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Now open: old-world glamour arrives at Perth’s finest beachside address
Old meets new at Kailis Hospitality Group’s most ambitious opening ever. Come for the ocean views; stay for French and steakhouse classics cooked with care. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
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WA News LIVE: Cook holds line on gas; Smartphones in schools
Only got a little time between commitments? We’ve collected the day’s headlines here for you to catch up in a flash. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
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Two people dead, third critically injured after NSW road crash
Two people have been killed in a single-vehicle car crash near Coffs Harbour in northern NSW. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
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Brisbane News Live: House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down; Residents fight Fortitude Valley plan
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Stranded Australians return home from New Caledonia
First evacuation flight brings stranded Australians home from New Caledonia. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Stranded Australians return home from New Caledonia
First evacuation flight brings stranded Australians home from New Caledonia. ⌘ Read more
Two people dead, third critically injured after NSW road crash
Two people have been killed in a single-vehicle car crash near Coffs Harbour in northern NSW. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down; Residents fight Fortitude Valley plan
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Stranded Australians return home from New Caledonia
First evacuation flight brings stranded Australians home from New Caledonia. ⌘ Read more
Thunderstorm ‘waves’ and jet streams: Why flights are getting bumpier
Severe turbulence has increased by 55 per cent on one of the world’s busiest flight paths. ⌘ Read more
Stranded Australians return home from New Caledonia
First evacuation flight brings stranded Australians home from New Caledonia. ⌘ Read more
Two people dead, third critically injured after NSW road crash
Two people have been killed in a single-vehicle car crash near Coffs Harbour in northern NSW. ⌘ Read more
Trump’s Aussie journo fixer has hopes for lad culture return
Geelong-born former National Inquirer editor Dylan Howard helped Donald Trump to the Oval Office and isn’t going to let a business setback stop him trying. ⌘ Read more
How can I stop my horoscope obsession?**
Quitting the future-predicting now augurs a happier tomorrow, says our Modern Guru. ⌘ Read more
Three things I love: Perth’s banh mi royalty share their day on a plate
Warning: after reading about a typical Saturday “food adventure” for Perth’s “banh mi king and queen” and their Mini-Me, your cravings will be uncontrollable. ⌘ Read more
Anger, revenge, domestic violence: Why do fathers kill their children?**
The Lismore father suspected of killing himself and his two-year-old son has left a community bereft. Many are asking what is behind such a heinous act. ⌘ Read more
I don’t let my Perth students have phones at school. It’s time others followed
While our premier has joined other states’ calls for an enforced age limit on social media – a welcomed announcement – there is no doubt society has left it quite late. ⌘ Read more
Writer Marian Keyes on pushing through depression’s ‘numb bubble’**
One of Ireland’s most successful authors talks candidly about overcoming mental health challenges, giving writing “a go” – and her definition of success. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Wednesday, May 22
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
AFLW players help raise money for Starlight
AFLW players are among those raising money for Starlight Children's Foundation. ⌘ Read more
Family want answers as to why killer father is being released
The family of a woman who died from a brain injury years after being thrown to the ground by her father as a toddler want to know why he is being released. ⌘ Read more
Our guardians in the north
And eating crow in the south. ⌘ Read more
Woman’s life saved twice by kidney transplant
A woman has received two kidney transplants, both from members of her family. ⌘ Read more
Passenger dies as Singapore Airline flight hits 'severe turbulence'
A passenger has died after a flight from the United Kingdom to Singapore was hit by "severe turbulence". ⌘ Read more
House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down global rankings
But a new city index says Brisbane “excels” on life expectancy and rates highly for economics, quality of life and human capital. ⌘ Read more
Residents say 16-storey tower bid breaches faith with Valley plan
A controversial development proposal has been taken to City Hall, where residents told Lord Mayor Adrian Schrinner to honour height limits in Fortitude Valley. ⌘ Read more
In defence of jet-setting politicians doing their job
Ask most Queensland MPs if they’d rather be home with their family or schmoozing abroad and nine times out of 10, you can bet the family would win. ⌘ Read more
Stroll, shop and eat at Brisbane’s best night markets
Night-market season has returned for 2024, with plenty of shopping, snacking and entertainment to warm body and soul throughout the winter months. ⌘ Read more
A father’s violence cut his daughter’s life short. He will walk free after 5½ years in jail
When Teagen Ferguson was just a toddler, her father inflicted on her such catastrophic injuries that she eventually died at 18 years old. ⌘ Read more
Do we believe in a justice system only when it suits us?**
Readers react to the ICC prosecutor’s claims against Benjamin Netanyahu and debate the Melbourne protests. ⌘ Read more
Port Adelaide's Josh Carr believes its last gasp victory over Hawthorn isn’t masking issues
Port Adelaide assistant coach Josh Carr believes the Power's last gasp victory over Hawthorn isn't masking bigger issues. ⌘ Read more
