display
A new exhibition captures the family's more private and intimate moments from the past 100 years. ⌘ Read more
Murder inquiry after woman found dead in bedroom
Kathryn Parton, 34, who suffered serious head injuries, was discovered in an east Belfast house. ⌘ Read more
Reality TV stars charged over investment plugs
Lauren Goodger, from The Only Way is Essex, is among those accused of promoting the unauthorised scheme on Instagram. ⌘ Read more
Boy, 6, dies in fall from block of flats
The boy's death is being treated by police as unexplained and an investigation is under way. ⌘ Read more
Gething sacks minister alleging she leaked to media
Hannah Blythyn denies Vaughan Gething's claim she leaked pandemic-era text messages. ⌘ Read more
Starmer sets out what Labour would do first
The Labour leader promises more teachers and more NHS appointments in major pre-election speech. ⌘ Read more
Gething sacks minister alleging she leaked to media
Hannah Blythyn denies Vaughan Gething's claim she leaked pandemic-era text messages. ⌘ Read more
Murder inquiry after woman found dead in bedroom
Kathryn Parton, 34, who suffered serious head injuries, was discovered in an east Belfast house. ⌘ Read more
Suspect charged with attempted murder of Slovak PM Fico
Robert Fico's condition is still "very serious" after he was shot several times on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
Water parasite outbreak to last 'at least' a week
People are told to boil tap water until further notice after an outbreak of a diarrhoea-type illness. ⌘ Read more
Man who strangled partner during sex took own life
Luke Cannon's body was found the day after he strangled Georgia Brooke during sex, an inquest hears. ⌘ Read more
Water parasite outbreak to last 'at least' a week
People are told to boil tap water until further notice after an outbreak of a diarrhoea-type illness. ⌘ Read more
Scottish prisoners to be released early to ease overcrowding
The country has 8,365 people behind bars - the highest number since 2012 and 700 more than the same time last year. ⌘ Read more
Gething sacks minister alleging she leaked to media
Hannah Blythyn denies Vaughan Gething's claim she leaked pandemic-era text messages. ⌘ Read more
Scottish prisoners to be released early to ease overcrowding
The country has 8,365 people behind bars - the highest number since 2012 and 700 more than the same time last year. ⌘ Read more
Starmer sets out what Labour would do first
The Labour leader promises more teachers and more NHS appointments in major pre-election speech. ⌘ Read more
Man who strangled partner during sex took own life
Luke Cannon's body was found the day after he strangled Georgia Brooke during sex, an inquest hears. ⌘ Read more
Water parasite outbreak to last 'at least' a week
People are told to boil tap water until further notice after an outbreak of a diarrhoea-type illness. ⌘ Read more
Boy, 6, dies in fall from block of flats
The boy's death is being treated by police as unexplained and an investigation is under way. ⌘ Read more
Water parasite outbreak to last 'at least' a week
People in south Devon are told to boil tap water until further notice after an outbreak of a diarrhoea-type illness. ⌘ Read more
Worshippers locked in Nigeria mosque and set on fire
A suspected arsonist sprays a mosque with petrol and sets it on fire over a family dispute, police say. ⌘ Read more
Starmer sets out what Labour would do first
The Labour leader promises more teachers and more NHS appointments in major pre-election speech. ⌘ Read more
Boy, 6, dies in fall from block of flats
The boy's death is being treated by police as unexplained and an investigation is under way. ⌘ Read more
Ederson to miss title decider and FA Cup final
Manchester City goalkeeper Ederson will miss Sunday's Premier League title decider and the FA Cup final because of a fractured eye socket. ⌘ Read more
Suspect charged with attempted murder of Slovak PM Fico
Robert Fico's condition is still "very serious" after he was shot several times on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
Boy, 6, dies in fall from block of flats
The boy's death is being treated by police as unexplained and an investigation is under way. ⌘ Read more
Baby dies after being hit by Land Rover in car park
The incident happened at the Plymouth Brethren church car park in Balmedie, Aberdeenshire. ⌘ Read more
Murder inquiry after woman found dead in bedroom
Kathryn Paton, 34, who suffered serious head injuries, was discovered in an east Belfast house. ⌘ Read more
Unseen pictures of Royal Family to go on display
A new exhibition captures the family's more private and intimate moments from the past 100 years. ⌘ Read more
Is Starmer right about a £46bn unfunded tax cut?**
Keir Starmer keeps talking about the Conservatives having a £46bn hole in their finances because of the ambition to abolish National Insurance. ⌘ Read more
Unseen pictures of Royal Family to go on display
A new exhibition captures the family's more private and intimate moments from the past 100 years. ⌘ Read more
Murder inquiry after woman found dead in bedroom
Kathryn Paton, 34, who suffered serious head injuries, was discovered in an east Belfast house. ⌘ Read more
Facebook and Instagram suspected to be 'too addictive'
The EU says its concerned the platforms algorithms "stimulate behavioural addictions in children." ⌘ Read more
Gething sacks minister alleging she leaked to media
Hannah Blythyn denies Vaughan Gething's accusation she leaked pandemic text messages to the media. ⌘ Read more
Suspect charged with attempted murder of Slovak PM Fico
Robert Fico's condition is still "very serious" after he was shot several times on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
Baby dies after being hit by Land Rover in car park
The incident happened at the Plymouth Brethren church car park in Balmedie, Aberdeenshire. ⌘ Read more
Boy, 6, dies in fall from block of flats
The boy's death is being treated by police as unexplained and an investigation is under way. ⌘ Read more
Water parasite outbreak to last 'at least' a week
People in south Devon are told to boil tap water until further notice after an outbreak of a diarrhoea-type illness. ⌘ Read more
Gething sacks minister alleging she leaked to media
Hannah Blythyn denies Vaughan Gething's accusation she leaked pandemic text messages to the media. ⌘ Read more
EU investigates Facebook and Instagram over child safety
The EU will examine if the platforms are addictive and how effectively they check the ages of users ⌘ Read more
Manilow to play Co-op Live and not 'back-up' arena
The star had reserved Manchester's other arena in case the new venue wasn't ready for Sunday's show. ⌘ Read more
Education Secretary pressed on transgender views
Speaking to BBC Radio 4, Gillian Keegan said there was a difference between trans people who had undergone gender reassignment and those who had not. ⌘ Read more
Boy, 6, dies in fall from block of flats
The boy's death is being treated by police as unexplained and an investigation is under way. ⌘ Read more