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Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil lead Irish local elections
More than 800 councillors have been elected, with 949 seats to be filled across 31 local authorities. ⌘ Read more
Douglas Ross to resign as leader of Scottish Conservatives
He will carry on in the role until after the election and will resign as an MSP if he is re-elected to Westminster. ⌘ Read more
Blinken in Middle East to sell Gaza ceasefire deal
The top US diplomat will urge Arab leaders to push Hamas to accept a ceasefire-for-hostage agreement. ⌘ Read more
Boys, 12, found guilty of machete murder
The boys are thought to be the youngest murderers convicted since James Bulger's killers' trial. ⌘ Read more
Barclays buildings vandalised across UK by pro-Palestinian protesters
Windows were smashed and rocks thrown in the co-ordinated protests by the group Palestine Action. ⌘ Read more
Giovanni Pernice will not return to Strictly Come Dancing
The Italian professional dancer joined the show in 2015, winning it in 2021 with Rose Ayling-Ellis. ⌘ Read more
Boys, 12, found guilty of machete murder
The boys are thought to be the youngest murderers convicted since James Bulger's killers' trial. ⌘ Read more
'Fifa can forget it' - Ancelotti says Real will snub Club World Cup
Real Madrid will compete in the 2025 Club World Cup despite earlier Carlo Ancelotti comments indicating they could skip the Fifa event. ⌘ Read more
Boys, 12, found guilty of machete murder
The boys are thought to be the youngest murderers convicted since James Bulger's killers' trial. ⌘ Read more
Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil lead Irish elections
More than 800 councillors have been elected, with 949 seats to be filled across 31 local authorities. ⌘ Read more
Boys, 12, found guilty of machete murder
The boys are thought to be the youngest murderers convicted since James Bulger's killers' trial. ⌘ Read more
Boys, 12, found guilty of machete murder
The boys are thought to be the youngest murderers convicted since James Bulger's killers' trial. ⌘ Read more
Boys, 12, found guilty of machete murder
The boys are thought to be the youngest murderers convicted since James Bulger's killers' trial. ⌘ Read more
Boys, 12, found guilty of machete murder
The boys are thought to be the youngest murderers convicted since James Bulger's killers' trial. ⌘ Read more
Giovanni Pernice will not return to Strictly Come Dancing
The Italian professional dancer had joined the show in 2015, winning it in 2021. ⌘ Read more
Boys, 12, found guilty of machete murder
The boys are thought to be the youngest murderers convicted since James Bulger's killers' trial. ⌘ Read more
Sunak says he has not considered resigning as PM
The PM says he will not stop fighting for votes, after being criticised for leaving a D-Day event early. ⌘ Read more
Barclays buildings vandalised across UK by pro-Palestinian protesters
Windows were smashed and rocks thrown in the co-ordinated protests by the group Palestine Action. ⌘ Read more
Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil lead Irish elections
More than 800 councillors have been elected, with 949 seats to be filled across 31 local authorities. ⌘ Read more
PLT faces backlash after scrapping free returns
Its UK customers must now pay £1.99 to return clothes, with the cost deducted from their refund. ⌘ Read more
Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil lead Irish elections
More than 800 councillors have been elected, with 949 seats to be filled across 31 local authorities. ⌘ Read more
Barclays buildings vandalised across UK by protesters
Windows were smashed and rocks thrown in the co-ordinated protests by the group Palestine Action. ⌘ Read more
Lib Dems pledge £8bn NHS and care package in manifesto
Manifesto pledges will include free personal care for older or disabled people at home in England. ⌘ Read more
'Fifa can forget it' - Ancelotti says Real will snub Club World Cup
Real Madrid will not participate in next year's expanded Club World Cup, their manager Carlo Ancelotti has claimed. ⌘ Read more
New CCTV shows Michael Mosley near where his body was found
The BBC understands that initial information appears to have ruled out foul play as the cause of death. ⌘ Read more
Harry Dunn's mother 'hurt' at killer's absence
