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Buy the book: Morrison’s memoirs far from flying off Australian shelves
Local sales of the former PM’s Christian-flavoured biography might need a little divine intervention. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Researchers study new Japanese encephalitis strain
Researchers have completed a study of the new Japanese encephalitis strain that killed seven during an outbreak in Australia in 2022. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Hail, wild weather lashes Perth’s coastal suburbs
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Montrachet owner’s bakery and cooking school goes into liquidation
A company owned by one of Brisbane’s most prominent chefs has been placed into voluntary liquidation, with eateries including King Street Bakery closing their doors. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane households warned of rate rises; Payne Haas breaks silence
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Aussie politician defends 'bizarre' parliament cowboy boots
New England MP Barnaby Joyce has made an unexpectedly big statement by wearing a pair of cowboy boots in a parliament protest. ⌘ Read more
‘Yelling and screaming’: Man stabbed to death in eastern suburbs, woman arrested
A woman is in police custody and a man is dead following a stabbing at a suburban home in Sydney’s east on Tuesday night. ⌘ Read more
The ‘great wall of Heidelberg’ that swallowed up a chunk of council land
To some, it’s an eyesore that needs a fresh coat of paint or even bulldozing. But for the fence’s owners, it’s just a mix-up over 14 square metres of dirt. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane households warned of rate rises; Payne Haas breaks silence
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane households warned of rate rises; Payne Haas breaks silence
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Wild weather hits Perth, as heavy rain and hail prompts calls for help
WA has been hit by wild weather, with heavy rain, hail and strong winds prompting more than 20 people to call the SES since midnight. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Hail, wild weather lashes Perth’s coastal suburbs
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane households warned of rate rises; Payne Haas breaks silence
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Major traffic delays amid Sydney car crash
A six-car crash has backed up traffic more than 10 kilometres in Sydney's south-west. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Multiple injured after serious head-on crash in Melbourne
Multiple people have been injured following a serious crash in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Major traffic delays amid Sydney car crash
A six-car crash has backed up traffic more than 10 kilometres in Sydney's south-west. ⌘ Read more
Bolt-action shotgun police say killed camper shown to jury
A ballistics expert has told a jury the shotgun police allege was used to murder camper Carol Clay would be difficult to fire accidentally. ⌘ Read more
Three charged over alleged $2.2 million e-tag fraud
Three men have been charged in Sydney over an alleged $2.2 million e-tag fraud scheme. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane households warned of rate rises; Payne Haas breaks silence
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Two tobacco shops firebombed in Melbourne
Two tobacco stores have been firebombed in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Major traffic delays amid Sydney car crash
A six-car crash has backed up traffic more than 10 kilometres in Sydney's south-west. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong demands Israel cease Rafah attacks; Albanese government to introduce EPA law to parliament
Federal parliament will sit on Wednesday as the Labor government prepares to introduce new environmental legislation and the foreign minister responds to the ongoing Israel-Hamas war in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Foreign Minister Penny Wong calls on Israel to halt its military campaign in Rafah
Penny Wong demands instant ceasefire as Israel continues Rafah ground offensive. ⌘ Read more
China at forefront of major defence conference in Canberra
Defence Minister says he is concerned about China's recent military drills off Taiwan, but seeks strong relations with the country. ⌘ Read more
Woman arrested after man allegedly stabbed to death in Sydney
A homicide investigation is under way after a man was allegedly stabbed to death at a Sydney home. ⌘ Read more
Revealed: How Sydney’s housing push will be watered down
A “policy refinement paper” obtained by the Herald reveals several land zones will be excluded from the forthcoming low- and mid-rise housing policy, among other concessions to local councils. ⌘ Read more
It’s truffle season! Here’s where to taste WA’s black gold – with Gary Mehigan as your guide
Long table dinners, intimate cooking classes, boozy brunches … there are opportunities galore to explore WA’s food bowl here. Not to mention plenty of star power. ⌘ Read more
‘Turbanator’ Singh leaves behind wicket ways and turns to diplomacy
India’s Harbhajan Singh, former Australian cricket bete noir, is taking a diplomatic approach these days to his former foes. ⌘ Read more
