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No money for jam
These prices will berry us all in debt! ⌘ Read more
Wanted man cornered in costume shop
A wanted man was cornered in a costume shop before police Tasered and arrested him. ⌘ Read more
A third of SA public education buildings ‘too old’**
Just over a third of public education buildings in South Australia are now considered 'too old,' a report has found. ⌘ Read more
CCTV shows firebombs destroying Adelaide home
A home has been destroyed after it was firebombed by attackers in Adelaide's south. ⌘ Read more
Of two convicted politicians, only one has earned a second chance
Later this year, within 10 days of each other, voters in both the US and Queensland will decide whether to elect a convicted criminal. ⌘ Read more
Panda talks on the table when Chinese premier visits
Talks of new pandas for Adelaide Zoo could be on the table when the Chinese premier visits. ⌘ Read more
Public servants could be moved out of CBD, urged to WFH to cut costs
Treasurer Cameron Dick will consider shifting department offices to the suburbs and expect more meetings to be held online to help cut costs. ⌘ Read more
Mandurah man claims he killed kangaroos as ‘part of culture’**
The 23-year-old’s family spoke outside court on Tuesday, claiming animal rights activists and the police are interfering with Aboriginal people’s way of life. ⌘ Read more
Closing arguments in Greg Lynn’s murder trial
Closing arguments in the trial of Greg Lynn, who is accused of killing two campers, are underway. ⌘ Read more
Landlord rates could double under this councillor’s contentious housing proposal
Recent data showed investors were fleeing the Victorian property market, but that was offset by first home buyers buying in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
More elective surgeries to be cancelled in SA
More elective surgeries will be cancelled in SA as the health system buckles under demand. ⌘ Read more
Like brave Cherryl, I want to choose the right time
Readers react to the call by Ron Barassi’s widow, Cherryl, for Victoria to reconsider its laws on voluntary assisted dying. ⌘ Read more
Victims remembered a year on from Hunter Valley bus crash
The 10 people who died in the Hunter Valley bus crash have been remembered a year on from the tragedy. ⌘ Read more
AI-generated nude photos of female students circulated
AI-generated nude photos of at least 50 female students of a Victorian school have been circulated. ⌘ Read more
The best water filters to protect your home from PFAS forever chemicals
The chemicals, which the US has found are likely to cause cancer, have been found in the drinking water of up to 1.8 million Australians. So how do you strain them out? ⌘ Read more
Thousands of energy customers receiving financial help
Thousands of customers have asked for financial assistance from their energy providers as Australians feel the cost-of-living pinch. ⌘ Read more
Fifty Bacchus Marsh Grammar girls targeted with AI fake nudes
A teenage boy has been arrested after photos of girls at a regional Victorian private school were used to create images of fake nudes which were shared on social media. ⌘ Read more
Queensland slashed fares to 50¢. Here’s why Victoria is unlikely to join it
Melburnians may look north with envy, but experts warn cutting fares is not the best way to get people out of cars and back onto public transport. ⌘ Read more
Here we go again with Coal-ition climate idiocy
We have six years to 2030, massive numbers of renewable projects ready to go, yet the Coalition wants to dump Australia’s legally binding climate target. ⌘ Read more
United Nations Security Council approves immediate ceasefire resolution
The United Nations Security Council has approved a resolution for an immediate ceasefire in the Middle East. ⌘ Read more
Mum whose heart stopped after delivering twins saved
A mum whose heart shut down after delivering twins was saved by an advanced form of life support. ⌘ Read more
Landlord rates could double under this councillor’s contentious housing proposal
Recent ABS data showed investors were fleeing the Victorian market, but that was offset by first-home buyers returning buying in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Investigators probe man's alleged murder in Melbourne
Investigators are probing a man's alleged murder outside a home in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Parts of Victoria smashed by gusty winds
Winter has arrived with force across Victoria with Melbourne smashed by gusty winds that toppled trees onto cars, roads, and roofs. ⌘ Read more
Dutton won’t reveal opposition’s climate target until after election
Peter Dutton has re-ignited the political fight over climate change, saying he will only reveal the Coalition's 2030 emission reduction target after the next election. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Chinese premier to visit Australia; Climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate change. ⌘ Read more
Masked men on the run after home invasion, shooting
CCTV footage shows eight men wielding pistols, a shotgun and a machete enter a house where a man was shot in the leg. ⌘ Read more