The hearing is told Anne Sacoolas was invited to give evidence remotely but chose not to. ⌘ Read more
Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil lead Irish elections
More than 800 councillors have been elected, with 949 seats to be filled across 31 local authorities. ⌘ Read more
I hope people can forgive me over D-Day 'mistake', says Sunak
The PM says he he did not mean to cause "any hurt" by leaving commemorations early last week. ⌘ Read more
Barclays buildings targeted across UK by protesters
Windows were smashed and rocks thrown in the action to highlight the on-going situation in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil lead Irish elections
More than 800 councillors have been elected, with 949 seats to be filled across 31 local authorities. ⌘ Read more
Douglas Ross to resign as leader of Scottish Conservatives
He will carry on in the role until after the election and will resign as an MSP if he is re-elected to Westminster. ⌘ Read more
Lib Dems pledge £8bn NHS and care package in manifesto
Manifesto pledges will include free personal care for older or disabled people at home in England. ⌘ Read more
Labour urges Tata to talk over jobs threat
Tata says it will not change course at Port Talbot, regardless of who wins the general election. ⌘ Read more
What we learned from gaming's big weekend
Xbox's showcase tops off Summer Game Fest - here are some of the highlights from gaming's big weekend. ⌘ Read more
Two-in-one flu and Covid jab passes advanced trial
The trial suggests the jab arms the body with protective antibodies as effectively as separate shots. ⌘ Read more
I hope people can forgive me over D-Day, says Sunak
The PM says he he did not mean to cause "any hurt" by leaving commemorations early last week. ⌘ Read more
Douglas Ross to resign as leader of Scottish Conservatives
He will carry on in the role until after the election and will resign as an MSP if he is re-elected to Westminster. ⌘ Read more
Douglas Ross to resign as leader of Scottish Conservatives
He will carry on in the role until after the election and will resign as an MSP if he is re-elected to Westminster. ⌘ Read more
New CCTV shows Michael Mosley near where his body was found
The BBC understands that initial information appears to have ruled out foul play as the cause of death. ⌘ Read more
Douglas Ross to resign as leader of Scottish Conservatives
He will carry on in the role until after the election and will resign as an MSP if he is re-elected to Westminster. ⌘ Read more
Douglas Ross to resign as leader of Scottish Conservatives
He will carry on in the role until after the election and will resign as an MSP if he is re-elected to Westminster. ⌘ Read more
Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael lead Irish elections
More than 800 councillors have been elected, with 949 seats to be filled across 31 local authorities. ⌘ Read more
Douglas Ross to resign as leader of Scottish Conservatives
He will carry on in the role until after the election and will resign as an MSP if he is re-elected to Westminster. ⌘ Read more
Parents asked to put away phones at school gate
The headteacher says he is trying to "resurrect the joy of conversation back into the community". ⌘ Read more
Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael lead Irish elections
More than 800 councillors have been elected, with 949 seats to be filled across 31 local authorities. ⌘ Read more
Douglas Ross to resign as leader of Scottish Conservatives
He will carry on in the role until after the election and will resign as an MSP if he is re-elected to Westminster. ⌘ Read more
New CCTV shows Michael Mosley near where body found
The BBC understands that initial information appears to have ruled out foul play as the cause of death. ⌘ Read more
Douglas Ross to resign as leader of Scottish Conservatives
He will carry on in the role until after the election and will resign as an MSP if he is re-elected to Westminster. ⌘ Read more
Conservatives promise to recruit 8,000 new police officers
New police powers to seize knives and recover stolen goods are also being proposed. ⌘ Read more
Lib Dems to pledge £9bn NHS and care 'rescue package'
Manifesto pledges will include free personal care for older or disabled people at home in England. ⌘ Read more
Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael lead Irish elections
More than 800 councillors have been elected, with 949 seats to be filled across 31 local authorities. ⌘ Read more
New CCTV shows Michael Mosley near where body found
The BBC understands that initial information appears to have ruled out foul play as the cause of death. ⌘ Read more
New CCTV shows Michael Mosley near where body found
The BBC understands that initial information appears to have ruled out foul play as the cause of death. ⌘ Read more
Labour pledges 100,000 new childcare places
The funding will come from Labour's plan to levy VAT on private schools, the party says. ⌘ Read more
New CCTV shows Michael Mosley near where body found
The BBC understands that initial information appears to have ruled out foul play as the cause of death. ⌘ Read more
Lib Dems to pledge £9bn NHS and care 'rescue package'
Manifesto pledges will include free personal care for older or disabled people at home in England. ⌘ Read more
Counting continues as government parties vie for lead
Sinn Féin "disappointed" with their performance in the local Irish elections ⌘ Read more
Scheffler wins Memorial to claim fifth title of 2024
Scottie Scheffler holds off Collin Morikawa to win the PGA Tour's Memorial Tournament - his fifth title of the year. ⌘ Read more
Counting continues as government parties vie for lead
Sinn Féin "disappointed" with their performance in the local Irish elections ⌘ Read more
The Papers: Mosley 'nearly made it' and 'Macron trounced' at EU elections
Michael Mosley's body being found in Greece and a big defeat for France's president lead the front pages. ⌘ Read more
Hundreds of sex attack reports 'dismissed' during Caldwell inquiry
A former detective says says 300 rapes and sexual assaults were not dealt with by police during the Emma Caldwell murder investigation. ⌘ Read more
Billie Eilish: 'I was ghosted. It was insane'
The singer said that someone she had planned to meet simply stopped texting her. ⌘ Read more
Lib Dems to pledge £9bn NHS and care 'rescue package'
Manifesto pledges will include free personal care for older or disabled people at home in England. ⌘ Read more
Tata job losses starting to feel real, says worker
Tata says it will not change course at Port Talbot, regardless of who wins the general election. ⌘ Read more
Europe's night of election drama capped by Macron bombshell
The French leader lost to the far right then called an election, in one of many big stories across the EU. ⌘ Read more
Wife of Michael Mosley pays tribute to 'wonderful, funny, kind' husband
Tributes have been pouring in for the TV and radio presenter who has died on the Greek island of Symi. ⌘ Read more
Michael Mosley: How the presenter transformed people's lives
How a BBC presenter's gonzo science experiments turned him into a guru of better health. ⌘ Read more
Europe's night of election drama capped by Macron bombshell
The French leader lost to the far right then called an election, in one of many big stories across the EU. ⌘ Read more
Glastonbury festival 'was due to close' in the 90s
Emily Eavis says the festival was due to shut before 2000, and predicts a fallow year in 2026. ⌘ Read more
Glowing dye helps see hidden prostate cancer cells
The dye makes cancer cells which are invisible to the naked eye show up so they can be removed. ⌘ Read more
The struggle for justice in one English town
With Crown Court delays close to a record high, the BBC speaks to those who have waited years for justice. ⌘ Read more
Verstappen wins gripping wet-dry race in Canada
Red Bull’s Max Verstappen wins a gripping wet-dry Canadian Grand Prix that developed into a five-car battle for the lead over the final 10 laps. ⌘ Read more
Labour pledges 100,000 new childcare places
The funding will come from Labour's plan to levy VAT on private schools, the party says. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: Mosley 'nearly made it' and 'Macron trounced' at EU elections
Michael Mosley's body being found in Greece and a big defeat for France's president lead the front pages. ⌘ Read more
Scheffler wins Memorial to claim fifth title of 2024
Scottie Scheffler holds off Collin Morikawa to win the PGA Tour's Memorial Tournament - his fifth title of the year. ⌘ Read more
Couch & Hatton inducted into boxing hall of fame
