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Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
‘Like a truck hitting the house’: 3.9 magnitude earthquake hits Goulburn
Goulburn and surrounds have been rocked by a 3.9 magnitude earthquake early Thursday morning. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
CCTV released after Melbourne shooting
New CCTV has been released after a shooting in Altona North, Melbourne, last year. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: SEQ mayors demand new state deal; Brisbane tunnel plans stay secret
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Third biggest prize ever offered by an Australian lottery up for grabs tonight
Up to half of adult Australians expected to buy a ticket for tonight's $150 million Powerball draw. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Dutton to name nuclear sites within weeks; Ozempic replicas to be banned in four months
Ozempic replicas will be banned in four months, Peter Dutton will reveal locations for nuclear sites and young people have been cutting back on essentials. ⌘ Read more
Queensland police arrest alleged domestic violence offenders in state-wide operation
Domestic and family violence crackdown in Queensland leads to the arrest of multiple people. ⌘ Read more
Getting family violence victims out of motels key to suicide prevention, premier told
Expanding crisis shelters is cheaper and safer than housing women in motels, Victoria’s leading 24/7 family violence response provider says. ⌘ Read more
A smoother bus ride is on the way to one of Sydney’s busiest CBDs
Construction on a new hub for 165 electric buses in Sydney’s north is due to start early next year. ⌘ Read more
Stepmother jailed for bashing six-year-old WA girl over the head with cricket ball stuffed in a sock
A Perth woman has been jailed for 18 months after violently beating her six-year-old stepdaughter, leaving horrific bruises. ⌘ Read more
‘My default position is melancholy; Alice’s isn’t’: You Am I’s frontman on love
After two failed attempts at a relationship, musician Tim Rogers and choreographer Alice Topp have made a home among kangaroos in rural Victoria. ⌘ Read more
How a spicy midlife crisis launched The Unsatisfactory Spouses Club
When marriage trouble hit a group of Melbourne friends, they sought solace in each other. ⌘ Read more
Do you hate maths? Don’t tell your kids, WA teachers warn
How can parents do their best to encourage children to enjoy maths, especially if the subject was never one they loved? ⌘ Read more
Free coffee perk now a cost-of-living casualty at the Guardian
It was supposed to be an incentive to encourage staff at the publication back into the office after the pandemic, but things had got out of hand. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Thursday, May 23
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Police respond to suspicious death on suburban Sydney street
Police have made an arrest after a man died at a unit complex in Sydney’s south-west on Wednesday evening. ⌘ Read more
The sock hop gets some European flair
While selected suburbs reach dizzy new heights. ⌘ Read more
Alleged criminals advertising counterfeit cash on social media
A new trend has emerged of alleged criminals advertising counterfeit cash on social media. ⌘ Read more
Facebook Marketplace scammers target WA residents
Facebook Marketplace scammers are demanding deposits for goods that don't exist before sending Western Australians to random addresses. ⌘ Read more
Bus driver stood down after boy dragged 300 metres
A bus driver has been stood down after a 12-year-old boy was dragged 300 metres in Perth. ⌘ Read more
Football club pays tribute to SA Police commissioner’s son killed in crash
The football clubs of two young men, including the son of South Australia’s police commissioner, have paid tribute to the pair. ⌘ Read more
Broken promises and delayed projects the reason for Allan’s poll slump
Readers discuss reasons the Allan government is losing support according to the results of this week’s Resolve Political Monitor survey of 1105 eligible Victorian voters. ⌘ Read more
SEQ mayors unite to demand new state deal to pay for population growth
Premier Steven Miles wants migration cut to help his government respond to growth pressures. South-east mayors want more infrastructure funding. ⌘ Read more
Labor refuses to release new Brisbane tunnel plan
Details of the underground tollway from Kedron to Carseldine remain shrouded in secrecy, despite LNP support in both parliament and City Hall. ⌘ Read more
Small Brisbane venues are struggling. Is it time for a rescue mission?**
Less than a week after discovering my new favourite bar, I was surprised to read its desperate plea for help. “Basically, it was do or die.” ⌘ Read more
Crows star to make amends after loss
Crows star Josh Rachele will make amends in a game against the Eagles after last week’s loss. ⌘ Read more
New plan to tackle body image issues in sports
A new program is aimed at tackling issues around body image in sporting clubs. ⌘ Read more
SA premier asks oil company to clear vacant land for housing
The South Australian premier has asked a global oil company to clear vacant land to make way for new homes. ⌘ Read more
Assumption College school bus driver dies in crash north of Melbourne
Passers-by used a ladder to help pull frightened children out of the school bus after it ran off the road near Kilmore. ⌘ Read more
If you win $150 million, odds are you’ll have big decisions to make. Here’s what to do
