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Teenager jailed for life for Elianne Andam murder
Hassan Sentamu repeatedly stabbed Elianne Andam with a kitchen knife outside a shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
Sara Sharif's family denied sentence appeal bids
Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking. ⌘ Read more
Donald Trump's son Eric holds talks with John Swinney
Eric Trump is a senior executive in his father's business - the Trump Organisation - which owns golf resorts in Ayrshire and Aberdeenshire. ⌘ Read more
Teenager jailed for life for Elianne Andam murder
Hassan Sentamu repeatedly stabbed Elianne Andam with a kitchen knife outside a shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
Sara Sharif's family denied sentence appeal bids
Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking. ⌘ Read more
Teenager jailed for life for Elianne Andam murder
Hassan Sentamu repeatedly stabbed Elianne Andam with a kitchen knife outside a shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
Teenager jailed for life for Elianne Andam murder
Hassan Sentamu repeatedly stabbed Elianne Andam with a kitchen knife outside a shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
Sara Sharif's family denied sentence appeal bids
Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking. ⌘ Read more
Teenager jailed for life for Elianne Andam murder
Hassan Sentamu repeatedly stabbed Elianne Andam with a kitchen knife outside a shopping centre. ⌘ Read more
Sara Sharif's family denied sentence appeal bids
Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking. ⌘ Read more
Sara Sharif's family denied sentence appeal bids
Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking. ⌘ Read more
Fact To File claims impressive Cheltenham triumph
Fact To File puts in a bold display to win the Ryanair Chase at the Cheltenham Festival. ⌘ Read more
Meta stops ex-director from promoting critical memoir
Social media company wins US emergency ruling preventing ex-director from publicising her book. ⌘ Read more
Measles highest in 25 years in Europe, WHO says
Children under five constituted more than 40% of the cases reported in Europe and Central Asia last year. ⌘ Read more
Abercombie & Fitch must pay for ex-CEO's criminal sex trafficking defence
Judge rules allegations against Mike Jeffries are tied to his former role at the fashion brand. ⌘ Read more
Tesco to trial giving away expiring food to shoppers
Giving away food will be trialled in some Express stores in an effort to cut waste. ⌘ Read more
John Lewis profits jump but no staff bonus again
The retailer will not pay out a staff bonus for the third year in a row. ⌘ Read more
'Huawei lobbyists' held in Belgium raids over EU corruption
The prosecutor's office said it raided 21 addresses in Belgium, according to local media. ⌘ Read more
Thousands of high-risk toxic sites unchecked due to lack of cash
BBC investigation finds nine out of ten high-risk contaminated areas have not been tested. ⌘ Read more
Sara Sharif's dad should have sentence increased to whole life order, court hears
Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her body was found. ⌘ Read more
Sara Sharif's dad should have sentence increased to whole life order, court hears
Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her body was found. ⌘ Read more
Wood set to miss Test summer after knee surgery
Fast bowler Mark Wood is likely to miss all of England's home Tests this summer after undergoing surgery on a left knee injury. ⌘ Read more
Sara Sharif's dad should have sentence increased to whole life order, court hears
Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her body was found. ⌘ Read more
John Lewis profits jump but no staff bonus again
The retailer will not pay out a staff bonus for the third year in a row. ⌘ Read more
Warning over the dangers of Botox parties
Healthcare Improvement Scotland is concerned about treatment at parties organised with unregulated providers. ⌘ Read more
Gray dropped by Scotland for finale against title-chasing France
Scotland head coach Gregor Townsend makes two changes to his line-up for Saturday's final Six Nations match away to France. ⌘ Read more
Stranded astronauts' return delayed after SpaceX launch postponed
Nasa's SpaceX mission will could try again on Thursday as part of the effort to retrieve Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore. ⌘ Read more