Former world champions Ricky Hatton and Jane Couch were inducted into the Boxing Hall of Fame on Sunday. ⌘ Read more
India v Pakistan helps cricket's American dream gather pace
India's match against Pakistan at the T20 World Cup shows that cricket has arrived in the United States and the sport is gathering momentum. ⌘ Read more
Government parties fight for lead in Irish local elections
Sinn Féin "disappointed" with their performance in the local Irish elections ⌘ Read more
Conservatives pledge to recruit 8,000 new police officers
New police powers to seize knives and recover stolen goods are also being proposed. ⌘ Read more
Wife of Michael Mosley pays tribute to 'wonderful, funny, kind' husband
Tributes have been pouring in for the TV and radio presenter who has died on the Greek island of Symi. ⌘ Read more
Iceland defeat could be 'nice wake-up call' - Kane
Captain Harry Kane says England's 1-0 defeat against Iceland at Wembley on Friday “could be a nice wake-up call” ahead of Euro 2024. ⌘ Read more
Asher-Smith claims European 100m gold
Britain's Dina Asher-Smith wins 100m gold at the European Athletics Championships in Rome. ⌘ Read more
Tata job losses starting to feel real, says worker
Tata says it will not change course at Port Talbot, regardless of who wins the general election. ⌘ Read more
Verstappen wins gripping wet-dry race in Canada
Red Bull’s Max Verstappen wins a gripping wet-dry Canadian Grand Prix that developed into a five-car battle for the lead over the final 10 laps. ⌘ Read more
Israeli war cabinet minister Benny Gantz quits emergency government
The decision lays bare the deep political divisions in Israel over the war in Gaza ⌘ Read more
Verstappen wins gripping wet-dry race in Canada
Red Bull’s Max Verstappen wins a gripping wet-dry Canadian Grand Prix that developed into a five-car battle for the lead over the final 10 laps. ⌘ Read more
India dent Pakistan's World Cup hopes in New York
Jasprit Bumrah takes 3-14 as India battle to a gritty six-run victory over Pakistan in a T20 World Cup thriller in New York. ⌘ Read more
Alcaraz overcomes Zverev to land first French Open title
Carlos Alcaraz wins the French Open title many thought he was destined to claim by edging a scrappy final against Alexander Zverev. ⌘ Read more
Israeli war cabinet minister Benny Gantz quits emergency government
The decision lays bare the deep political divisions in Israel over the war in Gaza ⌘ Read more
Israeli war cabinet minister Benny Gantz quits emergency government
The decision lays bare the deep political divisions in Israel over the war in Gaza ⌘ Read more
Alcaraz overcomes Zverev to land first French Open title
Carlos Alcaraz wins the French Open title many thought he was destined to claim by edging a scrappy final against Alexander Zverev. ⌘ Read more
Israeli war cabinet minister Benny Gantz quits emergency government
The decision lays bare the deep political divisions in Israel over the war in Gaza ⌘ Read more
Alcaraz overcomes Zverev to land first French Open title
Carlos Alcaraz wins the French Open title many thought he was destined to claim by edging a scrappy final against Alexander Zverev. ⌘ Read more
Government parties fight for lead in Irish local elections
Sinn Féin "disappointed" with their performance in the local Irish elections ⌘ Read more
Ross travel expenses allegations 'significant' - Swinney
A newspaper said advisers raised concerns over travel claims which may have been combined with the Scottish Tory leader's work as a linesman. ⌘ Read more
Woman has life-threatening injuries in ride malfunction
The woman was injured after a funfair ride malfunctioned at a country show in south London. ⌘ Read more
Parties pressed over funding of election pledges
Labour and the Tories say their policies are fully funded - but have ruled out major tax rises. ⌘ Read more
Narendra Modi sworn in for third term at grand ceremony in Delhi
Modi's NDA alliance won the Indian election with a reduced margin while the opposition saw a resurgence. ⌘ Read more
Investigation as four hurt in funfair 'malfunction'
An investigation is launched after an child, 11, and three adults are hurt at the Lambeth Country Show. ⌘ Read more
Sinn Féin under pressure in Irish elections
Sinn Féin "disappointed" with their performance in the local Irish elections ⌘ Read more