The chances of you taking home the jackpot are extremely slim, but if you do, experts say there are ways to deal with all that cash and your emotions. ⌘ Read more
Thousands of Australians want a place at a top US university. Here’s how Rizina got hers
Australian students vying for entry to elite US and UK universities are beginning their college preparations from as young as 12. ⌘ Read more
Man’s heartbreak after released detainee allegedly killed brother
A family is heartbroken to learn their loved one’s alleged killer had been released from immigration detention. ⌘ Read more
Pilot repainted 4WD after alleged murder of campers
Greg Lynn's 4WD was painted a different colour when police attended his home months after he allegedly murdered two campers, a jury has been told. ⌘ Read more
Dirt bike riders 'baiting' police and terrorising locals in Victoria
Dirt bike riders are “baiting” police and terrorising locals in one Victorian suburb ⌘ Read more
Alleged criminals advertising counterfeit cash on social media
A new trend has emerged of alleged criminals advertising counterfeit cash on social media. ⌘ Read more
Albanese backs Salvation Army fundraising efforts
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has joined the Salvation Army's efforts to raise funds for Australians doing it tough. ⌘ Read more
Disqualified driver jailed over hit-run crash
A disqualified driver has been jailed over a hit-run crash that left a woman with life-changing injuries in South Australia. ⌘ Read more
Bird flu detected on Victorian egg farm
Bird flu has been detected on a Victorian egg farm after a number of poultry deaths. ⌘ Read more
Investigation launched into man’s death while waiting for ambulance
An investigation has been launched into a man’s death while he was waiting for an ambulance in Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Queensland premier welcomes cuts to migrant intake to ease housing crisis
Queensland Premier Steven Miles has welcomed cuts to Australia’s migrant intake to take pressure off the housing crisis. ⌘ Read more
Rescuer tells of pulling children from crashed Assumption College bus
Passersby used to ladder to help pull frightened children out of the school bus after it ran off the road near Kilmore. ⌘ Read more
School bus crashes into tree north of Melbourne
A school bus has veered off a road and crashed into a tree north of Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Nuclear power deemed ‘slower’ than renewables by CSIRO
The CSIRO has deemed nuclear power "slower" and "more expensive" than renewables as debate rages over the future of energy in Australia. ⌘ Read more
Latham went 'as low as possible' with anti-gay comments, court hears
Mark Latham's defence of a homophobic, explicit tweet angered fellow MP Alex Greenwich and made his stomach churn, a court has been told. ⌘ Read more
Singapore flight passengers land in Sydney after severe turbulence killed one, injured others
Passengers who were on a Singapore Airlines flight that suffered severe turbulence mid-air have landed in Sydney one person died and dozens more were injured. ⌘ Read more
Alleged murderer changed colour of his 4WD after deaths, court hears
Gregory Lynn was also snapped by a traffic camera at the same time as missing camper Russell Hill’s phone was traced to the same stretch of remote road, the Supreme Court was told. ⌘ Read more
Police to get sweeping search powers under new WA anti-knife legislation
WA Police will be given sweeping powers to search people for knifes in public under legislation modelled on Queensland’s “Jack’s Law”. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Wednesday, May 22
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
First Nova, now Foster: Exodus leaves republic movement leaderless
The Australian Republic Movement has revealed co-chair Craig Foster will follow Nova Peris out the door. The pair have different views on Israel. ⌘ Read more
Emergency services rush to Kilmore school bus crash
Paramedics and other emergency services were called to reports of a school bus collision in Kilmore about 3.45pm this afternoon. ⌘ Read more
Emergency services rush to Kilmore bus crash
Paramedics and other emergency services were called to reports of a bus collision in Kilmore about 3.45pm this afternoon. ⌘ Read more
Victorian child confirmed to have rare and dangerous H5N1 bird flu
A critically ill child who returned from India in March was infected with the disease, which has killed millions of animals worldwide. ⌘ Read more
Irish national allegedly on the run after storming Melbourne home
An Irish national allegedly part of a global crime syndicate is on the run after storming a home in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Machete-wielding teens caught after chase through Melbourne
Machete-wielding teens have been caught after an alleged carjacking and pursuit through Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
‘Jealousy, rage, entitlement’: Bodybuilder sentenced to 30 years for murdering girlfriend
Sven Lindemann, who shrugged off the attempts of a 10-year-old girl to save her mother as he stabbed her to death, has been jailed. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down; Residents fight Fortitude Valley plan
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down; Residents fight Fortitude Valley plan
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Irish nationals allegedly on the run after storming Melbourne home
Irish nationals who are allegedly part of a global crime syndicate are on the run after storming a home in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Mother speaks after toddler killed in suspected murder-suicide
