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Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
‘No bikes, please’: Why Brisbane’s newest city bridge is open to walkers only
Spanning 335 metres, the Neville Bonner Bridge is expected to attract about 9500 walkers a day, while bicycles and scooters are banned. ⌘ Read more
Footage shows man fleeing park where baby was attacked with hot ‘coffee’**
The nine-month-old baby suffered serious burns as a result of the random, unprovoked attack, police said. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Footage shows man fleeing park where baby was attacked with hot coffee
The nine-month-old baby suffered serious burns as a result of the random, unprovoked attack, police said. ⌘ Read more
Inflation slows to 3.5 per cent in year to July 2024
The monthly consumer price index (CPI) has risen 3.5 per cent in the 12 months to July 2024, down from 3.8 per cent the month prior. ⌘ Read more
NSW Police hunt notorious crime figures
Rafat Alameddine, one of Sydney’s most notorious crime figures and his associate John Bayssari are wanted over their alleged involvement in a plot to murder. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Teen boy bailed after being caught by AFL coach in Melbourne
A 16-year-old boy has been granted bail after being caught by an AFL coach in Melbourne yesterday while allegedly fleeing the scene of a crash. ⌘ Read more
Footage shows man fleeing park where baby was attacked with hot liquid
CCTV footage shows a man police say ‘may be able to assist’ them running from the location in Stones Corner. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
From Springwood to Carseldine: 22 new stations pitched for Brisbane Metro
The Brisbane Metro rapid bus service would be expanded further into the suburbs and out to the airport in time for the 2032 Games under a new joint pitch. ⌘ Read more
Image shows man fleeing scene where baby was attacked with hot liquid
CCTV footage shows a man police say ‘may be able to assist’ them running from the location in Stones Corner. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt man after baby attacked with coffee in Brisbane park
Police continue to search for man after he allegedly threw hot coffee on baby in Brisbane park. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Architects ‘treated like plumbers’: Inside the revolt against the NSW building bill
New laws designed to protect homeowners and deal with the state’s housing crisis might have the reverse effect, architects warn. ⌘ Read more
Take a look at the Brisbane metro
An overview of the Brisbane metro exterior, the flash charging infrastructure at the metro depot and metros travelling along the busway. ⌘ Read more
From Springwood to Carseldine: 22 new stations pitched for Brisbane Metro
The Brisbane Metro rapid bus service would be expanded further into the suburbs and out to the airport in time for the 2032 Games under a new joint pitch. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt man after baby attacked with coffee in Brisbane park
Police continue to search for man after he allegedly threw hot coffee on baby in Brisbane park. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
CCTV of man fleeing scene after hot liquid poured on baby
Police have released CCTV of a man running from the scene after hot liquid was poured on a baby boy in a random attack at a Brisbane park. ⌘ Read more
Victorian council elections
As Victorians prepare to vote in council elections in October, find out who the candidates are and what they stand for in your local area. ⌘ Read more
Police hunt man after baby attacked with coffee in Brisbane park
Police continue to search for man after he allegedly threw hot coffee on baby in Brisbane park. ⌘ Read more
Image shows man fleeing scene where baby was attacked with hot liquid
A CCTV photo shows a man police say “may be able to assist” running from the location in Stones Corner. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
New Ambulance Victoria boss’s seven-week holiday amid industrial dispute
Andrew Crisp is set to head off on a seven-and-a-half week holiday, just days after his appointment as Ambulance Victoria’s new boss. ⌘ Read more
International manhunt over alleged Sydney gangland murder plot
Rafat Alameddine and John Bayssari are wanted for allegedly conspiring to murder their gangland rival, Ibrahem Hamze, pictured centre, in a foiled North Sydney assassination attempt. ⌘ Read more
‘Leader of the Pack’: Woman allegedly led child sex abuse ring from prison
A female inmate at a NSW prison allegedly directed a group of inmates who called themselves “The Pack”. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Man dead after alleged stabbing attack in Perth’s southeast; WA tradie taken off life support, donates organs to give others ‘gift of life’**
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Teen boy bailed after being caught by AFL coach in Melbourne
