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Labour MP Kevin Brennan says he is standing down
The MP said he had changed his mind about standing in the general election after talks with family. ⌘ Read more
Deadly strike on Rafah a tragic mishap, Netanyahu says
Scores were killed in the camp for displaced Palestinians which Israel says targeted "senior Hamas terrorists". ⌘ Read more
Deadly strike on Rafah a tragic mishap, Netanyahu says
Scores were killed in the camp for displaced Palestinians which Israel says targeted "senior Hamas terrorists". ⌘ Read more
Chelsea in talks with Leicester boss Maresca
Chelsea are in talks to appoint Leicester City manager Enzo Maresca as the replacement for Mauricio Pochettino. ⌘ Read more
Deadly strike on Rafah a tragic mishap, Netanyahu says
Scores were killed in the camp for displaced Palestinians which Israel says targeted "senior Hamas terrorists". ⌘ Read more
Tory MP suspended after endorsing Reform UK candidate
Lucy Allan says she quit the Conservatives in order to endorse Reform's Alan Adams. ⌘ Read more
Force Russia to make peace, Zelensky urges West
Mr Zelenksy said there needed to be "tangible coercion of Russia" into peace by Kyiv's allies. ⌘ Read more
Deadly strike on Rafah a tragic mishap, Netanyahu says
Scores were killed in the camp for displaced Palestinians which Israel says targeted "senior Hamas terrorists". ⌘ Read more
All change! UK’s least connected train station added to more routes
One of the UK's oldest big city railway stations with one direct destination is to get more stops. ⌘ Read more
Tory MP suspended after endorsing Reform UK candidate
Lucy Allan says she quit the Conservatives in order to endorse Reform's Alan Adams. ⌘ Read more
Protestors demand 'justice' after prison deaths
Nine inmates have died at HMP Parc since February, including four believed to be drug-related. ⌘ Read more
I've changed Labour permanently, Starmer says
The Labour leader tells voters to trust him as he makes his first big speech of the general election campaign. ⌘ Read more
Dozens reported killed in Israeli strike on Rafah
Israel's military says it is investigating the strike, which also killed two senior Hamas officials. ⌘ Read more
Tory MP suspended after endorsing Reform UK candidate
Lucy Allan says she quit the Conservatives in order to endorse Reform's Alan Adams. ⌘ Read more
I've changed Labour permanently, Starmer says
The Labour leader tells voters to trust him as he makes his first big speech of the general election campaign. ⌘ Read more
MP 'suspended after endorsing Reform UK candidate'
Lucy Allan says she quit the Conservatives in order to endorse Reform's Alan Adams. ⌘ Read more
PM pledges allowance for military national service
The Conservatives have given more details of their plan for 30,000 young people to work with the military. ⌘ Read more
I've changed Labour permanently, Starmer says
The Labour leader tells voters to trust him as he makes his first big speech of the general election campaign. ⌘ Read more
Too early to call me 'Queen of Clay' - Swiatek after emphatic win
Iga Swiatek begins her French Open title defence with a trademark 61-minute dismantling of qualifier Leolia Jeanjean. ⌘ Read more
Battle of Britain planes grounded after fatal crash
Sqn Ldr Mark Long was killed when the Spitfire he was flying crashed in a field in Lincolnshire. ⌘ Read more
Battle of Britain planes grounded after fatal crash
Sqn Ldr Mark Long was killed when the Spitfire he was flying crashed in a field in Lincolnshire. ⌘ Read more
Dozens reported killed in Israeli strike on Rafah
Israel's military says it is investigating the strike, which also killed two senior Hamas officials. ⌘ Read more
Emery signs new five-year Aston Villa contract
Aston Villa manager Unai Emery signs a new five-year contract with the club after taking them into next season's Champions League. ⌘ Read more
Battle of Britain planes grounded after fatal crash
Sqn Ldr Mark Long was killed when the Spitfire he was flying crashed in a field in Lincolnshire. ⌘ Read more
Kenyan leader says private jet cheaper option
Some Kenyans question the president's statement that using Kenya Airways would have been more expensive. ⌘ Read more