Runner who escaped attack wants others not to exercise alone
A woman who escaped an attack at Mount Coot-Tha has warned others not to run alone. ⌘ Read more
Full details of Queensland’s budget revealed
The full details of Queensland’s budget - including spending and debt - have been revealed. ⌘ Read more
Two women dead after being swept off rock platform our to sea
Two women have died after being swept off a rock platform in Sydney’s south. ⌘ Read more
Full details of Queensland’s budget revealed
The full details of Queensland’s budget - including spending and debt - have been revealed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Chinese premier to visit Australia; Climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate change. ⌘ Read more
Fifty Bacchus Marsh Grammar girls targeted with AI fake nudes
The fake nudes have been shared online, and police are investigating who created and published them. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Chinese premier to visit Australia; Climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate change. ⌘ Read more
Lynn’s account on campsite deaths is ‘complete fiction’, prosecutor tells jury
The lead prosecutor has urged a Supreme Court jury to reject Gregory Lynn’s version of events over the deaths of Russell Hill and Carol Clay at a campsite in 2020. ⌘ Read more
Major bank says rates relief is even further away than hoped
ANZ has become the first of the big four banks to push back its prediction of an interest rate cut until next year. ⌘ Read more
CCTV shows firebombs destroying Adelaide home
A home has been destroyed after it was firebombed by attackers in Adelaide's south. ⌘ Read more
Full details of Queensland’s budget revealed
The full details of Queensland’s budget - including spending and debt - have been revealed. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Chinese premier to visit Australia; Climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate change. ⌘ Read more
Two women dead after being swept off rock platform our to sea
Two women have died after being swept off a rock platform in Sydney’s south. ⌘ Read more
‘Everything was just a band-aid’: CCC probe into Cleveland Dodd’s death reveals shocking conditions at child prison
A major probe into allegations of serious misconduct following the death of teenager Cleveland Dodd at the notorious Unit 18 has cleared the staff involved, but laid bare the shocking conditions inside the controversial fac ... ⌘ Read more
Cancer-causing chemicals found in Australia's drinking water
Experts have found drinking water in parts of Australia contains dangerous cancer-causing chemicals. ⌘ Read more
Man shot in alleged home invasion in Sydney’s south-west
A man has been shot in an allegedly targeted home invasion in Sydney’s south-west. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Pro-Palestine activists block Wellington Street; Australia Post launches next day delivery service
Follow our live blog for up-to-the-minute coverage of the day’s major state news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Factory engulfed in flames in Revesby
A factory has gone up in flames in Sydney’s south-west. ⌘ Read more
Fifty Bacchus Marsh Grammar girls targeted with AI fake nudes
Fake nude images of at least 50 girls at Bacchus Marsh Grammar school have been shared online, with Victoria Police now investigating who created and published them. ⌘ Read more
Cranbrook settles with former head as he launches complaint with ABC
Nicholas Sampson and the school’s governing council have resolved a dispute after his dramatic resignation from the prestigious all-boys institution. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister enforces veto on Israel exports; Climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate cha ... ⌘ Read more
Greg Lynn answered 1200 police questions and told no lies: defence
The prosecutor has asked the jury to reject as “complete fiction” accused killer Gregory Lynn’s claim the deaths of missing campers Russell Hill and Carol Clay were accidental. ⌘ Read more
Only one Sydney site monitored for cancer-causing chemicals in drinking water
The premier, health minister and chief medico are all at pains to stress the safety of our water supply as authorities are monitoring just one site for carcinogenic contaminants. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Pro-Palestine activists block Wellington Street; Australia Post launches next day delivery service
Follow our live blog for up-to-the-minute coverage of the day’s major state news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Eggs, milk, meat? The chink in Australia’s bird flu armour
There’s one group of Australian households of particular importance in keeping bird flu from taking hold in the country. ⌘ Read more
La Niña has found my address, but I’m sucking the life out of her
Every Sydney home needs one of these, and it’s not an air fryer. ⌘ Read more
Why is North Korea sending trash balloons into the South?**
K-pop is set to blast into North Korea once more as bizarre tactics ratchet up tensions on the peninsula – just months after Kim Jong-un called the South a “primary foe”. How did this “tit-for-tat” come about? ⌘ Read more