John Poynton on the pressure of a legacy and getting on the wrong side of a media mogul
The man widely considered one of Perth’s most successful corporate advisors talks flying, the pressure of a legacy, and his fear that he “wasn’t very bright”. ⌘ Read more
Jumbo rent rises tipped in Perth due to 12-month limit on increases
One property analyst says the rental crisis is largely the fault of rising taxes combined with failed government policies and interference in the free market. ⌘ Read more
Nearly half of Australian school students failed this science test. Can you pass?**
The latest National Assessment Program report in science literacy found about a third of year 6 students say they do not have science lessons every week. ⌘ Read more
Stuck in the sand: Perth’s got 2000 homes approved, but no one to build them
There are nearly 2000 homes approved in Perth that have not yet been started, which experts say is an abnormal lag – but there are signs the backlog may soon ease. ⌘ Read more
‘Patty’s not allowed to remarry’: Harriet Dyer’s imaginary from-the-grave command
The 35-year-old actor and screenwriter on unusual sex ed, how she’d like to die – and Taylor Swift. ⌘ Read more
Acid bath killer murdered pregnant wife who had wanted to leave him
Arnima Hayat told her friends Meraj Zafar was violent and she regretted marrying him. He now admits he killed the 19-year-old in their North Parramatta unit. ⌘ Read more
Emergency departments are busier than ever. Here’s how your hospital stacks up
Emergency waiting times at two of the state’s biggest hospitals have skyrocketed as the health system buckles under “unprecedented pressure”. ⌘ Read more
Nine boss Mike Sneesby faces more claims of his executives’ bad behaviour
Former Stan executive Adrian Foo attended this year’s Australian Open as a guest of Nine less than a year after leaving the company amid inappropriate conduct claims. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz and Target Time, Wednesday, May 29
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz and target. ⌘ Read more
Proportion of WA students completing year 12 drops to shocking low
The number of students in government schools staying until year 12 has plummeted over the past decade, and Western Australia has dropped more than any other. ⌘ Read more
Proposed changes to WA gun laws after double murder
WA’s police commissioner wants gun laws changed to help cops fight domestic violence. ⌘ Read more
Major breakthrough in sexual assault cold case
There has been a major breakthrough in a sexual assault cold case due to new DNA technology. ⌘ Read more
WA pharmacies to be able to resupply contraceptive pill
Pharmacies across WA will be able to resupply the contraceptive pill in a bid to ease pressure on GPs. ⌘ Read more
WA pharmacies to be able to resupply contraceptive pill
Pharmacies across WA will be able to resupply the contraceptive pill in a bid to ease pressure on GPs. ⌘ Read more
Man stabbed to death in Matraville, woman arrested
Police have arrested a woman after a man was fatally stabbed at a property in Matraville in Sydney’s eastern suburbs. ⌘ Read more
Daughter of Perth double murder claims she and mum begged police for help
Ariel Bombara, daughter of Perth murderer Mark Bombara, says she begged police for help before her dad shot dead her mum’s best friend and her daughter. ⌘ Read more
Satisfaction in Byron
Waiting on a friend at Wategos. ⌘ Read more
Sydney University’s pledge to review defence ties rejected by student campers
The university said its offer to review its defence ties was more comprehensive than ones accepted by other encampments across Australia ⌘ Read more
New hope for kids who suffer from stubborn sore throats
SA scientists have developed new vaccines for kids who suffer from stubborn sore throats. ⌘ Read more
Convicted drug dealer suing SA Police
A convicted drug dealer is suing South Australia Police, claiming he was assaulted during an arrest. ⌘ Read more
Man, 90, among four attacked at hospital
A 90-year-old man is among four people who were attacked outside Modbury Hospital in Adelaide. ⌘ Read more
Killer who drowned disabled wife dies
A killer who drowned his wife in an Adelaide pond has died in custody. ⌘ Read more
Sting of the North: Statehood may be a double-edged sword
History shows it’s not that easy to create a new Australian state. So how easy would it be for a North Queensland to be welcomed into the Commonwealth fold? ⌘ Read more
Brisbane households warned of rate rises amid $127m council revenue slump
A lack of building activity has been blamed for a slump in Brisbane City Council’s cash reserves from $500m to $50m. And the opposition fears ratepayers will pick up the slack. ⌘ Read more
I’ll never forget the vile abuse at that footy field
Readers react to the accusations of racism in the AFL clubs, as well in comments by ABC journalist Laura Tingle. ⌘ Read more
Crime boss’ prison outbursts fuelled by belief he was being targeted
George Marrogi embarked on an almost year-long tirade that included cell fires and spraying a guard with faeces, but he won’t serve extra jail time. ⌘ Read more
End-of-financial-year sales start early
Retail stores have kicked off their end-of-financial-year sales early. ⌘ Read more
Airport Rail brawl coming to a head with mediator on track to deliver report