Chelsea in talks with Leicester boss Maresca
Chelsea are in talks to appoint Leicester City manager Enzo Maresca as the replacement for Mauricio Pochettino. ⌘ Read more
Suspect in beach stabbing released without charge
Amie Gray, 34, died following the attack on Durley Chine Beach in Bournemouth on Friday. ⌘ Read more
Cheese rolling contestants take on Cooper's Hill
Thousands gather at the Gloucestershire landmark to see competitors chase a wheel of cheese. ⌘ Read more
I've changed Labour permanently, Starmer says
The Labour leader tells voters to trust him as he makes his first big speech of the general election campaign. ⌘ Read more
Kenyan leader says private jet cheaper option
Some Kenyans question the president's statement that using Kenya Airways would have been more expensive. ⌘ Read more
Papua New Guinea fears thousands buried after landslide
More than 2,000 people are feared to be buried alive, though the exact toll has been hard to establish. ⌘ Read more
Swiatek begins title defence with 61-minute win
Iga Swiatek begins her French Open title defence with a trademark 61-minute dismantling of qualifier Leolia Jeanjean. ⌘ Read more
Chelsea in talks with Leicester boss Maresca
Chelsea are in talks to appoint Leicester City manager Enzo Maresca as the replacement for Mauricio Pochettino. ⌘ Read more
Dozens reported killed in Israeli strike on Rafah
Israel's military says it is investigating the strike, which also killed two senior Hamas officials. ⌘ Read more
Buttler set to miss third T20 for birth of child
England captain Jos Buttler could miss Tuesday's third T20 against Pakistan for the birth of his third child. ⌘ Read more
Lib Dems pledge to fix Scotland's 'dental deserts'
Sir Ed Davey has predicted his party will overtake the SNP to become the UK's third largest party. ⌘ Read more
Coldplay's Chris Martin gives fan with arthritis lift to show
A woman with mobility issues tells of her shock when Chris Martin took her to the festival site. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested following stabbing in Newry
The incident happened in the Upper Water Street area of Newry on Sunday night. ⌘ Read more
Sinner makes light work of Eubanks in Paris opener
Australian Open champion Jannik Sinner makes light work of Christopher Eubanks to get his French Open campaign off to a bright start. ⌘ Read more
Dozens reported killed in Israeli strike on Rafah
Israel's military says it is investigating the strike, which also killed two senior Hamas officials. ⌘ Read more
Young Welsh keen on national service, says Tory
Brecon MP Fay Jones claims she knows "loads" of young people who would "like to play their part". ⌘ Read more
Papua New Guinea fears thousands buried after landslide
More than 2,000 people are feared to be buried alive, though the exact toll has been hard to establish. ⌘ Read more
I was wrong about family firm not paying living wage - Sarwar
The Scottish Labour leader was accused of hypocrisy after saying not all staff at the business received the rate. ⌘ Read more
Israeli strike hits Rafah area after Hamas rocket barrage
The Hamas-run health ministry in Gaza says dozens of people have been killed in a refugee camp. ⌘ Read more
Election poll tracker: How do the parties compare?**
How do people say they will vote in the UK general election? Our poll tracker measures the trends. ⌘ Read more
National service could boost job chances, Tories say
The party suggests military service could fast-track young people into graduate schemes. ⌘ Read more
Churchill gold watch sells at auction for £76,000**
The 18-carat gold watch is engraved with Sir Winston's coat of arms. ⌘ Read more
National service could boost job chances, Tories say
The party suggests military service could fast-track young people into graduate schemes. ⌘ Read more
Churchill gold watch sells at auction for £76,000**
The 18-carat gold watch is engraved with Sir Winston's coat of arms. ⌘ Read more
US actor shot dead during attempted car theft
General Hospital and Siberia actor Johnny Wactor was killed on Saturday in LA, his family confirms. ⌘ Read more
McKenna no longer in contention for Chelsea job