A 16-year-old boy has been granted bail after being caught by an AFL coach in Melbourne yesterday while allegedly fleeing the scene of a crash. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Teen boy bailed after being caught by AFL coach in Melbourne
A 16-year-old boy has been granted bail after being caught by an AFL coach in Melbourne yesterday while allegedly fleeing the scene of a crash. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Man pours hot liquid over baby boy in random attack at Brisbane park
The boy was rushed to the Queensland Children’s Hospital on Tuesday afternoon after the incident at Hanlon Park in Stones Corner. ⌘ Read more
‘Leader of the Pack’: Woman allegedly led child sex abuse ring from prison
A female inmate at a NSW prison allegedly directed a group of inmates who called themselves “The Pack”. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Baby boy has hot liquid poured over him in Brisbane park after stranger approached
The boy was rushed to the Queensland Children’s Hospital on Tuesday afternoon after the incident at Hanlon Park in Stones Corner in Brisbane’s south. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: New Translink app out today; Brisbane’s $1b quantum computer under cloud; Qld ‘did Trumpism first’**
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Unions slam ombudsman over CFMEU crackdown; millions spent on natural disaster protections
Follow today’s top news headlines. ⌘ Read more
Baby recovering in hospital from burns after being attacked at a Brisbane park
Police continue to search for man after he allegedly threw hot coffee on baby in Brisbane park. ⌘ Read more
The CFMEU’s crisis is of its own making. Administration may offer way out
The membership might be unhappy, but the union had lost its way and perhaps now it can make its way back to the core business of safety and wages. ⌘ Read more
Far away from Melbourne, Ann Peacock decided the answer was ‘no’**
There has been fevered speculation the Victorian Racing Club director was going to run for lord mayor. ⌘ Read more
Nearing 60, counting my super, and thinking: Time for the dump truck?**
Having grown up carefree then worked in a certain non-lucrative profession, I’m now obsessively Googling ‘how much I need to retire’, quickly followed by, ‘how much would I get for selling a major organ online?’ ⌘ Read more
Rob Hulls was racing minister. He wants to end jumps racing in Victoria
Former Labor deputy premier and racing minister Rob Hulls has called for jumps racing to stop after a weekend ended with three horses being euthanised. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz, Wednesday, August 28
Trivia buffs: test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz. ⌘ Read more
Multiple people trapped on Sea World ride
More than a dozen people are trapped on a ride at Sea World on the Gold Coast. ⌘ Read more
AFL coach performs citizen's arrest after Melbourne crash
AFL coach Michael Voss has been involved in a dramatic citizen's arrest after an allegedly stolen car flipped onto its side in Melbourne. ⌘ Read more
Data scientist discovers how to ‘game’ big supermarkets
A data scientist has figured out the formula behind supermarket pricing strategies in a bid to game the system. ⌘ Read more
Picking up a spike in tectonic activity
While driving from Pod Bay to San Jose. ⌘ Read more
Latrell Mitchell issues apology over leaked photo with unidentified substance
Latrell Mitchell has issued an apology after a photo of him with an unidentified substance leaked online. ⌘ Read more
Death-defying trend teenagers are doing on Sydney trains
A social media trend sees teenagers putting themselves in serious danger on Sydney trains, with rail authorities saying they have no real way of stopping them. ⌘ Read more
International student numbers in Australia to be capped in 2025
The number of international students accepted to study at universities and vocational institutions will be capped in 2025. ⌘ Read more
Mother of man accused of train station assault ‘horrified’**
Leederville's knife attacker admits he assaulted a young woman and threatened an amputee during a frightening train station ordeal. ⌘ Read more
Man jailed for sexually blackmailing ‘hundreds’ of women
Muhammad Rasheed has been jailed for almost two decades for sexually blackmailing hundreds of young women across the world. ⌘ Read more
Parents warned of three-year wait for paediatricians
Perth parents are being told they'll have to wait more than three years to get their child before a paediatrician. ⌘ Read more
Perth tradie taken off life support after Bali accident
The family of Perth tradie Shane Ramsey has taken him off life support. ⌘ Read more
Albanese touches down in Tonga
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has arrived in Tonga for the Pacific Islands Forum, aiming to lock in regional support. ⌘ Read more
Baby attacked at Brisbane park
A baby has been rushed to hospital after being attacked at a Brisbane park. ⌘ Read more
Albanese touches down in Tonga
