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Three things I love: West Coast Fever defender Sunday Aryang
Each week, WAtoday reaches out to the Perth community to find out three things people love the most about our coastal capital. ⌘ Read more
From a Saturday afternoon session at the Sacky to an ugly street ruckus
NRL personality Paul Kent had settled in at a pub that has a table reserved for him and his mates. Hours later he was embroiled in a violent altercation that threatens his decades-long media career. ⌘ Read more
The Perth suburbs where deaths of residents outnumber births
Perth’s local born population is shrinking. Use our interactive graphic to find out how your suburb is doing. ⌘ Read more
Seven promotes controversial editor accused of lewd, drunken behaviour
Embattled TV network calls on a bloke who has known his fair share of controversy to help with the recovery. ⌘ Read more
Commuters face bus pain as journey times blow out for Bankstown rail shutdown
The government has released plans to shift up to 60,000 people a day by buses during the T3 rail line’s planned 12-month closure from July. ⌘ Read more
Charged up: Collie to be home to Australia’s biggest battery
An expansion to a battery in Collie to store midday solar power for use in the evening will make it Australia’s largest energy storage site. ⌘ Read more
As Australia’s flu season kicks off, scientists make a breakthrough
Influenza vaccines have to be reformulated every year, but that could change thanks to work by Australian researchers. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Tuesday, April 30
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Stakeout at Crater Crescent
When the scribbler met the scribe. ⌘ Read more
Detainee one of three behind grandmother’s alleged violent bashing
A detainee released after a controversial high court ruling is one of three facing court over a grandmother’s alleged violent bashing. ⌘ Read more
More than 300 jobs lost as nickel mine closes in WA
More than 300 jobs have been lost as another nickel mine closes in Western Australia due to plunging prices. ⌘ Read more
More than 1400 new workers boost SA healthcare system
More than 1400 new workers have provided a boost to South Australia’s healthcare system. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s beyond words’: Ten-year-old girl stabbed to death
A 17-year-old girl was arrested at a home west of Newcastle after a 10-year-old died of multiple stab wounds. ⌘ Read more
Teachers to stop work after the bell, interrupting new curriculum
Amid a long-running staff shortage and a rash of resignations, teachers are planning industrial action. ⌘ Read more
Focus on elderly is misguided, terrible drivers are everywhere
Readers react to a push to increase medical and skill testing on older drivers. ⌘ Read more
Inquest hears of how toddlers were failed in their final moments
A mother texted “oops” when explaining how she had left her child in a car all night. It was one of several failures before toddlers Darcey-Helen and Chloe-Ann Conley died after they were left in a hot car. ⌘ Read more
A path or two and a kangaroo: New plan to keep the CBD moving
An isolated traffic island in one of Brisbane’s busiest intersections will be redesigned, and a street closed off, to help people take public transport. ⌘ Read more
Fire fight over ‘hostile takeover’ of local brigades
A country revolt is brewing over a state government “hostile takeover” of rural fire brigades, under legislation before the Queensland parliament this week. ⌘ Read more
Port Adelaide star to be replaced due to injury risk
Port Adelaide star Connor Rozee will be replaced by either Ryan Burton or Tom Clurey due to his risk of injury. ⌘ Read more
Munster credits coach ahead of 200th game
Cameron Munster has paid credit to his coach Craig Bellamy ahead of his milestone match. ⌘ Read more
Push to reuse graves as cemeteries run out of room
European countries and some Australian states have been recycling graves for years. But in Victoria, they last forever, despite some cemeteries running out of space. ⌘ Read more
Greater housing density is coming to a Sydney suburb near you. Here’s what you need to know
The state government has begun its transport-oriented development program. But what does it mean for your neighbourhood? ⌘ Read more
How this Sydney school doubled its top scores in HSC maths
The number of students tackling advanced and extension maths has plummeted to record lows in the past three years – but there is a way to reverse the trend. ⌘ Read more
Mother's terror after son abducted
A mother has revealed her terror after her son was abducted at a skate park in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Daughter of allegedly murdered grandmother returns to crime scene
The daughter of 70-year-old Vyleen White, who was allegedly murdered at a Queensland car park, has returned to the scene about two months later. ⌘ Read more
Toddlers who died in hot car were left in cars several times, inquest hears
An inquest into the deaths of two toddlers who died in a hot car have heard they were left in cars alone on several occasions. ⌘ Read more
Prime suspect reveals last night with escort before her disappearance
