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‘Massive burden’: Perth ranked one of world’s most car-dependent cities
Out of nearly 800 cities across 61 countries, Perth has gained a dubious honour. ⌘ Read more
They help kickstart our days, but what does it take to be a top barista?**
Three masters of the espresso machine explain why it takes more than an excellent brew to make the perfect coffee shop experience. ⌘ Read more
Buy the book: Morrison’s memoirs far from flying off Australian shelves
Local sales of the former PM’s Christian-flavoured biography might need a little divine intervention. ⌘ Read more
Snapchat’s worst feature is turning Gen Z into narcissistic, paranoid stalkers
Addiction is one concern here, sure. But more dangerous still is the culture this creates. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Tuesday, May 28
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Woman gives birth on banks of Cooks River, then disappears
Police found evidence of a birth on the banks of the inner west’s Cooks River, sparking a desperate search for mother and child. ⌘ Read more
‘He was law-abiding, until he wasn’t’: How murderer of WA women owned 13 guns
The Perth man who murdered two innocent women inside their suburban home on Friday was a licensed gun owner, it has been revealed. ⌘ Read more
Man who shot dead Perth mother and daughter had no criminal history
A man who shot dead a Perth mother and daughter while hunting his ex-wife had no criminal history. ⌘ Read more
Aged care worker jailed for murdering patient
An aged care worker in Perth has been jailed for more than 20 years for murdering a patient. ⌘ Read more
Cellular count makes the blood boil
Content creators make the wrong call. ⌘ Read more
Ex-deputy mayor found guilty of murdering his mother after killing brother
Paul Cohrs has been found guilty of murder over the shooting death of his 81-year-old mother, one hour after he shot dead his brother amid a years-long family dispute. ⌘ Read more
Nine’s newly appointed news boss admits culture of power games
Fiona Dear addressed a growing staff revolt in the television newsroom over allegations of lecherous and toxic behaviour by her predecessor Darren Wick. ⌘ Read more
Like it or not, the International Criminal Court has implied equivalence
Readers react to ICC prosecutor Karim Khan’s decision to apply for arrest warrants for Israeli and Hamas leaders. ⌘ Read more
Tolls set to rise, Brisbane CBD parking now most expensive in Australia
As the Queensland government slashes the cost of public transport, it is becoming more expensive to use a car in Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Crows fight to stay in top eight after win over West Coast
The Crows believe they can use the momentum from their massive win over West Coast as they fight to stay in the top eight. ⌘ Read more
Alleged drink driver charged after car crash sparks fire
A man has been charged after a car crashed and caused a massive fire in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Rex launches new Adelaide-Perth flights
Regional airline Rex has announced the launch of a new route from Adelaide to Perth. ⌘ Read more
Man accused of sex crime against child faces court
Man accused of a sex crime against a child at an Adelaide fast food outlet has faced court. ⌘ Read more
Man, 41, and 11-year-old girl killed when car rolled in road crash in Milperra
A man and a child have died and two others are in a serious condition following Sydney crash. ⌘ Read more
Disgraced union official sues for $1.3 million over denied claim for mental illness
Kathy Jackson, the former Health Services Union national secretary, claims she was left unable to work two days after the union took steps to remove her over allegations of gross misconduct. ⌘ Read more
The man trying to knock NIMBYs off your council
An army of people saying Yes In My Backyard will be deployed across Sydney in a bid to get more pro-housing councillors elected. ⌘ Read more
Construction experts demand criminal penalties for shoddy builders
Apartment owners are reporting defects in alarming numbers, prompting experts to demand harsher penalties to stamp out unscrupulous builders. ⌘ Read more
Man accused of kidnapping boy from skate park granted bail
A man accused of kidnapping a 10-year-old boy from a Logan skate park has been granted bail. ⌘ Read more
Vandals smash more than a dozen car windows
Vandals have smashed more than a dozen car windows in a rampage across Brisbane’s southside. ⌘ Read more
Mum remembered after deadly alleged hit-and-run
A single mum is being remembered after a deadly alleged hit-and-run in Hervey Bay. ⌘ Read more
Debris sent flying in highway crash that killed cop, court hears
A witness saw ‘debris fly in the air’ during the highway crash that killed Queensland police officer David Masters, a court has heard. ⌘ Read more
Man lucky to be alive after alleged hit-and-run
A man is lucky to be alive after an alleged hit-and-run during an evening stroll south-west of Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Thai restaurant declared crime scene after stabbing
A Thai restaurant in Townsville has been declared a crime scene after a stabbing. ⌘ Read more
Government to introduce hate speech laws to combat anti-semitism
The government is preparing to introduce hate speech laws to combat a rise in anti-semitism. ⌘ Read more
Man, 41, and 12-year-old girl killed when car rolled in road crash in Milperra
A man and a child have died and two others are in a serious condition following Sydney crash. ⌘ Read more
Police search for missing Victorian man
Police are appealing for public assistance as they continue to search for a missing man in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
