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Two people charged with puppy dumping
Two people have been charged with puppy dumping in Adelaide’s west. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane court worker resorted to fraud, theft to feed gambling habit
The former Queensland public servant took work laptops to Cash Converters to get money to gamble. ⌘ Read more
The Zoo’s demise is live music’s canary in the coalmine
It’s up to all levels of government to pull as many levers as they can to ensure our proud live music scene can keep going for generations to come. ⌘ Read more
Victoria the ‘basket case’ state: This debt isn’t like a household mortgage
Most home owners understand that if you are serious about getting your mortgage under control, you can’t keep borrowing more money to pay for other things. ⌘ Read more
Investigative journalist defends stories on renowned orthopaedic surgeon
Charlotte Grieve told the Federal Court that her articles about surgeon Munjed Al Muderis were fair and based on patients’ experiences. ⌘ Read more
Major projects scrapped in Victorian budget
Major projects, event funding and sick pay for some scrapped in the Victorian budget.‌ ⌘ Read more
We asked Victorians what they thought of the budget. This is what they told us
It’s a tight budget with a few stand-outs for families, but Victorians still have plenty to say. ⌘ Read more
Three repeat youth offenders on the run again
Three repeat youth offenders are on the run after an alleged crime spree in Townsville.
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Two boys expelled over list 'rating' female students
Two boys have been expelled from a Melbourne private school over a list ‘rating’ female students. ⌘ Read more
Pair accused of murder, torture face court
Court hears details of the alleged torture and murder of a man in Mount Mee. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested inside Brisbane crime commission headquarters
A man has been arrested with an axe inside Brisbane crime commission headquarters. ⌘ Read more
Dire warning for Queensland renters
A new report has found that the state has the second-worst rental market in the country, with renters warned to brace for rent-hikes. ⌘ Read more
Human remains found in bushland in Toowoomba
Human remains have been found in dense bushland in Toowoomba. ⌘ Read more
To have and to hold: When an engagement goes belly up, who gets to keep the ring?**
As a psychologist, when I was weighing the question of who should keep the $100,000 bling after the bitter break-up of a Victorian couple, I considered the advice of two experts: a family lawyer and film star Elizabeth Taylor. ⌘ Read more
Confused by the quantum computing race? It’s just like the Oscars
The government just bet $1 billion on one kind of quantum. But there are many other contenders in the race for the golden gong. ⌘ Read more
No relief in sight for homeowners as RBA holds rates steady
The RBA kept interest rates on hold today but said it will increase them if inflation continues to take too long to come down. ⌘ Read more
Driver dead while another fighting for life following car crash
A driver is dead and another is fighting for life after a head-on crash in Melbourne's south-east. ⌘ Read more
Sydney Zoo puts on glow show
Sydney Zoo will showcase a range of light installations over the month of May. ⌘ Read more
Accused mushroom killer Erin Patterson pleads not guilty to murder and attempted murder charges
Accused killer Erin Patterson will face a Supreme Court trial after pleading not guilty to three murder charges and five attempted murder charges. ⌘ Read more
Sydney petrol station offering 99c petrol
A petrol station in Western Sydney is charging just 99c per litre as part of an initiative to give back to the community in the cost-of-living crisis. ⌘ Read more
Driver in Lamborghini crash also accused of killing spectator at burnout event
A Ballarat mechanic has been refused bail after crashing into a house six months after he was involved in a fatal crash at a car festival in regional Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Australia news as it happened: RBA holds interest rates steady at 4.35 per cent; PM contacts China over flare drop in front of fighter jet
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Call for price gouging to be outlawed after Senate inquiry
Supermarkets could be legally barred from setting exorbitantly high prices if the government adopts the recommendations of a parliamentary inquiry. ⌘ Read more
Two men charged over alleged jewellery store robbery
Two men have been charged over an alleged jewellery store robbery in Sydney's lower north shore earlier this year. ⌘ Read more
‘Not Marrickville or Newtown’: Sydney council bans same-sex parenting books
Books that include same-sex parenting content have been banned from eight western Sydney libraries, prompting threats from an angry state government to review the council’s funding. ⌘ Read more
Prime Minister slams China over intercept of Australian helicopter
Anthony Albanese says China's interception of an Australian Navy helicopter was 'completely unacceptable'. ⌘ Read more
Major projects scrapped in brutal Victorian state budget
Major projects, event funding and sick pay for some scrapped in brutal Victorian state budget. ⌘ Read more
Police identify nine more people allegedly involved in riot outside Wakeley church