The prime suspect into the disappearance of model and escort Revelle Balmain in 1994 has told an inquest of their last night together before she vanished. ⌘ Read more
Former Adelaide Crows captain Rory Sloane announces retirement
Former Adelaide Crows captain Rory Sloane has announced his sudden retirement over a risk of another eye injury. ⌘ Read more
Record-breaking crowds attend Adelaide’s LIV Golf
A record-breaking crowd of about 94,000 fans were on site for Adelaide’s LIV Golf tournament. ⌘ Read more
More than 2000 new workers boost SA healthcare system
More than 2000 new workers have provided a boost to South Australia’s healthcare system. ⌘ Read more
Union pushes for major pay rise in female-dominated industries
A union is pushing for a 9 per cent pay rise for female-dominated industries. ⌘ Read more
Parents of girl allegedly kidnapped from classroom raise questions
The parents of a girl who was kidnapped from a classroom are questioning how it could have happened. ⌘ Read more
Dermatologists warn of dangers of unregulated cosmetic laser industry
Dermatologists are warning of the dangers of the unregulated cosmetic laser industry after a woman’s melanoma was mistaken for a sunspot. ⌘ Read more
Detainee released under controversial ruling accused of bashing grandmother
A detainee who was released under a controversial High Court ruling is one of three accused of bashing a grandmother in a violent home invasion in Perth. ⌘ Read more
Push to make elderly drivers undergo mandatory checks knocked back
A push to make elderly drivers undergo mandatory health checks has been knocked back by the Victorian government. ⌘ Read more
Man stabbed to death in western Sydney identified
The man stabbed to death in Quakers Hill has been identified as 28-year-old Will Fleet from the Northern Beaches. ⌘ Read more
Girl fatally stabbed, teen arrested
A 10-year-old girl has been fatally stabbed and a 17-year-old girl has been arrested in NSW. ⌘ Read more
In my suburb, a bypass was meant to fix the traffic. But people still pour in
The shops are now bigger and brighter in Greensborough’s beehive of development – and no longer owned by people whose names I once knew. ⌘ Read more
Hundreds gather to farewell woman allegedly murdered by ex-boyfriend
Hundreds have gathered to farewell Ballarat woman Hannah McGuire who was allegedly murdered by her ex-boyfriend. ⌘ Read more
The council areas where basic services are neglected
9News reveals the council areas where basic services are being neglected. ⌘ Read more
Safety test found upgrade used in army helicopter crash ‘unacceptable’**
Concerns were flagged about a helmet used by MRH-90 Taipan pilots the night of a fatal crash after a test found a software upgrade posed an “unacceptable” risk, an inquiry has been told. ⌘ Read more
PM, women rally organiser dispute over speaking arrangements
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and an organiser have disputed over his speaking arrangements at a violence against women rally. ⌘ Read more
Parents of teen accused of stabbing bishop speak publicly
The parents of a teenager accused of stabbing a bishop at a Wakeley church have spoken publicly for the first time since the alleged attack. ⌘ Read more
Grandmother, mother allegedly assaulted after crash at Melbourne Zoo
A grandmother and a mother were allegedly assaulted by a man after a car crash at Melbourne Zoo. ⌘ Read more
Woman sues Hillsong Church over indecent assault
A woman is suing Hillsong Church for allegedly breaching its duty of care following an indecent assault ⌘ Read more
The fall of St Kilda star Sam Fisher, and how he plans to help after his drug sentence
Fisher’s lawyers have told a court the AFL Players’ Association and St Kilda support the former footballer as he faces the prospect of a “significant period” in prison over drug charges. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Albanese admits domestic violence a national crisis; Biden and Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admits domestic violence is a national crisis, while US President Joe Biden and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel over Rafah invasion and cease-fir ... ⌘ Read more
Woman found dead in Yangebup home, man taken into custody
A 54-year-old man is assisting police with inquiries into the death of a woman on Sandpiper Loop early on Monday morning. ⌘ Read more
When will Australia finally stand up on domestic violence?**
Will this, finally, be the moment Australia stands up and says enough is enough when it comes to domestic violence? ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Woman’s body found; Broome ‘cable-tie vigilante’ enters plea; Last-minute Reynolds, Higgins hearing
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Women are being killed across Australia. In Ballarat, a family says goodbye
Hannah McGuire’s family and friends celebrated her life at her funeral, wearing white ribbons and remembering her as a proud educator and fun-loving friend. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese admits domestic violence a national crisis; Biden and Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admits domestic violence is a national crisis, while US President Joe Biden and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel over Rafah invasion and ceas ... ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese admits domestic violence a national crisis; Biden and Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admits domestic violence is a national crisis, while US President Joe Biden and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel over Rafah invasion and ceas ... ⌘ Read more