Two teenagers arrested after 'knife incident' at Melbourne shopping centre
Two teenagers, including a 13-year-old girl, have been arrested following an alleged stabbing at a shopping centre in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Police on search for armed offender after attempted robbery in Melbourne
Police are searching for a man involved in an attempted robbery in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Families of those killed in Hunter bus crash meet with NSW attorney-general
Families of those killed in a bus crash after a wedding in the Hunter Valley have met with the NSW attorney-general after manslaughter charges for the driver were dropped. ⌘ Read more
Mother of Charlise Mutten takes stand for first time
The mother of slain schoolgirl Charlise Mutten has taken the stand at her ex-partner’s murder trial. ⌘ Read more
Son guilty of murdering mother after killing brother
A man has been found guilty of murder over the shooting death of his 81-year-old mother, one hour after he killed his brother. ⌘ Read more
Two rock fishermen die after being swept off rocks at Kurnell
Two rock fishermen have died after being swept off rocks in Sydney’s south. ⌘ Read more
Accused skate park kidnapper walks free on bail
Tauvela Soe, along with two other people, allegedly forced a boy into the back seat of an SUV after a rock was thrown into his windscreen. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Violence against women isn’t a women’s issue - it’s an issue of men’s leadership
We are deeply committed to our work in primary prevention, calling men and boys in to help change the attitudes and behaviours of their peers that drive men’s violence and abuse. ⌘ Read more
Parents and educators call for federal MPs to pass proposed vaping reforms
Parents, educators and doctors are putting more pressure on Federal MPs and senators to pass proposed vaping reforms, warning an impending health catastrophe. ⌘ Read more
Two teenagers arrested after 'knife incident' at Melbourne shopping centre
Two teenagers, including a 13-year-old girl, have been arrested following an alleged stabbing at a shopping centre in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Sydney light rail services disrupted over fallen wires
Some Sydney light rail services have stopped after overhead wires fell. ⌘ Read more
Two rock fishermen die after being swept off rocks at Kurnell
Two rock fishermen have died after being swept off rocks in Sydney’s south. ⌘ Read more
Families of those killed in Hunter bus crash meet with NSW attorney-general
Families of those killed in a bus crash after a wedding in the Hunter Valley have met with the NSW attorney-general after manslaughter charges for the driver were dropped. ⌘ Read more
Landlords warned by police about leasing stores to tobacconists in Victoria
Police will warn commercial landlords in the coming weeks about the risk of leasing their shops to tobacconists. ⌘ Read more
Son guilty of murdering mother after killing brother
A man has been found guilty of murder over the shooting death of his 81-year-old mother, one hour after he killed his brother. ⌘ Read more
Mother of Charlise Mutten takes stand for first time
The mother of slain schoolgirl Charlise Mutten has taken the stand at her ex-partner’s murder trial. ⌘ Read more
Police search for missing Victorian man
Police are appealing for public assistance as they continue to search for a missing man in Victoria. ⌘ Read more
‘He was law-abiding, until he wasn’t’: How murderer of WA women owned 13 guns
The Perth man who murdered two innocent women inside their suburban home on Friday was a licensed gun owner, it has been revealed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Nine investigates newsroom behaviour that ‘damaged trust and fairness’**
Nine chief executive Mike Sneesby has told staff there will be an independent investigation into newsroom behaviour following allegations against former television news boss Darren Wick. ⌘ Read more
WA Premier vows to tighten gun restrictions after double murder-suicide
Western Australian Premier Roger Cook has vowed the state will have 'the toughest gun laws in Australia' after Perth mum Jennifer Petelczyc and her daughter Gretel were killed in their home on Friday. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Police on search for armed offender after attempted robbery in Melbourne
Police are searching for a man involved in an attempted robbery in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Man, 41, and 12-year-old girl killed when car rolled in road crash in Milperra
A man and a child have died and two others are in a serious condition following Sydney crash. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld public transport trips to cost 50c; Unreliable Brisbane CBD lift; Origin surprises
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld public transport trips to cost 50c; Unreliable Brisbane CBD lift; Origin surprises
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Charlise Mutten’s mother breaks down at trial of girl’s alleged killer
Kallista Mutten has told a jury her fiance made various claims about her nine-year-old daughter’s whereabouts in the days before she was found dead in a barrel. ⌘ Read more
Dashcam footage shows horror ride-share crash that left man, child dead
A father and his two young children were travelling in a ride-share car that turned into an oncoming Toyota Hilux, police say. ⌘ Read more
Aged care worker who strangled 70-year-old WA woman to death had a fixation on serial killers
His own defence lawyer said it seemed extraordinary that someone with Jacob Hoysted’s background was left to care for vulnerable people.” ⌘ Read more