What to look out for from Tuchel's first England squad
Who will Thomas Tuchel pick in his first England squad? BBC Sport looks at his options with form and fitness key factors. ⌘ Read more
Keep kids off Roblox if you're worried, its CEO tells parents
The gaming platform is wildly popular, but has been rocked by allegations it exposes children to harmful content. ⌘ Read more
John Lewis profits jump but no staff bonus again
The retailer will not pay out a staff bonus for the third year in a row. ⌘ Read more
Could Starmer's regulation shake-up mean a 'bonfire of the quangos'?**
The PM will pledge to slash the costs of regulation with an "active government" in a speech later. ⌘ Read more
Naples residents camp outdoors after overnight quake
Many people in and around the Italian city spend the night on the streets and in their cars, fearing aftershocks. ⌘ Read more
John Lewis profits jump but no staff bonus again
The retailer will not pay out a staff bonus for the third year in a row. ⌘ Read more
Hamilton does not feel pressure to 'prove anything'
Before starting his Ferrari career at the season-opening Australian Grand Prix, Lewis Hamilton says he does not feel any pressure to prove himself. ⌘ Read more
John Lewis profits jump but no staff bonus again
The retailer will not pay out a staff bonus for the third year in a row. ⌘ Read more
Thousands of high-risk toxic sites unchecked due to lack of cash
BBC investigation finds nine out of ten high-risk contaminated areas have not been tested. ⌘ Read more
Keep kids off Roblox if you're worried, its CEO tells parents
The gaming platform is wildly popular, but has been rocked by allegations it exposes children to harmful content. ⌘ Read more
John Lewis profits jump but no staff bonus again
The retailer will not pay out a staff bonus for the third year in a row. ⌘ Read more
John Lewis profits jump but no staff bonus again
The retailer will not pay out a staff bonus for the third year in a row. ⌘ Read more
Queen sent letter of support to Gisèle Pelicot
The Queen was "tremendously affected" by the case, a palace aide told Newsweek. ⌘ Read more
John Lewis profits jump but no staff bonus again
The retailer will not pay out a staff bonus for the third year in a row. ⌘ Read more
John Lewis profits jump but no staff bonus again
The retailer will not pay out a staff bonus for the third year in a row. ⌘ Read more
John Lewis does not pay bonus despite profit jump
The retailer will not pay out a staff bonus for the third year in a row. ⌘ Read more
New law needed for Southport-type attacks, says terror watchdog
It says the government should create a new offence of preparing a non-terrorist mass casualty attack. ⌘ Read more
'He strangled me without asking' - experts fear choking in sex now normal for many
Experts say it is increasingly filtering into real life as a result of frequent depiction in porn. ⌘ Read more
Keep kids off Roblox if you're worried, its CEO tells parents
The gaming platform is wildly popular, but has been rocked by allegations it exposes children to harmful content. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: 'Benefits turmoil' and 'deal or no steel'
A backlash over proposed reform to the welfare system leads many papers, as does news of Trump's tariffs beginning. ⌘ Read more
Verstappen to Mercedes 'not on any radar' – Wolff
Mercedes F1 boss Toto Wolff says a pitch to sign Max Verstappen for 2026 is "not on any radar". ⌘ Read more
Act 'now or never' to hit 6,500 teachers target, report warns
A new report says teacher vacancy posts are at a record high as schools' recruitment problems persist. ⌘ Read more
'Roofers took my savings for job I didn't ask for'
Allan, from Hornsea, says there was nothing he could do when workers took on work he didn't need. ⌘ Read more
Could Starmer's regulation shake-up mean a 'bonfire of the quangos'?**
The PM will pledge to slash the costs of regulation with an "active government" in a speech later. ⌘ Read more
I can't justify my teenage shoplifting, says Stacey Dooley
Stacey Dooley speaks about the rise in shoplifting in her new BBC documentary. ⌘ Read more
Murdered girl's mum says dad would 'never harm' her
Simon Vickers was jailed for murdering his daughter, but her mother insists it was an accident. ⌘ Read more
New law needed for Southport-type attacks, says terror watchdog
It says the government should create a new offence of preparing a non-terrorist mass casualty attack. ⌘ Read more