Ten-year-old girl stabbed to death
A 17-year-old girl was arrested at a home west of Newcastle after the 10-year-old died of multiple stab wounds. ⌘ Read more
Pro-Palestine kids’ event accused of ‘emotional child abuse’**
Organisers of a controversial event at the University of Sydney have defended anti-Israel slogans chanted by primary school age children. ⌘ Read more
Crown Resorts slashes 1000 jobs across three casinos
Crown Resorts has slashed 1000 jobs across three casinos in Melbourne, Sydney and Perth. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Woman’s body found; Broome ‘cable-tie vigilante’ enters plea; Drought cripples farmers
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Woman’s body found; Broome ‘cable-tie vigilante’ enters plea; Drought cripples farmers
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Parents of teen accused of stabbing bishop speak publicly
The parents of a teenager accused of stabbing a bishop at a Wakeley church have spoken publicly for the first time since the alleged attack. ⌘ Read more
Woman sues Hillsong Church over indecent assault
A woman is suing Hillsong Church for allegedly breaching its duty of care following an indecent assault ⌘ Read more
Iconic Melbourne palm trees go up in flamesRead more
Grandmother, mother allegedly assaulted after crash at Melbourne Zoo
A grandmother and a mother were allegedly assaulted by a man after a car crash at Melbourne Zoo. ⌘ Read more
PM, women rally organiser dispute over speaking arrangements
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and an organiser have disputed over his speaking arrangements at a violence against women rally. ⌘ Read more
Police search for arsonists behind ‘mistaken identity’ house fire
Police are searching for arsonists behind a ‘mistaken identity’ house fire that left a couple seriously burnt. ⌘ Read more
NSW Premier Chris Minns' dad suffers heart attack
The father of New South Wales Premier Chris Minns is in hospital after a 'massive' heart attack. ⌘ Read more
Crown Resorts slashes 100 jobs across three casinos
Crown Resorts has slashed 1000 jobs across three casinos in Melbourne, Sydney and Perth. ⌘ Read more
Crown Resorts slashes 100 jobs across three casinos
Crown Resorts has slashed 1000 jobs across three casinos in Melbourne, Sydney and Perth. ⌘ Read more
Detainee released in High Court ruling stands accused of violent home invasion
A man arrested at the weekend over a home robbery in Perth had been released from immigration detention in November following a landmark court ruling. ⌘ Read more
WA job losses: 330 more nickel jobs go, this time at Ravensthorpe
The torrent of cheap nickel from Indonesia has claimed more Australian jobs with Canadian miner First Quantum to put its WA mine into care and maintenance. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Grieving family speaks after alleged gardener murder | Thousands march in Brisbane
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: WA job cuts; Schools to score upgrades; Drought cripples farmers
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese admits domestic violence a national crisis; Biden and Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admits domestic violence is a national crisis, while US President Joe Biden and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel over Rafah invasion and ceas ... ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Premier defends not attending Perth’s DV rally; Crown to cut 1000 jobs in latest restructure
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Woman sues Brisbane City Council over ‘dangerous’ bike lane divider
Tracey Schwass was crossing a busy CBD street when she tripped over a raised, yellow bicycle lane separator. She fractured both elbows in the fall. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese admits domestic violence a national crisis; Biden and Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admits domestic violence is a national crisis, while US President Joe Biden and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel over Rafah invasion and ceas ... ⌘ Read more
Detainee released in High Court ruling stands accused of violent home invasion
A man arrested at the weekend over a violent home robbery in Perth had been released from immigration detention in November following a landmark court ruling. ⌘ Read more
It’s time for men to get uncomfortable, and to stay there even if it’s difficult
To turn this tide of violence against women, men, all men, must have the psychological courage to question their own minds. ⌘ Read more
‘The ultimate racist slur’: Faruqi pursues Hanson in court over tweet
Mehreen Faruqi wants Pauline Hanson to attend anti-racism training at her own expense and to donate $150,000 to charity. ⌘ Read more
WA job losses: 330 more nickel jobs go, this time at Ravensthorpe