Canva on-stage rap video goes viral as company hosts international event
Australian software start-up Canva pulled out all of the stops at a company event in Los Angeles, complete with a rap performance which spruiked new product features. ⌘ Read more
Debris ‘flew in air’ from highway crash that killed police officer
A witness has told a court there was ‘a hell of a lot of debris’ after a police officer was struck and killed on the Bruce Highway in Brisbane’s north. ⌘ Read more
Sutton text aired in court stoush over axed Robbie Williams show at cancelled Grand Prix
The Australian Grand Prix Corporation is being sued for more than $8 million for the snap cancellation of a performance by British pop star Robbie Williams as part of the axed 2020 Formula One event. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld public transport trips to cost 50c; Unreliable Brisbane CBD lift; Origin surprises
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Debris ‘flew in air’ from highway crash that killed police officer
A witness has told a court there was ‘a hell of a lot of debris’ after a police officer was struck and killed on the Bruce Highway in Brisbane’s north. ⌘ Read more
50-cent fares: Who wins big in plan for cheap public transport tickets
Transport planners say there’s a lot about south-east Queensland’s system that Labor’s “radical” cost-of-living measure will not fix. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
The woman behind the success of Ray and Bert’s chat shows
Pat Lavelle worked with Mike Walsh, Ray Martin and Bert Newton in her long career as a TV producer. ⌘ Read more
Starc thunderbolt rocks Indian young gun
Mitchell Starc bowled a peach of a delivery to young Indian batter Abhishek Sharma in the first over of the IPL final. ⌘ Read more
Locked up at 16, this former inmate now runs tours of the prison he spent years in
Chris Austin was one of the first people incarcerated in Jika Jika, Pentridge Prison’s notorious maximum-security division. It’s where he witnessed his first murder. ⌘ Read more
Fire obliterated any chance of working out campers’ cause of death
A forensic pathologist and insect expert said she could not say how Russell Hill, 74, and Carol Clay, 73, died after their bodies were burned into thousands of bone fragments. ⌘ Read more
The woman behind the success of Ray and Bert’s chat shows
Pat Lavelle worked with Mike Walsh, Ray Martin and Bert Newton in her long career as a TV producer. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld public transport trips to cost 50c; Unreliable Brisbane CBD lift; Origin surprises
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: ‘It was gutless’ says Minister for prevention of domestic violence as UWA remembers Gretl Petelczyc
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
West Coast’s away game curse; Handball happy Dockers need to find the boot
The current version of the Eagles can more appropriately be referred to as FIFO footballers: one-week on, one-week off. Meanwhile, the Dockers are handballing more than any other club in the league. ⌘ Read more
Murderer of WA women owned 13 guns, called daughter during shooting
The Perth man who murdered two innocent women inside their suburban home on Friday was a licensed gun owner, it has been revealed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Commuters face major disruptions to Sydney light rail services
Tram drivers and other operational staff will stop work for four hours on Wednesday during peak periods as part of industrial action. ⌘ Read more
‘It’s quite unusual’: The five infections making Queenslanders so sick
The preferred antibiotic to treat ‘walking pneumonia’ in children is in short supply, as a wave of respiratory illnesses spreads across Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Dashcam footage shows horror ride-share crash that left man, child dead
A father and his two young children were travelling in a ride-share car that turned into an oncoming Toyota Hilux, police say. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Acid Brass for Rising Festival
Western Brass rehearsing classic dance tracks for their Acid Brass performance at Rising Festival. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Qld public transport trips to cost 50c; Unreliable Brisbane CBD lift; Origin surprises
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
The viral and bacterial ‘soup’ making Queenslanders sick
The preferred antibiotic to treat ‘walking pneumonia’ in children is in short supply, as a wave of respiratory illnesses spreads across Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Charlise Mutten’s mother tells jury of last time she saw daughter
Kallista Mutten has told a jury her nine-year-old daughter called her partner “daddy” and had travelled with him to his family’s Blue Mountains home. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Man, 41, and 12-year-old girl killed when car rolled in road crash in Milperra
A man and a child have died and two others are in a serious condition following Sydney crash. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Rental inflation expected to soar; Ukraine still waiting for urgent shipment of Australian coal
‘Extraordinary’ numbers signal years of pain for renters, Ukraine pleads with Penny Wong for urgent coal shipment and the migration debate continues. ⌘ Read more
Police on search for armed offender after attempted robbery in Melbourne
Police are searching for a man involved in an attempted robbery in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Welcome to Turrella, the weirdest suburb to be upzoned by the government
It’s one of 37 suburbs in which the state government wants to put more housing – and it doesn’t even have an ATM, let alone a bank. ⌘ Read more