Footage of alleged Adelaide crime spree captured on camera
Two men have been charged after a string of offences across Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Historic headstones destroyed by vandals at cemetery
Historic headstones dating back a century have been destroyed by vandals who smashed up a cemetery in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Supermarket comes under fire at a parliamentary inquiry
Woolworths came under fire at a parliamentary inquiry as it defended accusations of price gouging. ⌘ Read more
Man charged over alleged murder was released from immigration detention
A man charged over an alleged murder in a Brisbane park had been released from immigration detention weeks earlier. ⌘ Read more
Leaked emails reveal extent of ambulance ramping in Queensland
Leaked emails have revealed the extent of an ambulance ramping crisis at a Queensland hospital. ⌘ Read more
Bid to block sensitive evidence from Wieambilla shooting inquest
Queensland police are trying to block sensitive evidence from the Wieambilla shooting inquest, a prehearing has heard. ⌘ Read more
Missing camper’s wife speaks at Greg Lynn’s murder trial
The wife of missing camper Russell Hill said she thought his affair with fellow camper was over until the couple disappeared. ⌘ Read more
Melbourne grandmother takes legal action after tram injuries
A Melbourne grandmother has launched legal action against Yarra Trams after she was injured while onboard a tram in 2021. ⌘ Read more
$500k reward to help solve pregnant mum's 1998 murder
Police have offered a $500,000 reward to help solve the mystery of a pregnant mother's murder in 1998. ⌘ Read more
Trial to test if medical cannabis affects driving
A government-funded trial in Victoria will test if medicinal cannabis impacts driving. ⌘ Read more
Former North Melbourne star Tarryn Thomas charged with harassment
Former North Melbourne star Tarryn Thomas has been charged with harassment. ⌘ Read more
Woman slashed on the arm in St Kilda
A woman was slashed in the arm in what seems to be a random knife attack in the Melbourne suburb of St Kilda. ⌘ Read more
Australians growing more concerned about cost of living
A new report shows Australians are feeling more concerned about the cost of living and inflation, despite the federal budget being well-received. ⌘ Read more
Young golfer fights for right to compete
A young golf lover is putting up a fight to play at her local club after a new rule barred her from competing. ⌘ Read more
Link found between anxiety and Alzheimer’s, study finds
People suffering from anxiety disorders could be more likely to develop Alzheimer's disease, an Australian study has claimed. ⌘ Read more
A new study links fluoride with cognitive issues. Should we be worried?**
Many studies have linked higher levels of fluoride to lower IQ in children, but not all studies are equal ⌘ Read more
Driver trapped after truck crashes into Sydney house
Emergency services are working to free the driver of a truck that crashed into a house at Bexley in Sydney's south. ⌘ Read more
Telstra to axe up to 2,800 jobs in organisational change
Telstra will cut almost 3,000 roles from its workforce in an organisational change that will see it 'reset' its enterprise business. ⌘ Read more
Energy market operator warns of blackouts as renewable projects delayed
The country's energy market operator has warned of future power blackouts across the state thanks to major delays the delivery of transmission lines and renewable projects. ⌘ Read more
ANZ banking app users experiencing difficulties
ANZ customers have reported issues with the bank's app and internet banking. ⌘ Read more
Vivid Sydney ready to light up the city
Vivid Sydney is starting this week, with stunning light installations and vibrant experiences available to Sydneysiders and tourists. ⌘ Read more
Nova Peris quits republican movement over Gaza split with co-chair Craig Foster
The Olympic champion and former Labor senator says it is untenable to continue to work with Foster after what she described as his “inaccurate and divisive” comments against Israel. ⌘ Read more
Burglaries, stealing, drug taking, but former immigration detainee is released again
Kimbengere Gosoge is the first immigration detainee to be sentenced for breaching the conditions of his release from detention last year. ⌘ Read more
Dutton shows woeful lack of empathy for our veterans
Fulminating over the Albanese government’s increase in the number of public service employees, many of whom were employed to address the backlog of veterans’ claims left in limbo by the Morrison government, Dutton shows a woeful lack of empathy for those who have served and sacrificed much for this country and deserve the respect of each and every one of us. ⌘ Read more
Brothers jailed over ‘cowardly’ stabbing death
One of the pair was sentenced to life in prison over the death of a 27-year-old father in the heart of Surfers Paradise. ⌘ Read more
Australia news as it happened: Telstra to cut up to 2800 jobs; ICC seeks arrest warrants for Israeli and Hamas leaders
Telco giant Telstra is facing widespread scrutiny from unions, employees and customers after CEO Vicki Brady announced plans to cull up to 9 per cent of its workforce. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Tuesday, May 21
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Camper’s widow tells murder trial of affair ultimatum, a husband’s vow and radio silence
Russell Hill’s wife packed a bag for her husband’s camping trip and never saw him again. She has told a jury about their marriage, his affair and the silence that led her to call in police. ⌘ Read more
Vivid Sydney ready to light up the city
Vivid Sydney is starting this week, with stunning light installations and vibrant experiences available to Sydneysiders and tourists. ⌘ Read more
Camper’s widow tells murder trial of affair ultimatum, a husband’s vow and radio silence