The torrent of cheap nickel from Indonesia has claimed more Australian jobs with Canadian miner First Quantum set to put its Ravensthorpe mine into care and maintenance on Wednesday. ⌘ Read more
Eddie McGuire’s landlord comes up trumps in legal row over Portsea boat shed
The owner of the clifftop home the former Collingwood president’s rents as his weekend has had a legal win over a boat shed on the beach. ⌘ Read more
Drought could be ‘nail in the coffin’ for WA farmers
Large parts of the state’s fertile southwest have recorded their lowest rainfall in more than 50 years over the past eight months. ⌘ Read more
Albanese's speech at the What Was She Wearing rally
The moment the prime minister decided to address the crowd. ⌘ Read more
New consumer laws needed to protect us from forever chemicals
The federal government must address the hole in the consumer law and make it illegal to sell unsafe products. ⌘ Read more
Police search for two men in 'mistaken identity' house fire
Police are searching for two men behind a house fire after a couple were left hospitalised in a case of mistaken identity. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Premier defends not attending Perth’s DV rally; Crown to cut 1000 jobs in latest restructure
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese admits domestic violence a national crisis; Biden and Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admits domestic violence is a national crisis, while US President Joe Biden and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel over Rafah invasion and ceas ... ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese admits domestic violence a national crisis; Biden and Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admits domestic violence is a national crisis, while US President Joe Biden and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel over Rafah invasion and ceas ... ⌘ Read more
PM dismisses claims he lied about speaking arrangements at violence against women rally
The Prime Minister has dismissed claims from organisers of a violence against women rally that he lied about speaking arrangements at the protest in Canberra. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese admits domestic violence a national crisis; Biden and Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admits domestic violence is a national crisis, while US President Joe Biden and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel over Rafah invasion and ceas ... ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese admits domestic violence a national crisis; Biden and Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admits domestic violence is a national crisis, while US President Joe Biden and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel over Rafah invasion and ceas ... ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese admits domestic violence a national crisis; Biden and Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admits domestic violence is a national crisis, while US President Joe Biden and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel over Rafah invasion and ceas ... ⌘ Read more
Detainee released in High Court ruling accused of violent home invasion on elderly couple
One of the men arrested in relation to the horrific bashing and robbery of an elderly couple earlier this month, was released from Yongah Hill detention centre last year as part of a landmark High Court ruling. ⌘ Read more
"Put some pork on your fork"
Some council workers repeated the chant after the leader said it, before adding, "We're doing a commercial". ⌘ Read more
‘Mistaken identity’ arson attack leaves two people with third-degree burns
Police have released CCTV of two masked men allegedly setting fire to a western Sydney home. They say the victims were not the intended target. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Albanese admits domestic violence a national crisis; Biden and Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese admits domestic violence is a national crisis, while US President Joe Biden and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu speak as pressure grows on Israel over Rafah invasion and ceas ... ⌘ Read more
Arrests made over violent robbery of elderly Girrawheen couple
Police arrested two men and two women at the weekend after a couple in their 70s were allegedly attacked in their own home and forced to hand over heirlooms. ⌘ Read more
The controversial plan to revive Melton’s ailing town centre
Public parks in Melton could be sold to property developers and the main road replaced with bike and walking lanes in a plan to revive its run-down town centre. ⌘ Read more
Men who kill their partners were little boys once. What went wrong?**
A legion of men will follow the Andrew Tates of this world down their hateful road. Others want to talk about what it means to be a man and re-examine the instructions they were given as boys. ⌘ Read more
Council workers accused of Islamophobic chants directed at Muslim mayor
Liverpool Council union workers chanted “Put some pork on your fork” and held up a plastic pig in a protest directed at the city’s mayor, Ned Mannoun. ⌘ Read more
Man charged after alleged scuffle with NRL journalist
A man has been charged following an alleged scuffle with NRL journalist Paul Kent. ⌘ Read more