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Norris beats Verstappen in dramatic Australia opener
Lando Norris masters treacherous, changing conditions in a dramatic, incident-packed race to beat Max Verstappen and win the Australian Grand Prix. ⌘ Read more
NHS England chair warns the buck now stops with ministers
Will the abolition of NHS England work? Senior NHS England leader Richard Meddings has given the first response from the organisation itself ⌘ Read more
US launches wave of air strikes on Yemen's Houthis
The US president cites the armed group's recent attacks in the Red Sea as justification. ⌘ Read more
At least 34 dead as tornadoes tear through southern US
The unpredictable storms have hit Missouri, Texas and Oklahoma, whipping up fires and overturning trucks. ⌘ Read more
SpaceX rocket docks as astronauts prepare return after nine months
The pair are due to begin their long delayed journey back to Earth two days after the new crew arrive. ⌘ Read more
Draper stuns Alcaraz in dramatic Indian Wells semi-final
Britain's Jack Draper is helped by a controversial video call in his favour to earn a coming-of-age win over four-time major champion Carlos Alcaraz. ⌘ Read more
At least 34 dead as tornadoes tear through southern US
The unpredictable storms have hit Missouri, Texas and Oklahoma, whipping up fires and overturning trucks. ⌘ Read more
US launches wave of air strikes on Yemen's Houthis
The US president cites the armed group's recent attacks in the Red Sea as justification. ⌘ Read more
US launches wave of air strikes on Yemen's Houthis
The US president cites the armed group's recent attacks in the Red Sea as justification. ⌘ Read more
At least 31 dead as tornadoes tear through southern US
The unpredictable storms have hit Missouri, Texas and Oklahoma, whipping up fires and overturning trucks. ⌘ Read more
Plan to freeze PIP disability benefits may be dropped
Many usually loyal Labour MPs had voiced strong opposition to the idea, with the government expected to make billions in welfare cuts. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: Benefits 'backtrack' and smacking 'could be criminal'
A mix of stories make up the front of the Sunday papers. ⌘ Read more
Draper stuns Alcaraz to reach Indian Wells final
Britain's Jack Draper is helped by a controversial video call in his favour to earn a coming-of-age win over four-time major champion Carlos Alcaraz. ⌘ Read more
Creativity or cultural invasion? A fashion show sparks a row in Kashmir
A fashion show in a snowy town has sparked a controversy in Indian-administered Kashmir. ⌘ Read more
The untold story of the battle that helped end WW2 in Europe
Some of the men who were there look back nearly 80 years to the largest single airborne operation. ⌘ Read more
'I feel sick at the prospect of welfare cuts'
People on long-term sickness and disability benefits have told the BBC they fear how cuts will affect them. ⌘ Read more
'I was duped into leaving London for school in Ghana - but it saved me'
Going to school in Ghana was like prison for Londoner Mark Wilberforce, but he feels it kept him from jail. ⌘ Read more
How our noisy world is seriously damaging our health
The BBC's James Gallagher investigates the invisible killer all around us. ⌘ Read more
US launches wave of air strikes on Yemen's Houthis
The US president cites the armed group's recent attacks in the Red Sea as justification. ⌘ Read more
Watch Football Focus
Kelly Somers looks ahead to the weekend’s football, which includes Arsenal v Chelsea. ⌘ Read more
Serbia's largest-ever rally sees 325,000 protest government
The collapse of a station canopy that killed 15 people has galvanised anger towards the government. ⌘ Read more
US rejects 'impractical' Hamas demands as Gaza truce hangs in balance
A Palestinian official tells the BBC that Israel and Hamas disagreed over a proposal to extend the fragile ceasefire. ⌘ Read more
Ten-try England rout Wales but title bid falls short
England run in 10 tries to destroy woeful Wales in Cardiff, but see their hopes of Six Nations glory vanish as France beat Scotland to win the title. ⌘ Read more
France overpower Scotland to win Six Nations title
France secured the Six Nations championship with a flourish - and quashed England's hopes - by ultimately overpowering a dogged Scotland in Paris. ⌘ Read more
US launches wave of air strikes on Yemen's Houthis