'Criminal' lack of cash leaves nine in 10 high-risk toxic sites unchecked
BBC investigation finds nine out of ten high-risk contaminated areas have not been tested. ⌘ Read more
New endometriosis pill approved on NHS in England
It can be taken at home on a daily basis, but it is only patients for who have tried all other options. ⌘ Read more
Catholics mark Pope's 12th anniversary with prayers for his recovery
Pope Francis, who was elected on 13 March 2013, has been in hospital for the past month and has been improving in recent days. ⌘ Read more
Will PSG tie provide Champions League redemption for Emery?**
Aston Villa manager Unai Emery will get a shot at redemption for the lowest point of his stellar European career when he faces former club Paris St-Germain in the Champions League quarter-final. ⌘ Read more
SpaceX launch that aimed to get stranded astronauts home postponed
Nasa's SpaceX mission will could try again on Thursday as part of the effort to retrieve Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore. ⌘ Read more
SpaceX launch that aimed to get stranded astronauts home postponed
Nasa's SpaceX mission will potentially attempt another launch on Thursday as part of the effort to retrieve Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore. ⌘ Read more
'It's so unfortunate' - Why Alvarez's penalty was ruled out
Match of the Day pundits Stephen Warnock and Shay Given analyse Julian Alvarez's "unfortunate" double-touch penalty that was disallowed for Atletico Mardrid in their penalty shootout against Real Madrid as they crashed out of the Champions League. ⌘ Read more
'I've still got big part to play' - historic night for Sterling
Raheem Sterling believes he has "still got a big part to play" in Arsenal's chase for silverware this season after helping the club into the last eight of the Champions League where they will face Real Madrid. ⌘ Read more
'Do you feel guilty?' - Watch BBC reporter challenge smuggler as he follows lethal drugs trade
Quentin Sommerville gains access to a cartel's operation as the US grapples with hundreds of thousands of opioid deaths. ⌘ Read more
'I've still got big part to play' - historic night for Sterling
Raheem Sterling believes he has "still got a big part to play" in Arsenal's chase for silverware this season after helping the club into the last eight of the Champions League where they will face Real Madrid. ⌘ Read more
SpaceX launch that aimed to get stranded astronauts home postponed
It's possible SpaceX attempts another launch on Thursday, which would pave the way for the astronauts to return to earth. ⌘ Read more
US team headed to Moscow for Ukraine talks as Putin visits Kursk
The president said he can 'do things financially' that would be painful for Russia if the war continues. ⌘ Read more
Alvarez spot-kick ruled out for double touch
Atletico Madrid's Julian Alvarez has his penalty kick disallowed for a double touch on the ball as he slips over in the shootout against Real Madrid in the Champions League. ⌘ Read more
MPs scrap judge sign-off in assisted dying bill
Activists suggest replacing judges with a three-person panel featuring a senior legal figure. ⌘ Read more
Gallagher scores fastest ever Champions League goal by an Englishman
Midfielder Conor Gallagher puts Atletico Madrid 1-0 up against Real Madrid after just 27 seconds to level the tie on aggregate in the second leg of their Champions League last-16 tie. ⌘ Read more
Trump says US team headed to Moscow for Ukraine truce talks
The president said he can 'do things financially' that would be painful for Russia if the war continues. ⌘ Read more
Asensio scores again as Aston Villa reach quarter-finals
Watch highlights as Marco Asensio comes off the bench to grab his sixth and seventh goals in eight Aston Villa appearances to secure a 3-0 victory against Club Brugge and send the 1982 winners through to the quarter-finals of the Champions League. ⌘ Read more
Asensio fires Villa ahead against Club Brugge
Marco Asensio grabs his sixth goal in eight appearances for Aston Villa with a sharp finish to put the 1982 European Cup winners 1-0 up against Club Brugge in the second leg of their Champions League last-16 tie. ⌘ Read more
BBC reports from 'blistered and burnt' oil tanker in North Sea
While at least two million litres of jet fuel are in the water, there is some positive news. ⌘ Read more
Fire on tanker out after North Sea collision
The cargo ship Solong and the tanker Stena Immaculate collided off East Yorkshire on Monday. ⌘ Read more
