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Prime Minister to call election today
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese will today ask the governor-general to dissolve Parliament and request an election for May 3. ⌘ Read more
Body found on road in Sydney's inner west
Police launch investigation over body found on road in Sydney's inner west. ⌘ Read more
My daughter’s school is a CBD office building. Most kids don’t see daylight all day
This “campus” is actually the 6th and 7th floor of an office building in Lonsdale Street, and has no open-air spaces, no canteen, no windows that open. The nearest safe outdoor space is three blocks away. It’s absurd. ⌘ Read more
What is Boomahnoomoonah’s claim to fame? Take The Age quiz
How well do you know Melbourne and Victoria? Test your trivia and news knowledge with The Age’s weekly quiz. ⌘ Read more
The reclusive Melbourne billionaire spotted out twice in two days
A party at his favourite caterers and an expansion of his cherished retail project was enough to tempt one of Melbourne’s most respected figures into going public. ⌘ Read more
Taser cop to learn whether he will be jailed for killing 95-year-old Clare Nowland
A judge will sentence Kristian James Samuel White on Friday after prosecutors pushed for him to serve time behind bars for the great-grandmother’s manslaughter. ⌘ Read more
Superquiz, Friday, March 28
Trivia buffs, test your knowledge with today’s interactive superquiz. ⌘ Read more
Man charged with murder after woman found dead at Werribee home
Police say homicide detectives are still trying to establish the circumstances of the death. ⌘ Read more
Shark caught near where swimmer attacked
A fisherman's brother has shared how a 1.5-metre tiger shark was reeled in nearby where a swimmer was attacked in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Man set alight after fight in WA
Police say a man was doused in an accelerant and set alight after a fight in Cloverdale. ⌘ Read more
Notorious paedophile fighting for life
Notorious paedophile Bradley Pen Dragon is in a critical condition in hospital in Western Australia. ⌘ Read more
Opposition leader Peter Dutton delivers budget reply
Opposition leader Peter Dutton delivers 2025 Federal Budget reply. ⌘ Read more
PM to call election tomorrow, 9News understands
Anthony Albanese will visit the governor-general tomorrow morning to request the federal election be held on May 3, 9News understands. ⌘ Read more
Opposition leader Peter Dutton delivers budget reply
Opposition leader Peter Dutton delivers 2025 Fedget Budget reply. ⌘ Read more
Australia news as it happened: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton calls Labor’s tax cuts ‘insulting’, commits to national gas reservation policy
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
Young man allegedly hits police officer with trail bike
A police officer is being treated for a serious spinal injury after allegedly being hit by a young man on a trail bike at Doonside in Sydney's west. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton calls Labor’s tax cuts ‘insulting’, commits to national gas reservation policy
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
Cloverdale man faces court charged with setting man alight
Police were called to the suburb in the city’s east just after midnight when the two men – who were known to each other – became embroiled in an altercation. ⌘ Read more
What will the new Sunshine Coast transit system be called? Take the Brisbane Times Quiz
Have you been paying attention to the week’s big news? Find out with our multiple-choice challenge. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton calls Labor’s tax cuts ‘insulting’, commits to national gas reservation policy
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
Gazan protests offer promise of truth
Readers argue that protests by Gazans against Hamas offer some hope to the dire situation. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton calls Labor’s tax cuts ‘insulting’, commits to national gas reservation policy
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton calls Labor’s tax cuts ‘insulting’, commits to national gas reservation policy
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton to give budget reply
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton to give budget reply
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton to give budget reply
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
AFL star sent assault victim ‘fully airborne’**
Richmond Tigers defender Noah Balta has pleaded guilty to an assault that left another man in hospital with a head injury. ⌘ Read more
The battle between Shore school and its former headmaster
Tim Petterson is alleging a breach of employment contract, but the institution says concerns were raised about his “performance and conduct” before he was dismissed in 2022. ⌘ Read more
Six-year-old boy killed in alleged hit-run near Geelong, 84-year-old released
An 84-year-old woman has been released from police custody after the alleged hit-run death of a six-year-old boy. ⌘ Read more
Video shows fake security guards getting into Grand Prix
Two 18-year-old men allegedly impersonated security guards to attend the Grand Prix at Albert Park in Melbourne on March 16, 2025. ⌘ Read more
Six-year-old boy killed in alleged hit-run near Geelong, 84-year-old released
An 84-year-old woman has been released from police custody after the alleged hit-run death of a six-year-old boy. ⌘ Read more
Mother's outrage over punishment handed to son's killer
A mother is outraged at the punishment handed to her son's killer over a sickening one-punch attack. ⌘ Read more
David Speirs admits to supplying drugs|**