Russell Hill’s wife packed a bag for her husband’s camping trip and never saw him again. She has told a jury about their marriage, his affair and the silence that led her to call in police. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Telstra to cut up to 2800 jobs; ICC seeks arrest warrants for Israeli and Hamas leaders
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld voters turn away from Labor; $126k ministerial trip
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Driver trapped after truck crashes into Sydney house
Emergency services are working to free the driver of a truck that crashed into a house at Bexley in Sydney's south. ⌘ Read more
ANZ banking app users experiencing difficulties
ANZ customers have reported issues with the bank's app and internet banking. ⌘ Read more
Energy market operator warns of blackouts as renewable projects delayed
The country's energy market operator has warned of future power blackouts across the state thanks to major delays the delivery of transmission lines and renewable projects. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld voters turn away from Labor; $126k ministerial trip
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Telstra to axe up to 2,800 jobs in organisational change
Telstra will cut almost 3,000 roles from its workforce in an organisational change that will see it 'reset' its enterprise business. ⌘ Read more
The red flags that triggered an AVO against suspected murder-suicide killer
The man suspected of killing himself and his two-year-old son had fronted a court three months ago over his controlling and coercive behaviour. ⌘ Read more
Camper’s widow tells murder trial of affair ultimatum, a husband’s vow and radio silence
Russell Hill’s wife packed a bag for her husband’s camping trip and never saw him again. She has told a jury about their marriage, his affair and the silence that led her to call in police. ⌘ Read more
Labor’s backing for gas growth ‘not like the Coalition’: King
The federal government has doubled down on its support for increased gas production, with Resources Minister Madeleine King labelling calls for no large new gas projects “useless”. ⌘ Read more
‘It appears we’re heading to trial’: Reynolds, Higgins, Sharaz fail to reach peace deal
WA Liberal Senator Linda Reynolds is at the Supreme Court in Perth as Brittany Higgins and her partner David Sharaz are expected to beam in from France for mediation in their defamation row. ⌘ Read more
Nova Peris quits republican movement over Gaza split with co-chair Craig Foster
The Olympic champion and former Labor senator says it is untenable to continue to work with Foster over what she described as his “inaccurate and divisive” comments against Israel. ⌘ Read more
‘It appears we’re heading to trial’: Reynolds, Higgins, Sharaz fail to reach peace deal
WA Liberal Senator Linda Reynolds is at the Supreme Court in Perth as Brittany Higgins and her partner David Sharaz are expected to beam in from France for mediation in their defamation row. ⌘ Read more
Police double reward in hunt for killer of pregnant Brisbane mum
Elizabeth “Liz” Henry was 30 years old, and four months’ pregnant with her seventh child, when her naked body was found. ⌘ Read more
Bugger! Now Kylie’s closing. I’m fed up, but who can blame her?**
The hospitality industry is in its direst predicament for decades and even the most successful restaurants have tighter margins now. ⌘ Read more
Police seek delay in investigation into William Tyrrell’s foster mother
Last year, police recommended charges against William Tyrrell’s foster mother to the director of public prosecutions. On Tuesday they asked that prosecutors pause their review of the evidence. ⌘ Read more
‘I’m an old bloke, I was excited’: Ex-cop says sex with teen inside police station was consensual
A week after allegedly raping the 19-year-old while investigating her complaint, Glen Coleman messaged: “The final offer. $700 for two hours. Either way, this will be the end”. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s time they admit they got it wrong’: Reynolds fronts court ahead of second round of peace talks
WA Liberal Senator Linda Reynolds is at the Supreme Court in Perth as Brittany Higgins and her partner David Sharaz are expected to beam in from France for mediation in their defamation row. ⌘ Read more
‘Mummy, no’: Charlise’s alleged killer claims he heard girl scream
A jury has listened to prison calls between Justin Stein and his mother after he was charged with murdering his partner’s nine-year-old daughter. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld voters turn away from Labor; $126k ministerial trip
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
We’ll remember you: Australian singer Frank Ifield
Ifield’s The Wayward Wind (That I Love You) kept the Beatles’ Please Please Me out of number one. ⌘ Read more
Missing campers murder trial loses juror to illness
The trial of former airline pilot Gregory Lynn over the alleged murders of Russell Hill and Carol Clay will press on after a juror was excused during the second week of evidence. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Telstra to cut up to 2800 jobs; ICC seeks arrest warrants for Israeli and Hamas leaders
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Flook shot: Red’s body on line for Wallabies, Super Rugby charge
Josh Flook has backed himself to play through the pain as a Wallabies jersey beckons and the Queensland Reds plot a road-trip to the Super Rugby Pacific title. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Telstra to cut up to 2800 jobs; ICC seeks arrest warrants for Israeli and Hamas leaders
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Telstra to cut up to 2800 jobs; ICC seeks arrest warrants for Israeli and Hamas leaders
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s time they admit they got it wrong’: Reynolds fronts court ahead of second round of peace talks
WA Liberal Senator Linda Reynolds is at the Supreme Court in Perth as Brittany Higgins and her partner David Sharaz are expected to beam in from France for mediation in their defamation row. ⌘ Read more