Deputy Premier Ben Carroll says it’s time to get the $13 billion project done, and has pledged to stay in parliament until a promised train station in his electorate is built. ⌘ Read more
Charlise Mutten's mother breaks down while denying shooting daughter
Charlise Mutten’s mother has sobbed in court as she denied her former fiance's claims that she murdered her daughter and covered it up ⌘ Read more
Sydney hospital unveils $65 million mental health facility for veterans and first responders
A hospital in Sydney's north-west has undergone a $65 million redevelopment to provide specialised mental health care to first responders and veterans. ⌘ Read more
The first Australian to undergo cryopreservation is now on ice. This scientist says he won’t come back
A Sydney man who died earlier this month lies frozen in liquid nitrogen at a regional cryogenics facility. But will he ever be resurrected? ⌘ Read more
Penrith star pleads not guilty to domestic violence charges
Penrith player Taylan May has pleaded not guilty to domestic violence charges. ⌘ Read more
Study claims to find link between tattoos and cancer
A new study has suggested that having tattoos could be a risk factor for lymphoma, a kind of cancer. ⌘ Read more
Desperate search after woman gives birth near river before vanishing
Police are pleading for a mother to come forward after a placenta and umbilical cord were found beside a river in Sydney’s Inner West. ⌘ Read more
People escape major Sydney house fire
Ten people have managed to escape a house fire that spread to two properties in Sydney's south. ⌘ Read more
Immigration minister under fire after string of alleged crimes by detainees
Immigration Minister Andrew Giles has come under fire after a string of crimes allegedly committed by released detainees. ⌘ Read more
Shotgun brought to court for missing campers murder trial
A shotgun has been brought into court on day 11 of the missing campers murder trial. ⌘ Read more
Sweeping integrity reforms introduced into Victorian parliament
Sweeping integrity reforms are being introduced into Victoria parliament. ⌘ Read more
Sydney hospital unveils $65 million mental health facility for veterans and first responders
A hospital in Sydney's north-west has undergone a $65 million redevelopment to provide specialised mental health care to first responders and veterans. ⌘ Read more
Trio of teens charged over high-speed chase
Three 14-year-olds have been charged over a high speed chase in Kingsbury. ⌘ Read more
Toby Loughnane on trial for murder of former girlfriend
Toby Loughnane is on trial for the alleged murder of his former girlfriend Maryam Hamka. ⌘ Read more
University of Melbourne’s shameful racist past will shock, challenge
The vice chancellor says a new truth-telling book will challenge people’s rosy picture of the university’s past engagements with Indigenous people. ⌘ Read more
Autism has a ‘cuteness’ problem. My reality is way different
When I was 13, my favourite teacher decided it would be a good idea to call me “Julia Peculiar” in front of the class. I am forever grateful. ⌘ Read more
Forgotten veterans remembered at war memorial
Hundreds of once-forgotten defence personnel will be remembered on a dedicated memorial wall at a Queensland cemetery. ⌘ Read more
Uber passenger dies, two others injured in crash
An Uber passenger has died and two others were injured in a crash with a stolen car in Ipswich. ⌘ Read more
Floreat murderer ‘did not meet threshold’ of restraining order before he shot two women
The state’s police commissioner has flagged an internal probe into three interactions the family of Mark Bombara had with police before his explosion of violence. ⌘ Read more
Newly-elected Townsville mayor referred to corruption watchdog
Newly-elected Townsville Mayor Troy Thompson referred to Queensland’s corruption watchdog. ⌘ Read more
Police hunting man over alleged road rage attack
Police hunting man believed to be responsible for alleged road rage attack on woman in Logan. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
WA Police Commissioner speaks on Floreat double-murder
WA Police Commissioner Col Blanch has addressed claims made by the daughter of killer Mark Bombara that she tried to warn police he was a danger to others, and possessed guns. ⌘ Read more
Deborah Conway concert disrupted as patron threatens activist
A video uploaded to the Facebook page 'TPAN - Tasmanian Palestine Advocacy Network' shows events that occurred at a Deborah Conway concert in Hobart on Saturday night. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Tuesday, May 28
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Wong calls Israeli airstrikes ‘horrific and unacceptable’; Albanese government launches violence against women review
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu acknowledged a ‘tragic mistake’ had been made after an Israeli airstrike triggered a fire that officials say killed 45 people in Gaza. ⌘ Read more
‘I’m going to literally kill you’: The texts Maryam Hamka got before she died
Prosecutors allege Toby Loughnane murdered his former girlfriend months after texting her that he was going to cut her head off. ⌘ Read more
Massive great white shark circles boat off NSW coast
A massive great white shark was seen circling a fishing boat off NSW's coast. ⌘ Read more