Former South Australian opposition leader David Speirs has pleaded guilty to charges of supplying drugs to two people. ⌘ Read more
Hundreds of jobs under spotlight after SA smelter asks for government support
Hundreds of jobs are under a spotlight after the parent company of the Port Pirie Smelter put its hand out for government support. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: PM plans to call election for May 3; Dutton to give budget reply
Read the national news blog for rolling updates on today’s top stories. ⌘ Read more
Police rush to break-in to find koala sitting in dog bed
Police rushed to the scene of an apparent burglary at a home in Melbourne's south-east last night, only to find an unexpected and furry visitor. ⌘ Read more
Death forces cancellation of comedy festival opening night
The man suffered a medical episode on the upper level of Palais Theatre in St Kilda around 9pm. ⌘ Read more
Six-year-old boy killed in alleged hit-run near Geelong
An 84-year-old woman has been released from police custody after the alleged hit-run death of a six-year-old boy as he walked to a school bus stop. ⌘ Read more
Video shows fake security guards getting into Grand Prix
Two 18-year-old men allegedly impersonated security guards to attend the Grand Prix at Albert Park in Melbourne on March 16, 2025. ⌘ Read more
'Luck' saved victim from death in AFL star's assault
Richmond Tigers defender Noah Balta, 25, has pleaded guilty to an assault in the NSW Riverina region on December 30 that left another man in hospital with a head injury. ⌘ Read more
Community mourns boy killed walking to bus stop
Police believe the boy was walking across the road to a school bus stop in Teesdale just after 8am when he was struck. ⌘ Read more
Tradie avoids jail after mate's boys' trip play fight death
A South Australian tradie who choked his mate during play fight on a night out in Melbourne has been handed a three-year community corrections order. ⌘ Read more
Two dead, one escapes after car crashes into river in NSW
Two men are believed dead after a car crashed into a river in northern NSW. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after woman found dead in Melbourne
Homicide detectives have arrested a man who was covered in blood, after the discovery of a woman's body at a Werribee home. ⌘ Read more
City considers cat curfew for Melbourne
Cats in the City of Melbourne will be subject to nighttime curfews and prohibited from certain areas under proposed new rules to be considered by the council. ⌘ Read more
Sensitive court files leaked in major NSW data breach
A state government website hack has exposed sensitive court documents, sparking safety concerns for domestic violence victims. ⌘ Read more
PM to call election tomorrow, 9News understands
Anthony Albanese will visit the governor-general tomorrow morning to request the federal election be held on May 3, 9News understands. ⌘ Read more
Community mourns boy killed walking to bus stop
Police believe the boy was walking across the road to a school bus stop in Teesdale just after 8am when he was struck. ⌘ Read more
Police rush to break-in to find koala sitting in dog bed
Police rushed to the scene of an apparent burglary at a home in Melbourne's south-east last night, only to find an unexpected and furry visitor. ⌘ Read more
Death forces cancellation of comedy festival opening night
The man suffered a medical episode on the upper level of Palais Theatre in St Kilda around 9pm. ⌘ Read more
‘Blood-stained’ man arrested after woman found dead at Werribee home
Police say homicide detectives are still trying to establish the circumstances of the death. ⌘ Read more
Police rush to apparent break-in to find koala sitting in dog bed
Police rushed to the scene of an apparent burglary at a home in Melbourne's south-east last night, only to find an unexpected and furry visitor. ⌘ Read more
Death forces cancellation of Melbourne International Comedy Festival opening night
The man suffered a medical episode on the upper level of Palais Theatre in St Kilda around 9pm. ⌘ Read more
Tradie avoids jail after mate's boys' trip play fight death
A South Australian tradie who choked his mate during play fight on a night out in Melbourne has been handed a three-year community corrections order. ⌘ Read more
Man arrested after woman found dead in Melbourne
Homicide detectives have arrested a man who was covered in blood, after the discovery of a woman's body at a Werribee home. ⌘ Read more
'Sheer luck' saved victim from death during assault by AFL star Noah Balta, court told
Richmond Tigers defender Noah Balta, 25, has pleaded guilty to an assault in the NSW Riverina region on December 30 that left another man in hospital with a head injury. ⌘ Read more
Community mourns six-year-old killed walking to school bus stop with siblings
Police believe the boy was walking across the road to a school bus stop in Teesdale just after 8am when he was struck. ⌘ Read more
Woman, 84, in custody after six-year-old boy killed in alleged hit-run near Geelong
Police are interviewing a driver after the boy was killed while walking to a school bus stop. ⌘ Read more
Tobacco war at ‘turning point’ thanks to informers: Police
Victoria Police say members of the public, as well as members of a tobacco crime syndicate, are starting to co-operate with police. ⌘ Read more
Speculation is mounting Anthony Albanese could call election as early as tomorrow
While it has been widely reported PM Anthony Albanese could call the election this weekend in the wake of the budget, that move may even be brought forward. ⌘ Read more
Extend of Trump administration's security breach revealed
US media outlet reveals full text message exchange between senior Trump officials discussing military strikes in Yemen. ⌘ Read more