Police have identified nine more people, including eight men and one woman, allegedly involved in the Wakeley riot three weeks ago. ⌘ Read more
NSW knife crime overhaul
NSW Police officers will have the power to search or 'wand' people without a warrant. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: RBA holds interest rates steady at 4.35 per cent; PM contacts China over flare drop in front of fighter jet
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: RBA holds interest rates steady at 4.35 per cent; PM contacts China over flare drop in front of fighter jet
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Police investigating reports of gunman at anti-corruption HQ in Valley
The Fortitude Valley complex was surrounded by police on Tuesday afternoon after reports of a gunman at the Crime and Corruption Commission. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: RBA holds interest rates steady at 4.35 per cent; PM contacts China over flare drop in front of fighter jet
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: RBA holds interest rates steady | Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Detective’s alleged teen rape victim ‘kept asking to leave’ when he groped her in police car, court told
The then-19-year-old has accused the sex crimes detective of raping her, and thought she had to ask permission to leave his car because “he was a cop”. ⌘ Read more
Video footage of the Lamborghini crash
Bryce Dridan refused for bail after string of alleged traffic incidents, including crashing a Lamborghini into a house at Ballarat. ⌘ Read more
Prime Minister slams China over intercept of Australian helicopter
Anthony Albanese says China's interception of an Australian Navy helicopter was 'completely unacceptable'. ⌘ Read more
Pair accused of murder, torture face court
Court hears details of the alleged torture and murder of a man in Mount Mee. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: RBA holds interest rates steady at 4.35 per cent; PM contacts China over flare drop in front of fighter jet
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Former television reporter charged with choking woman
Now a corporate consultant, Liam Cox, 39, has been charged over an alleged domestic violence incident at a home in Sydney’s east. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: RBA holds interest rates steady | Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Driver dead while another fighting for life following car crash
A driver is dead and another is fighting for life after a head-on crash in Melbourne's south-east. ⌘ Read more
Accused mushroom killer Erin Patterson pleads not guilty to murder and attempted murder charges
Accused killer Erin Patterson will face a Supreme Court trial after pleading not guilty to three murder charges and five attempted murder charges. ⌘ Read more
RBA leaves interest rates on hold
The Reserve Bank of Australia has held the cash rate at 4.35 per cent. ⌘ Read more
Seven puppies allegedly dumped in Adelaide
Police are appealing for help after seven puppies were allegedly dumped yesterday. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: RBA holds interest rates steady at 4.35 per cent; PM contacts China over flare drop in front of fighter jet
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: RBA holds interest rates steady at 4.35 per cent; PM contacts China over flare drop in front of fighter jet
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
End of the line for Translink app, with new model to link with walking and riding
Translink’s often-derided public transport app is set to get a facelift and new features, thanks to an award-winning German company. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Violent abuser allowed to stay in Australia after attacking partner with bat
A tribunal has cancelled plans to deport a repeat abuser who attacked his partner in the NSW town of Orange after years of criminal behaviour. ⌘ Read more
‘Not Marrickville or Newtown’: Sydney council bans same-sex parenting books
Books that include same-sex parenting content have been banned from eight western Sydney libraries after complaints over one publication. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: RBA holds interest rates steady at 4.35 per cent; PM contacts China over flare drop in front of fighter jet
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Minister breaks silence on schoolboy’s death; Top cop, premier disappointed at bikie’s bail
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Box billionaire goes Pratty in pink at the Met Gala
Visy cardboard king Anthony Pratt was one of the brightest figures on the glamour carpet in New York, if not the best dressed. ⌘ Read more
Police were told to ‘elevate’ this advisory body. It’s been sacked
The group has gone public with concerns after its members were let go on former commissioner Katarina Carroll’s last day. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: RBA holds interest rates steady at 4.35 per cent; PM contacts China over flare drop in front of fighter jet
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Private school boys expelled over list ranking female classmates on appearance
The principal of Yarra Valley Grammar said the school was characterised by respectful relationships “most of the time”. ⌘ Read more
RBA leaves interest rates on hold
The Reserve Bank of Australia has held the cash rate at 4.35 per cent. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