Greg Lynn answered 1200 police questions and told no lies: defence
The prosecutor has asked the jury to reject as “complete fiction” accused killer Gregory Lynn’s claim the deaths of missing campers Russell Hill and Carol Clay were accidental. ⌘ Read more
Influential feminist, author … and Kathy Lette’s English teacher
The feminist and teacher was also influential as an author, editor and creative industries leader, changing the lives of young women through education and careers and bringing attention to women’s literary history. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Australia Post launches next day delivery service in Perth
Follow our live blog for up-to-the-minute coverage of the day’s major state news headlines. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Australia Post launches next day delivery service in Perth
Follow our live blog for up-to-the-minute coverage of the day’s major state news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister enforces veto on Israel exports; Climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate cha ... ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister enforces veto on Israel exports; Climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate cha ... ⌘ Read more
Bangladesh stiffed by DRS rule
A DRS technicality denied Bangladesh a crucial boundary late in its T20 World Cup loss to South Africa. ⌘ Read more
Bangladesh stiffed by DRS rule
A DRS technicality denied Bangladesh a crucial boundary late in it's T20 World Cup loss to South Africa. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Queensland state budget today; Green light for Gympie Road bypass tunnel
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Friends killed in WA crash were ‘backbone of their community’**
Thelma Clausen and Coral Seinor from Jurien Bay were killed last Friday in a car crash – over which former Collingwood AFL player Shannon Cox has been arrested. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister enforces veto on Israel exports; Climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate cha ... ⌘ Read more
Proteas squeak past Bangladesh
South Africa held off Bangladesh by four runs to stay unbeaten in the Twenty20 World Cup. ⌘ Read more
Greg Lynn killed Carol Clay because she was a murder witness: Prosecutor
The prosecutor has asked the jury to reject as ‘complete fiction’ accused killer Gregory Lynn’s claim the deaths of missing campers Russell Hill and Carol Clay were accidental. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Victims of Brand Highway crash named as ‘Beautiful women’ from Jurien Bay; Bridge being built over Mitchell Freeway live traffic
Follow our live blog for up-to-the-minute coverage of the day’s major state news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Police excavate buried truck as part of investigation into Brazilian cocaine diver's death
A buried truck has been excavated as part of the investigation into the death of a Brazilian diver in Newcastle. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Queensland state budget today; Green light for Gympie Road bypass tunnel
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Greg Lynn killed Carol Clay because she was a murder witness: Prosecutor
The prosecutor has asked the jury to reject as ‘complete fiction’ accused killer Gregory Lynn’s claim the deaths of missing campers Russell Hill and Carol Clay were accidental. ⌘ Read more
Russell Hill sounded happier than ever in his last chat. Then he and Carol Clay were allegedly murdered
The prosecutor has asked the jury to reject as ‘complete fiction’ accused killer Gregory Lynn’s claim the deaths of missing campers Russell Hill and Carol Clay were accidental. ⌘ Read more
Police dig up buried truck in dead drug diver mystery
Two years after a Brazilian diver was found dead in the Port of Newcastle with over 50kg of cocaine, police have dug up a buried truck in the search for another diver. ⌘ Read more
Police to confiscate firearms from those accused of domestic violence
The state government has unveiled a further tightening of the new firearms laws following the double-murder suicide in Floreat in May, including empowering police to seize guns from those accused of threatening violence. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister enforces veto on Israel exports; Climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate cha ... ⌘ Read more
First, doctors won $230 million in backpay. Now, they’re getting pay rises worth thousands
NSW Health will pay junior doctors an extra $180 million (???) over the next four years after settling a three-year Supreme Court battle with their union. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Victims of Brand Highway crash named as ‘Beautiful women’ from Jurien Bay; Bridge being built over Mitchell Freeway live traffic
Follow our live blog for up-to-the-minute coverage of the day’s major state news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt intruders after man shot in leg at Sydney home
A man has been shot in the leg by gang during a home invasion in Sydney's south west. ⌘ Read more