EU hits back at tariffs and warns against trade war
For consumers, higher prices loom on supermarket shelves, but for businesses and industry the risks are higher. ⌘ Read more
UK revokes accreditation for two Russian diplomatic officials
It comes after two British officials were accused of spying and ordered to leave Russia on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Starmer says 'all options on table' on US tariffs
Canada and the EU have announced retaliatory tariffs but UK will take a "pragmatic" approach, the prime minister said. ⌘ Read more
Disability benefit cuts test loyalty of Labour MPs
Some are worried about the possibility of freezing payments for people with long-term conditions. ⌘ Read more
Starmer says 'all options on table' on US tariffs
Canada and the EU have announced retaliatory tariffs but UK will take a "pragmatic" approach, the prime minister said. ⌘ Read more
England's Marcus Smith returns as Freeman starts at centre
Marcus Smith returns to England's starting XV at full-back and Tommy Freeman moves to outside centre for the Six Nations finale against Wales. ⌘ Read more
Starmer says 'all options on table' on US tariffs
Canada and the EU have announced retaliatory tariffs but UK will take a "pragmatic" approach, the prime minister said. ⌘ Read more
Pakistan army says 300 hostages freed from train
More than 30 militants were killed in the operation, a military spokesperson says. ⌘ Read more
Pakistan army says 300 hostages freed from train
More than 30 militants were killed in the operation, a military spokesperson says. ⌘ Read more
From Mexico cartel safe house to US streets: BBC tracks deadly fentanyl targeted by Trump tariffs
One cartel member tells the BBC's Quentin Sommerville the impact of the illegal drug is "not my problem". ⌘ Read more
Pakistan army says 300 hostages freed from train
More than 30 militants were killed in the operation, a military spokesperson says. ⌘ Read more
Pakistan army says 300 hostages freed from train
More than 30 militants were killed in the operation, a military spokesperson says. ⌘ Read more
Pakistan army says 300 hostages freed from train
More than 30 militants were killed in the operation, a military spokesperson says. ⌘ Read more
Marine Nationale seals emotional Cheltenham triumph
Marine Nationale claims an emotional victory in the Queen Mother Champion Chase at the Cheltenham Festival. ⌘ Read more
Pakistan army says 300 hostages freed from train
More than 30 militants were killed in the operation, a military spokesperson says. ⌘ Read more
Pakistan army says 300 hostages freed from train
More than 30 militants were killed in the operation, a military spokesperson says. ⌘ Read more
Pakistan army says 300 hostages freed from train
More than 30 militants were killed in the operation, a military spokesperson says. ⌘ Read more
Pakistan army says 300 hostages freed from train
More than 30 militants were killed in the operation, a military spokesperson says. ⌘ Read more
Fire on tanker out after North Sea collision
The cargo ship Solong and the tanker Stena Immaculate collided off East Yorkshire on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Van Dijk has 'no idea' if he will stay at Liverpool
Liverpool captain Virgil van Dijk says he has "no idea" whether he will stay at Anfield beyond the current season. ⌘ Read more
'Underperforming' Man Utd can 'change Ratcliffe's mind'
Manchester United head coach Ruben Amorim says "underperforming" squad can change Sir Jim Ratcliffe's opinion. ⌘ Read more
Starmer says 'all options on table' on US tariffs
Canada and the EU have announced retaliatory tariffs but UK will take a "pragmatic" approach, the prime minister said. ⌘ Read more
Starmer says 'all options on table' on US tariffs
Canada and the EU have announced retaliatory tariffs but UK will take a "pragmatic" approach, the prime minister said. ⌘ Read more
'Underperforming' Man Utd can 'change Ratcliffe's mind'
Manchester United head coach Ruben Amorim says "underperforming" squad can change Sir Jim Ratcliffe's opinion. ⌘ Read more
Prince William to visit British troops in Estonia
He will learn more about how British troops are bolstering Nato's eastern flank, the palace said. ⌘ Read more
England's Marcus Smith returns as Freeman starts at centre
Marcus Smith returns to England's starting XV at full-back and Tommy Freeman moves to outside centre for their Six Nations finale in Wales. ⌘ Read more