The US president cites the armed group's recent attacks in the Red Sea as justification. ⌘ Read more
Plan to freeze PIP disability benefits may be dropped
The eligibility criteria will be tightened but scrapping the freeze could avoid a damaging Commons vote. ⌘ Read more
Divers assessing crack found in the hull of new £149m ferry
The multi-million pound ferry, which only began operating in January, was taken out of service on Friday. ⌘ Read more
US launches wave of air strikes on Yemen's Houthis
US President Donald Trump cited the armed group's recent attacks in the Red Sea as justification. ⌘ Read more
William and Kate cheer on rival teams at Six Nations clash
The Prince and Princess of Wales are in the Principality Stadium to watch England crush Wales. ⌘ Read more
US launches wave of air strikes on Yemen's Houthis
US President Donald Trump cited the armed group's recent attacks in the Red Sea as justification. ⌘ Read more
William and Kate cheer on rival teams at Six Nations clash
The Prince and Princess of Wales are in the Principality Stadium to watch England crush Wales. ⌘ Read more
US launches wave of air strikes on Yemen's Houthis
US President Donald Trump cited the armed group's recent attacks in the Red Sea as justification. ⌘ Read more
William and Kate cheer on rival teams at Six Nations clash
The Prince and Princess of Wales will visit the Principality Stadium to resume their rugby rivalry. ⌘ Read more
England rout Wales to keep title dream alive
England run in 10 tries to destroy woeful Wales in Cardiff and keep alive their dreams of snatching a first Six Nations title since 2020. ⌘ Read more
Tens of thousands attend anti-government protest in Serbia
The collapse of a station canopy that killed 15 people has galvanised anger towards the government. ⌘ Read more
Ireland's title hopes end despite bonus-point win in Italy
Ireland's reign as Six Nations champions ends despite a bonus-point win over Italy as England hammer Wales. ⌘ Read more
Captain Itoje scores early opening England try
Watch England captain Maro Itoje score an early try against Wales in the Six Nations. ⌘ Read more
Military planning for Ukraine peace to begin, says Starmer
Military chiefs in will meet Thursday to discuss practical plans to ensure Ukraine's security. ⌘ Read more
Angel of North gets Newcastle shirt ahead of final
NUFC fans are hopeful as more than 32,000 head to London for the Carabao Cup final. ⌘ Read more
Aid workers killed in Israeli air strike in Gaza, charity tells BBC
The Israeli military says it was targeting terrorists who "posed a threat to Israeli troops". ⌘ Read more
Aid workers killed in Israeli air strike in Gaza, charity tells BBC
The Israeli military says it was targeting terrorists who "posed a threat to Israeli troops". ⌘ Read more
Aid workers killed in Israeli air strike in Gaza, charity tells BBC
The Israeli military says it was targeting terrorists who "posed a threat to Israeli troops". ⌘ Read more
Ten dead in Missouri as tornadoes sweep through southern US
The unpredictable storms have hit Missouri, Texas and Oklahoma, whipping up fires and overturning trucks. ⌘ Read more
Netflix's $320m sci-fi blockbuster is 'soulless', 'dumb' and a hit
The Electric State, starring Millie Bobby Brown, has had scathing reviews - but Netflix won't mind. ⌘ Read more
Aid workers killed in Israeli air strike in Gaza, charity tells BBC
The Israeli military says it was targeting terrorists who "posed a threat to Israeli troops". ⌘ Read more
Chelsea edge past Man City to win League Cup
Chelsea edge past Manchester City in the Women's League Cup final to win their first trophy under Sonia Bompastor and keep their bid for a historic quadruple alive. ⌘ Read more
South African ambassador 'no longer welcome' in US, Rubio says
The US Secretary of State called the ambassador a "race-baiting politician who hates America". ⌘ Read more
Chelsea back ahead after Hasegawa own goal
Mayra Ramirez's low cross bobbles up and Yui Hasegawa unfortunately flicks it into the far corner of her own net to give Chelsea the lead against Manchester City in the Women's League Cup final. ⌘ Read more
Murder charges after mum shot dead at block of flats
Joanne Penney, 40, was described by her family as "deeply loved by all who knew her". ⌘ Read more
South African ambassador 'no longer welcome' in US, Rubio says
The US Secretary of State called the ambassador a "race-baiting politician who hates America". ⌘ Read more