Russell Hill sounded happier than ever in his last chat. Then he and Carol Clay were allegedly murdered
The prosecutor has asked the jury to reject as ‘complete fiction’ accused killer Gregory Lynn’s claim the deaths of missing campers Russell Hill and Carol Clay were accidental. ⌘ Read more
Action to stop bird flu spread urged amid egg shortage fears
Farmers are urging Agriculture Victoria to be more proactive in stopping the spread of bird flu across poultry farms, after a new buying limit on eggs by Coles fuelled fears of an egg shortage. ⌘ Read more
Cranbrook settles with former head as he launches complaint with ABC
Nicholas Sampson has settled a legal dispute with the school’s governing council after his dramatic resignation from the prestigious all-boys institution in March. ⌘ Read more
Russell Hill sounded happier than ever in his last chat. Then he and Carol Clay were allegedly murdered
The prosecutor has asked the jury to reject as ‘complete fiction’ accused killer Gregory Lynn’s claim the deaths of missing campers Russell Hill and Carol Clay were accidental. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Queensland state budget today; Green light for Gympie Road bypass tunnel
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Derelict and trashed: Inside the Sydney building that has a date with the wrecking ball
Glebe’s abandoned court is slipping further into disrepair before it gets demolished for apartments. That hasn’t stopped trespassers flocking to the site. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: WA guns to be seized at first sign of DV threat; Bridge being built over Mitchell Freeway live traffic
Follow our live blog for up-to-the-minute coverage of the day’s major state news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Livid with Vivid? Its next light-bulb moment must be crowd control
Vivid Sydney has just a few days left to run, which is just as well because those worst-affected by the weekend’s palaver will require at least a year and four days to consider returning. ⌘ Read more
Greg Lynn allegedly murdered campers, burnt bodies in cover-up: Prosecutor
The prosecution sums up its case against former pilot Gregory Lynn, who has pleaded not guilty to the murders of Russell Hill and Carol Clay in the remote Wonnangatta Valley in 2020. ⌘ Read more
Greg Lynn allegedly murdered campers, burnt bodies in cover-up: Prosecutor
The prosecution sums up its case against former pilot Gregory Lynn, who has pleaded not guilty to the murders of Russell Hill and Carol Clay in the remote Wonnangatta Valley in 2020. ⌘ Read more
Greg Lynn allegedly murdered campers, burnt bodies in cover-up: Prosecutor
The prosecution sums up its case against former pilot Gregory Lynn, who has pleaded not guilty to the murders of Russell Hill and Carol Clay in the remote Wonnangatta Valley in 2020. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister enforces veto on Israel exports; climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate cha ... ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: WA guns to be seized at first sign of DV threat
Follow our live blog for up-to-the-minute coverage of the day’s major state news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Queensland state budget today; Green light for Gympie Road bypass tunnel
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Mining billionaire Chris Ellison lands permit to take chopper to office
Mineral Resources’ billionaire boss has spared no expense enticing staff to the $130 million HQ. Seems he’s just as eager to get there in the morning himself. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister enforces veto on Israel exports; climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate cha ... ⌘ Read more
Closing arguments to begin in missing campers trial
The prosecution sums up its case against former pilot Gregory Lynn, who has pleaded not guilty to the murders of Russell Hill and Carol Clay in the remote Wonnangatta Valley in 2020. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: WA guns to be seized at first sign of DV threat
Follow our live blog for up-to-the-minute coverage of the day’s major state news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Bob Katter on egging The Beatles
Queensland MP Bob Katter tells Today about egging The Beatles in his youth. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister enforces veto on Israel exports; climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate cha ... ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Defence minister enforces veto on Israel exports; climate wars reignite
The government has revealed more about its exports to Israel after rejecting claims by the Greens that it was “complicit in genocide”, plus Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has accused Opposition Leader Peter Dutton of being worse than former prime minister Scott Morrison on climate cha ... ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: WA guns to be seized at first sign of DV threat
Follow our live blog for up-to-the-minute coverage of the day’s major state news headlines. ⌘ Read more