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has arrived in Tonga for the Pacific Islands Forum, aiming to lock in regional support. ⌘ Read more
Man jailed for sexually blackmailing ‘hundreds’ of women
Muhammad Rasheed has been jailed for almost two decades for sexually blackmailing hundreds of young women across the world. ⌘ Read more
Mother of man accused of train station assault ‘horrified’**
Leederville's knife attacker admits he assaulted a young woman and threatened an amputee during a frightening train station ordeal. ⌘ Read more
Parents warned of three-year wait for paediatricians
Perth parents are being told they'll have to wait more than three years to get their child before a paediatrician. ⌘ Read more
Perth tradie taken off life support after Bali accident
The family of Perth tradie Shane Ramsey has taken him off life support. ⌘ Read more
It’s time for Brisbane to neuter the scooters
Melbourne has banned rental e-scooters. Brisbane should consider doing the same – at least until we can separate them from pedestrians. ⌘ Read more
Foreign student cap will ‘devastate’ Victorian economy: Pallas
The Victorian Treasurer has slammed the Albanese government over its plan to slash the numbers of international students and warned of unintended consequences. ⌘ Read more
Capitulation to religious right a betrayal of values
Readers respond to the decision not to include questions of sexuality or gender identity in the census, the CFMEU protest and Airbnb tax. ⌘ Read more
Overwhelming or overblown? Making sense of the evidence for breastfeeding
The health advice is clear. There is a stack of published evidence showing benefits and most experts agree – but some scientists are sceptical. Here’s why ⌘ Read more
Data scientist discovers how to ‘game’ big supermarkets
A data scientist has figured out the formula behind supermarket pricing strategies in a bid to game the system. ⌘ Read more
Businesses buckle under electricity prices
The South Australian government is giving $50,000 grants to businesses buckling under rising energy costs. ⌘ Read more
Mum demands answers after toddler walks out of daycare
The furious mother of one of two toddlers who walked out of an Adelaide daycare centre and onto the edge of Main North Road wants answers. ⌘ Read more
Holidaymakers to be charged more for short-stay accommodation
Holidaymakers to Victoria will pay more to use short-stay accommodation from January 1, as the treasurer pushes ahead with a controversial new levy. ⌘ Read more
Mum yelled 'we got him' after murdering Indigenous teen
A court has released the evidence that led a NSW jury to find a mother and son guilty of murder. ⌘ Read more
Teen charged with sexual assault, stalking of jogger in Melbourne’s north
A 16-year-old boy has been charged with rape, false imprisonment, stalking and other offences over an alleged attack on a jogger at a walking track. ⌘ Read more
Power members snapping up quarter-final tickets
Power members are snapping up tickets to the quarter-final after they went on sale this morning. ⌘ Read more
Mum demands answers after toddler walks out of daycare
The furious mother of one of two toddlers who walked out of an Adelaide daycare centre and onto the edge of Main North Road wants answers. ⌘ Read more
New register to warn neighbours of convicted paedophiles
Under proposed new laws, the South Australian government wants to hand parents and guardians power to see if a child sex criminal lives in their area. ⌘ Read more
Businesses buckle under electricity prices
The South Australian government is giving $50,000 grants to businesses buckling under rising energy costs. ⌘ Read more
Murder charges over 12-year-old's death
Two people have been charged with murder after the death of a 12-year-old girl on the Gold Coast in April 2022. ⌘ Read more
Holidaymakers to be charged more for short-stay accommodation
Holidaymakers to Victoria will pay more to use short-stay accommodation from January 1, as the treasurer pushes ahead with a controversial new levy. ⌘ Read more
Trucks, ambulances caught in crash in Queensland
Multiple trucks and ambulances have collided in a five-vehicle crash near Gladstone, Queensland. ⌘ Read more
Woman was on the phone to husband minutes before alleged stabbing
A woman whose husband was allegedly stabbed in a carjacking has fought back tears, saying she was on the phone to him five minutes before. ⌘ Read more
Mum yelled 'we got him' after murdering Indigenous teen
A court has released the evidence that led a NSW jury to find a mother and son guilty of murder. ⌘ Read more
‘Rip up the bike lanes’: Liberals launch Melbourne mayoral bid
The party’s candidate, Mariam Riza, says the city needs to be easier for people to access. She instead wants more lanes for traffic and new parking spaces. ⌘ Read more
Not voting is the real blight on democracy
The compulsion to vote has served us well for more than a century and is the best way for the voices of all the people – even mute ones – to be heard one way or another. What could be more democratic than that? ⌘ Read more