Ipswich Town boss Kieran McKenna is no longer in contention to become Chelsea's next manager. ⌘ Read more
Martha's rule: Mother 'encouraged' as 143 hospitals sign up
It will give seriously ill patients and their families access to a second opinion. ⌘ Read more
England captain Williamson extends Arsenal stay
England captain Leah Williamson signs a new contract with Women's Super League side Arsenal. ⌘ Read more
Tornadoes and storms leave 18 dead across central US
Powerful storms devastate areas in Texas, Arkansas and Oklahoma and leave hundreds of thousands without power. ⌘ Read more
Martha's law: Mother 'encouraged' as 143 hospitals sign up
It will give seriously ill patients and their families access to a second opinion. ⌘ Read more
Papua New Guinea fears thousands missing after landslide
More than 2,000 people are feared to be buried alive, though the exact toll has been hard to establish. ⌘ Read more
Naomi Long says election campaign ‘won’t distract’ from justice ministry
Mrs Long previously held the seat from 2010 until 2015, when the DUP’s Gavin Robinson won it. ⌘ Read more
Coldplay pay tribute to Luton with new lyrics for 'Yellow'
The band sang an ode to the town called Orange. ⌘ Read more
Papua New Guinea fears thousands missing after landslide
The government disaster agency reveals it fears after the UN put the number of missing at 670. ⌘ Read more
What is the Tory national service plan for 18-year-olds?**
The government has confirmed no one will be forced to do military training under the £2.5bn scheme. ⌘ Read more
'Desperate' national service plan and 'soggy bottom Monday'
Monday's papers continue to focus on the Conservatives' national service plan, as well as bank holiday weather. ⌘ Read more
Blind Girls Aloud fan slams inaccessible ticket site
George says he could not complete the process quickly enough and Ticketmaster timed out. ⌘ Read more
When Toone and Russo hid Stanway in a suitcase
In episode six of the Tooney and Russo Show, Alessia and Ella recall the time they hid Georgia Stanway in a suitcase. ⌘ Read more
How settlers took revenge for a murder in the West Bank
Israeli settlers went on a violent rampage last month, inciting and co-ordinating attacks on WhatsApp. ⌘ Read more
FBI investigating missing ancient treasures from British Museum
Hundreds of artefacts ended up with people in the US who bought them on eBay, the BBC has learned. ⌘ Read more
Paper review: 'Desperate' national service plan and 'soggy bottom Monday'
Monday's papers continue to focus on the Conservatives' national service plan, as well as bank holiday weather. ⌘ Read more
Israeli strike hits Rafah area after Hamas rocket barrage
The Hamas-run health ministry in Gaza says dozens of people have been killed in a refugee camp. ⌘ Read more
French town reels from fortune teller scandal
The mayor and fortune teller are both being kept in prison under judicial investigation. ⌘ Read more
Tornadoes and storms leave 15 dead across central US
Powerful storms devastate areas in Texas, Arkansas and Oklahoma and leave hundreds of thousands without power. ⌘ Read more
The ex-con, illegal guns and the fear of Kenya's police
As Kenya struggles with violent crime an ex-convict tries to persuade men to turn in their weapons. ⌘ Read more
Marian Keyes: 'I would never have been a writer if I was still drinking'
Marian Keyes talks about staying sober, managing depression and Irish storytelling at the Hay Festival. ⌘ Read more
LGBTQ Indians are more accepted than ever - but politics hasn't caught up
Despite major wins for the community, no major party is fielding any openly LGBTQ candidates in this election. ⌘ Read more
The best of British press photography
A selection of the best images from members of the British Press Photographers' Association on show in London. ⌘ Read more
Union says Sarwar family's firm pays above real living wage
The Scottish Labour leader was earlier accused of hypocrisy after saying not all staff at the business currently received the rate. ⌘ Read more
Melanoma skin cancer cases rising in UK
The biggest increase is among the over 80s, with a marked rise in cases in adults aged 25-49. ⌘ Read more
Deadly explosion reported in Gaza refugee camp