People believed dead after car crashes off bridge in NSW
Two men are believed dead after a car crashed off a bridge into a river at Fairy Hill in northern NSW. ⌘ Read more
CCTV: Tobacco shop extortion
Attempted extortion of a tobacco shop in the city of Hume that Victoria Police are seeking assistance to solve. ⌘ Read more
Legend's son hits century in Shield final
Jake Lehmann celebrates a crucial century against Queensland in the Sheffield Shield final. ⌘ Read more
ANU staff pass no-confidence vote against chancellor Julie Bishop
Hundreds of Australian National University workers says they have no confidence in the university’s leadership amid job cuts and a pay rise dispute. ⌘ Read more
Schoolboy hit and killed near Geelong, 84-year-old woman arrested
Police are interviewing a female driver after a boy was struck and killed by a car while walking to school. ⌘ Read more
A TikTok video boasted of a next-level Grand Prix stunt. Two teens have now been charged
Police have charged two 18-year-olds after they allegedly snuck into the racing event pretending to be security. ⌘ Read more
This is the heartbeat of efforts to save a global icon. Is it too late?**
A new generation of scientists are refusing to give up on the Great Barrier Reef. ⌘ Read more
AFL star sent assault victim ‘fully airborne’**
Richmond Tigers defender Noah Balta, has pleaded guilty to an assault that left another man in hospital with a head injury. ⌘ Read more
As it happened: Brisbane on Thursday, March 27
For today’s news updates in Brisbane and beyond, follow us here. ⌘ Read more
US man ‘felt responsible’ for Queensland cop shooting: FBI
“Yeah, this does have to do with Queensland,” he allegedly told his wife after reading his arrest warrant. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane news live: Police release image of car in murder case | Sandbag depots reopen as bureau warns of flooding risk | Salad mixes recalled
For today’s news updates in Brisbane and beyond, follow us here. ⌘ Read more
Taser cop to learn whether he will be jailed for killing 95-year-old Clare Nowland
A judge will sentence Kristian James Samuel White on Friday after prosecutors pushed for him to serve time behind bars for the great-grandmother’s manslaughter. ⌘ Read more
Accor Stadium's incredible transformation
Timelapse footage shows Accor Stadium converted from concert venue to motor racing track to NRL field. ⌘ Read more
National Aquatics Centre slated for heritage site, despite review concerns
Premier David Crisafulli went against expert advice to promise the world’s best swimming centre, but is vague about the impact on heritage-listed Centenary Pool. ⌘ Read more
‘I want this man caught’: Mother speaks out after baby scalded in random Brisbane park attack
As police released new photos of the man they are searching for, a mother spoke from her son’s hospital bed about the traumatic attack. ⌘ Read more
Mother’s disgust after WorkSafe refuses to lay charges over Veronica Nelson’s death
A coroner found that Nelson, 37, would still be alive if prison staff had responded to her cries for help. But WorkSafe closed the case without any charges. ⌘ Read more
Top Sydney unis are the biggest targets of the student cap. It will cost the state billions
UNSW and Sydney University will be forced to slash their international enrolments by more than 40 per cent. This is how we got here and what it means. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane Metro airport link snag; Mum of scalded baby speaks out; Bandt backs Brisbane MP
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane Metro airport link snag; Mum of scalded baby speaks out; Bandt backs Brisbane MP
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
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A grandmother was last seen at an ATM. Her body was found 800km away
Mystery surrounds the death of a grandmother who was found half-buried at a popular NSW beach. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane Metro airport link snag; Mum of scalded baby speaks out; Bandt backs Brisbane MP
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
WA news LIVE: Perth’s industrial properties are selling for a record high. Here’s why; More women getting ADHD diagnoses
Follow our live coverage here. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
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Leederville Oval to receive $5 million upgrade in WA’s Gather Round bid
The state government confirmed it will revamp the grounds, including by replacing the maligned ground, the goal posts, boundary fencing and dug outs and upgrading the lighting for night games to be broadcast. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Closure of busy Sydney rail line might be worse than first thought
Commuters will get free trips on replacement buses during the line’s closure from September 30, in a bid to ease the disruption. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane Metro airport link snag; Mum of scalded baby speaks out; Bandt backs Brisbane MP
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Brisbane News Live: Brisbane Metro airport link snag; Mum of scalded baby speaks out; Bandt backs Brisbane MP
The latest news in and around Brisbane. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
Keep up to date with today’s news. ⌘ Read more
Australia news LIVE: Inflation falls to 3.5 per cent; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
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Australia news LIVE: Big bank heads to face parliamentary inquiry; Abbott criticises government’s visa program
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