What is the School Saving Bonus and who will benefit?**
The Victorian government has announced new cost-of-living support measures for families with school children. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: RBA holds interest rates steady at 4.35 per cent; PM contacts China over flare drop in front of fighter jet
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Cash splash for families centrepiece of Victorian budget
Families of school children will benefit most from the Victorian State Budget. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Radicalised schoolboy was ‘trying to convert other students’; Cash carrot for vacant homeowners
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Main defence witness in trial of Michael and Lindy Chamberlain dies
Scientist Barry Boettcher said tests on the Chamberlains’ car showed the presence of copper dust – not blood. ⌘ Read more
Aussies set to get welfare boost in budget
Treasurer Jim Chalmers says the government will act on some of the Economic Inclusion Advisory Committee's recommendations in the federal budget. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
‘Teenage Rage’ producer who unleashed Wild Thing and managed The Kinks
Larry Page was at the controls for a classic rock moment that “was either going to number one or have us laughed out of the business.” ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Radicalised schoolboy was ‘trying to convert other students’; Cash carrot for vacant homeowners
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Sex crimes detective was visibly aroused as victim gave statement, court told
The former detective is accused of later raping the woman whose complaint he was investigating. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Private school boys expelled over list ranking female classmates on appearance
The principal of Yarra Valley Grammar said the school was characterised by respectful relationships “most of the time”. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Lehrmann faces legal action from ex-landlord over Sydney northern beaches pad
Lehrmann, who lost a multimillion-dollar defamation case against Network Ten and Lisa Wilkinson last month, had his rent at the property covered by Seven. ⌘ Read more
WA education minister distances Rossmoyne parents’ letter from radicalised teen’s attack
West Australian Education Minister Tony Buti confirmed he had received a letter from parents about radicalisation, but it was separate from the boy who was later shot by police. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Yarra Valley Grammar to expel students
Yarra Valley Grammar School principal Dr Mark Merry spoke after expelling two boys for producing a spreadsheet that used disparaging language to rate female classmates’ appearances. ⌘ Read more
Police were told to ‘elevate’ this advisory body. It’s been sacked
The group has gone public with concerns after its members were let go on former commissioner Katarina Carroll’s last day. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
One dead, two fighting for their lives after head-on crash
One person is dead and two are fighting for their lives after head-on crash in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
NSW knife crime overhaul
NSW Police officers will have the power to search or 'wand' people without a warrant. ⌘ Read more
Three Mexican nationals expected to be charged with murder of Australian brothers
Charges expected after bodies of two Australians and one American tourist identified in Mexico. ⌘ Read more
Reserve Bank of Australia tipped to keep interest rates on hold
Experts predicting an interest rates hike is unlikely as the Reserve Bank meets. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Accused mushroom killer pleads not guilty
Erin Patterson, who is accused of killing three people with a mushroom meal at her home, has pleaded not guilty to eight charges. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
This Australian uni is considering expanding into Saudi Arabia. It’s caused a stir back home
The institution was the first foreign university to be granted a licence to explore opening in the authoritarian kingdom. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
‘Most evil crimes imaginable’: Childcare worker, partner jailed for decades
The NSW childcare worker and his partner abused dozens of children over several years and filmed the acts. ⌘ Read more
Alleged killer mushroom cook Erin Patterson pleads not guilty
Patterson will have her case fast-tracked to the Supreme Court, avoiding the need for a committal hearing. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Visitor caps, lower speeds for national parks | What Bondi killer told victim | Hamas-Israel ceasefire
For the news from in and around Brisbane today, follow us live. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Men swing to support Dutton as Labor loses ground; Treasurer promises budget spending as economy slows
Polling shows men swing to support Coalition, Jim Chalmers promises budget spending and an Australian helicopter in near miss with Chinese fighter jet. ⌘ Read more
Ray Hadley has major win in fugitive Jean Nassif’s defamation case
A judge said a photo of Jean Nassif at a casino appeared to reflect that he was “living his life in Lebanon, apparently unrestricted by any health issues”. ⌘ Read more