The Hamas-run health ministry in Gaza says 50 people were killed and scores injured. ⌘ Read more
Lib Dems pledge to fix Scotland's 'dental deserts'
Leader Alex Cole-Hamilton said dental services were being 'neglected' on both sides of the border. ⌘ Read more
Eight in hospital after turbulence on Doha-Dublin flight
Dublin Airport says the Boeing 787-9 dreamliner experienced turbulence while airborne over Turkey. ⌘ Read more
Murray beaten on possible French Open farewell
Andy Murray and Jack Draper both lose as the British campaign at the French Open gets off to an inauspicious start. ⌘ Read more
Man suffers life threatening injuries in stabbing
Police are currently at the scene of a stabbing in the Upper Water Street area of Newry. ⌘ Read more
Coldplay provide finale to Radio 1's Big Weekend
A day of sunshine and rain also saw Sabrina Carpenter, Vampire Weekend and Olly Alexander perform. ⌘ Read more
Murray beaten on possible French Open farewell
Andy Murray and Jack Draper both lose as the British campaign at the French Open gets off to an inauspicious start. ⌘ Read more
Police issue CCTV image of beach murder suspect
A 34-year-old woman died at the scene in Bournemouth and another woman was seriously injured. ⌘ Read more
Hamas launches rocket attack towards Tel Aviv
Hours later, an aid agency said dozens of Palestinians had been killed and injured in an Israeli air strike on Rafah. ⌘ Read more
Thousands turn Manchester blue for City's victory parade
Manchester turns blue as City supporters celebrate their record-breaking Premier League title win. ⌘ Read more
Murray beaten on possible French Open farewell
Andy Murray and Jack Draper both lose as the British campaign at the French Open gets off to an inauspicious start. ⌘ Read more
Hamas launches rocket attack towards Tel Aviv
Hours later, an aid agency said dozens of Palestinians had been killed and injured in an Israeli air strike on Rafah. ⌘ Read more
Hamas launches rocket attack towards Tel Aviv
Hours later, an aid agency said dozens of Palestinians had been killed and injured in an Israeli air strike on Rafah. ⌘ Read more
Hamas launches rocket attack towards Tel Aviv
Dozens of deaths were later reported from an Israeli air strike on an area of Rafah which had reportedly been designated as a humanitarian zone. ⌘ Read more
Draper shocked by qualifier De Jong at French Open
Jack Draper loses to Dutch qualifier Jesper de Jong as the British campaign at the French Open gets off to an inauspicious start. ⌘ Read more
Hamas launches rocket attack towards Tel Aviv
Hamas fires rockets towards the Tel Aviv area in central Israel for the first time in months. ⌘ Read more
Tornadoes kill 13 in trail of destruction across three states
Parts of northern Texas hit hardest by storms that also killed in Oklahoma and Arkansas. ⌘ Read more
Turbulence on Doha-Dublin flight leaves 12 injured
Dublin Airport says the Boeing 787-9 dreamliner experienced turbulence while airborne over Turkey. ⌘ Read more
Spitfire crash victim was 'passionate aviator' Mark Long
The aircraft crashed in a field close to RAF Coningsby in Lincolnshire on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Spitfire crash victim named as pilot Mark Long
The aircraft crashed in a field close to RAF Coningsby in Lincolnshire on Saturday. ⌘ Read more
Draper shocked by qualifier De Jong at French Open
Jack Draper loses to Dutch qualifier Jesper de Jong as the British campaign at the French Open gets off to an inauspicious start. ⌘ Read more
We will not increase income tax or national insurance, Labour says
The shadow chancellor told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg she would face "difficult decisions" on spending. ⌘ Read more
Turbulence on Doha-Dublin flight leaves 12 injured
Dublin Airport says the Boeing 787-9 dreamliner experienced turbulence while airborne over Turkey. ⌘ Read more
We will not increase income tax or national insurance, Labour says
The shadow chancellor told the BBC's Laura Kuenssberg she would face "difficult decisions" on spending. ⌘ Read more
Turbulence on Doha-Dublin flight leaves 12 injured
Dublin Airport says the Boeing 787-9 dreamliner experienced turbulence while airborne over Turkey. ⌘ Read more