Could Starmer be in for a benefits rebellion as tribes clash in his own party?**
Labour may have ditched its factional in-fighting - but deep welfare cuts could reignite tensions. ⌘ Read more
Southport victim's father says support for playground tribute has been amazing
Sergio Aguiar is running the London Marathon to fundraise for a new playground at the school his daughter attended. ⌘ Read more
'Do you have communist links?' US sends 36 questions to UN aid groups
UN groups fear the move is a sign the US is planning to abandon humanitarian work. ⌘ Read more
Abuse would lead me to walk away from Man Utd - Ratcliffe
Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he would walk away if he gets "abused" by fans in the same way the Glazer family have. ⌘ Read more
Four charged with murder after mum is shot dead at block of flats
Joanne Penney, 40, was described by her family as "deeply loved by all who knew her". ⌘ Read more
North Sea collision ship captain appears in court
Vladimir Motin, 59, is remanded in custody to appear in court in London on 14 April. ⌘ Read more
North Sea collision ship captain appears in court
Vladimir Motin, 59, is remanded in custody to appear in court in London on 14 April. ⌘ Read more
North Sea collision ship captain appears in court
Vladimir Motin, 59, is remanded in custody to appear in court in London on 14 April. ⌘ Read more
Four charged with murder after mum is shot dead at block of flats
Joanne Penney, 40, was described by her family as "deeply loved by all who knew her". ⌘ Read more
Four charged with murder after mum is shot dead at block of flats
Joanne Penney died after being shot dead at a block of flats in Talbot Green on Sunday evening. ⌘ Read more
'Too scared to open my front door - housesholders' fears as rat infestation reports rise
Cardiff council's pest control service saw a 10% increase in call-outs to rat infestations last year. ⌘ Read more
'For holding a wombat, thousands threatened my life'
Sam Jones says she was trying to get the wombat safely off the road, and the video was not staged for social media. ⌘ Read more
Islamic State leader in Iraq and Syria killed, US says
Abdallah Makki Muslih al-Rifa was head of IS's most senior decision-making body, the US Central Command said. ⌘ Read more
'For holding a wombat, thousands threatened my life'
Sam Jones says she was trying to get the wombat safely off the road, and the video was not staged for social media. ⌘ Read more
William and Kate warm up for rugby rivalry clash
The Prince and Princess of Wales will visit the Principality Stadium to resume their rugby rivalry. ⌘ Read more
Norris takes Melbourne pole with Hamilton eighth
Lando Norris secures pole position for the Australian Grand Prix, while Lewis Hamilton is eighth on his Ferrari debut. ⌘ Read more
Norris takes Melbourne pole with Hamilton eighth
Lando Norris secures pole position for the Australian Grand Prix, while Lewis Hamilton is eighth on his Ferrari debut. ⌘ Read more
Islamic State leader in Iraq and Syria killed, US says
Abdallah Makki Muslih al-Rifa was head of IS's most senior decision-making body, the US Central Command said. ⌘ Read more
Ovens and bone fragments - BBC visits Mexican cartel 'extermination' site
The BBC's Will Grant visits the site believed to have been used by drug cartels to dispose of victims' remains. ⌘ Read more
The Papers: 'Benefit cut for 1m' and 'Putin must not play games'
A mix of stories make up the front of Saturday's papers, with a focus on government spending cuts and the war in Ukraine. ⌘ Read more
Boys growing up without dads are in crisis, report says
Fatherlessness is impacting on boys' mental health, education and future prospects, a report finds. ⌘ Read more
It's not a competition! The collaborative video game genre loved by players
Josef Fares has found big success with co-operative two player games. Why are more doing the same? ⌘ Read more
As if! Cult 90s film Clueless gets musical makeover
The 1995 teen film has been brought to the stage in London's West End, with music by KT Tunstall. ⌘ Read more
Will scrapping NHS England help improve patient safety?**
The decision to scrap the organisation could offer a new chance to examine how patients are dealt with. ⌘ Read more
'You can't make a deal with Russia': Do Ukrainians believe in a ceasefire?**
The BBC asks people in Kyiv whether a ceasefire deal could be a step towards ending war with Russia. ⌘ Read more