The mother of a toddler who was found dead on the New South Wales coast on Monday has spoken of her family's "incomprehensible grief" following the suspected murder-suicide. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 70 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Bodybuilder jailed over 'frenzied' murder of partner
A bodybuilder has been jailed for 31 years over the 'frenzied' murder of his partner in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Bird flu detected on Victorian egg farm
Bird flu has been detected on a Victorian egg farm after a number of poultry deaths. ⌘ Read more
Planning to head to Sydney soon? Here’s why you should book during Vivid Sydney
Vivid Sydney is one of the city’s essential experiences, up there on the must-see list with the Opera House and Harbour Bridge. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down; Residents fight Fortitude Valley plan
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down; Residents fight Fortitude Valley plan
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 70 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
US man sent ‘comfort and assurance’ to Wieambilla killers
New details about the 2022 shootings have been unveiled in the US case against an Arizona man who has pleaded not guilty to five charges. ⌘ Read more
I support the right to protest, but these Melbourne Uni students should be expelled
What’s now occurring at the university has crossed a line and is negatively impacting many other students. An environment that legitimises antisemitism has been fostered. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 70 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 70 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
‘We are devastated’: Mother’s incomprehensible grief after murder of two-year old son
The mother of a child killed by his father in Lismore says the toddler should have been able to trust the man who took his life. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 70 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down; Residents fight Fortitude Valley plan
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 70 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Call for ‘decency’ as Qld MP threatened after sex assault allegation
Queensland’s police minister has slammed unknown culprits making threats to a local MP and her staff. ⌘ Read more
Teens arrested after car chase in Melbourne
Two teens have been arrested after a car chase in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
‘Jealousy, rage, entitlement’: Bodybuilder sentenced to 30 years for murdering girlfriend
Sven Lindemann, who shrugged off the attempts of a 10-year-old girl to save her mother as he stabbed her to death, has been jailed. ⌘ Read more
Last WW2 triple ace pilot downed 16 German planes in dogfights
Dogfights, lasting only a minute or two, were spectacular bursts of marksmanship as well as airmanship. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Former body builder sentenced to up to 31 years in prison
Sven Lindemann has been sentenced to 31 years behind bars after a judge found he had "no genuine remorse for his actions". ⌘ Read more
Latham’s comments triggered death threats against Sydney MP, court told
Sydney MP Alex Greenwich is suing the former NSW One Nation leader for defamation over a tweet that plays on offensive stereotypes about gay men, a court heard. ⌘ Read more
Music is over for Trump’s Aussie journo fixer
Geelong-born former National Enquirer editor Dylan Howard, who helped Donald Trump into the Oval Office, has had a fresh business setback. ⌘ Read more
Subiaco’s heritage-listed theatre to get revamp under $78m apartment plan
Subiaco’s 87-year-old heritage-listed Art Deco theatre will receive a refresh as part of a $78 million apartment redevelopment earmarked for Hay Street. ⌘ Read more
Stranded Australians return home from New Caledonia
First evacuation flight brings stranded Australians home from New Caledonia. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down; Residents fight Fortitude Valley plan
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
‘A lot of angst’: Sydney principals spooked as school funds vanish
The removal of funds from schools’ bank accounts coincides with a $10,000 pay rise for teachers. ⌘ Read more
Heart surgery suspended at Melbourne hospital after second equipment failure
The fault in a machine that takes over the function of the heart and lungs during surgery was the second equipment malfunction at the Austin in the past month. ⌘ Read more
How big business pushes a product it’s not allowed to advertise
Strict laws forbid the promotion of prescription medicines. But medicinal cannabis companies are getting creative - and business is booming. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: One dead, 30 injured after severe turbulence on Singapore Airlines flight; Ozempic dupes banned
Follow today’s national news headlines with our live blog. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: House prices, internet speeds drag Brisbane down; Residents fight Fortitude Valley plan
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Perth’s housing crisis deepens as land supply falls and prices rise
There are just 617 blocks of land for sale in Perth, the lowest number since 2006. ⌘ Read more
Chicken shop fire treated as suspicious
Investigators are treating a chicken shop fire as suspicious after hundreds of residents woke to the flames in Sydney's west. ⌘ Read more