SpaceX rocket launches as Butch and Suni prepare return
The pair are due to begin their long delayed journey back to Earth two days after the new crew arrive. ⌘ Read more
Plea for man suspected of student's murder to return to UK
Farouk Abdulhak fled to Yemen within hours of Martine Vik Magnussen's death in 2008. ⌘ Read more
US had productive talks with Putin over Ukraine war, Trump says
But Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky accuses Russia of dragging out ceasefire talks so it can continue the war. ⌘ Read more
I have to earn right to sing national anthem - Tuchel
England boss Thomas Tuchel says he must "earn the right" to sing the country's national anthem. ⌘ Read more
Arteta expected Chelsea to be title 'contenders'
Arsenal boss Mikel Arteta says he expected Chelsea to be "contenders" to win the Premier League this season. ⌘ Read more
US had productive talks with Putin over Ukraine war, Trump says
But Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky accuses Russia of dragging out ceasefire talks so it can continue the war. ⌘ Read more
How Britain's former top banker became Canada's prime minister
The former banker may not have been elected to office before, but his experience managing global economic crises will help. ⌘ Read more
'Tortured and terrified' - BBC witnesses the battle for Khartoum
Residents allege terror and rape by retreating RSF fighters as the army makes gains in the capital. ⌘ Read more
Ship captain charged over North Sea collision
The Solong cargo ship and Stena Immaculate tanker collided off the East Yorkshire coast on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Ship captain charged over North Sea collision
The Solong cargo ship and Stena Immaculate tanker collided off the East Yorkshire coast on Monday. ⌘ Read more
'For holding a wombat, thousands threatened my life'
Sam Jones says she was trying to get the wombat safely off the road, and the video was not staged for social media. ⌘ Read more
Ship captain charged over North Sea collision
The Solong cargo ship and Stena Immaculate tanker collided off the East Yorkshire coast on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Ship captain charged over North Sea collision
The Solong cargo ship and Stena Immaculate tanker collided off the East Yorkshire coast on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Ship captain charged over North Sea collision
The Solong cargo ship and Stena Immaculate tanker collided off the East Yorkshire coast on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Ship captain charged over North Sea collision
The Solong cargo ship and Stena Immaculate tanker collided off the East Yorkshire coast on Monday. ⌘ Read more
Kidnappers locked up for ambushing Israeli record producer at Welsh cottage
Itay Kashti's kidnappers were motivated by "political and religious reasons," a court hears. ⌘ Read more
Asylum seekers housed 'unlawfully' at air base
Three men took the government to court over what they described as "prison-like" conditions. ⌘ Read more
Does cutting benefits work?**
The government is to set out details of how it will save billions of pounds from the working welfare bill. ⌘ Read more
Tributes to British man killed in Nairobi motorcade crash
Edgar Riches, 79, was thought to have been struck by a car in a presidential motorcade in Nairobi ⌘ Read more
BBC presenters settle sex and age discrimination dispute
The quartet claimed they lost their roles on the BBC News Channel following a "rigged" recruitment. ⌘ Read more
BBC presenters settle sex and age discrimination dispute
The quartet claimed they lost their roles on the BBC News Channel following a "rigged" recruitment. ⌘ Read more
'A ridiculously long wait - but trophy win would change everything'
Ex-Newcastle captain and boyhood Magpies fan Alan Shearer tells BBC Sport what ending their 56-year wait for a major trophy would mean. ⌘ Read more
British man killed by president's convoy in Kenya hit-and-run
The car did not stop after hitting Edgar Charles Frederick, 79, on a road in the capital, Nairobi. ⌘ Read more
Inothewayurthinkin wins Cheltenham Gold Cup
Inothewayurthinkin wins the Cheltenham Gold Cup as Galopin Des Champs is denied a historic hat-trick. ⌘ Read more
Asylum seekers housed 'unlawfully' at air base
Three men took the government to court over what they described as "prison-like" conditions. ⌘ Read more