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When the client sends me another critical bug report on Friday afternoon ⌘ Read more
When I run my build for the very first time ⌘ Read more
When my coworker fixes my bug in 2 minutes in front of me ⌘ Read more
When the sales team is done with their presentation and everything they said was complete bullshit ⌘ Read more
When a coworker quits and forwards us all of his messed up projects ⌘ Read more
When I ship exactly what was asked by the client ⌘ Read more
When I try to build the project without using any library ⌘ Read more
When I hear my manager raging about the new feature I was alone to code ⌘ Read more
When I start refactoring a very old project ⌘ Read more
When the client starts using technical terms and he’s right ⌘ Read more
When I forward several easy tickets to the lead developer ⌘ Read more
When my manager commits to a deadline without asking for my opinion ⌘ Read more
When I find out how much I’m sold to the client ⌘ Read more
When we finally fixed a major issue ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to refactor a huge part of the project ⌘ Read more
When my manager asks me if a bug I was too lazy to fix tells me something ⌘ Read more
When I inspect a web page and see it’s actually full of tables ⌘ Read more
When I’m back from vacation and I go see my coworkers to see how the project is doing ⌘ Read more
When my coworker asks if I have a minute to help him with a bug ⌘ Read more
When a coworker jokes on a technology I never heard of ⌘ Read more
My IDE when I ignore all of its warning messages ⌘ Read more
When the demo is based on my bad puns test data ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to maintain a legacy project ⌘ Read more
When I guide a user to tell him how to use a feature ⌘ Read more
When I receive an email from the director with “IMPORTANT” in subject and it’s just for an organizational change ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy makes me explain the same thing for the third time ⌘ Read more
When we reuse an old project for our new project ⌘ Read more
When I open our helpdesk tool after our production delivery and see all the tickets ⌘ Read more
When the client thinks he spotted a bug but everything works as written in the specifications ⌘ Read more
When I successfully fixed a bug with my coworker ⌘ Read more
When I’m the only one who’s done with all his sprint tasks ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy cheers me up one last time before my client demo ⌘ Read more
When my manager tells the client his project should be delivered sooner than expected ⌘ Read more
When I bring pastries to the office ⌘ Read more
When the project manager takes a look at my code ⌘ Read more
When I’m in a sales meeting and it’s been half an hour ⌘ Read more
When I realize I didn’t code and entire feature expected for today’s delivery ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer forwards me a ticket and tells me it’s an easy bug to fix ⌘ Read more
When we forgot to include a library in our new project ⌘ Read more
When we run a demo on production data ⌘ Read more
When they hand me a legacy project ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer decides to take a ticket nobody can solve ⌘ Read more
When I see all the new client requests which came during my vacation ⌘ Read more
When my coworker tells me he changed a few things in my code ⌘ Read more
When my boss asks if I can change my summer holidays dates for a big delivery ⌘ Read more
When we demo our prototype to the client ⌘ Read more
When a user shares his screen and I see that he uses IE ⌘ Read more
When I hear my production delivery is postponed by two weeks ⌘ Read more
When my coworker scrolls through the log file looking for error messages ⌘ Read more
When I run the automated deployment ⌘ Read more
When the intern is about to start his demo ⌘ Read more
When the product owner enumerates all the features we will have to deliver this month ⌘ Read more
When a user tells me he didn’t do anything and everything is broken ⌘ Read more
When my manager and the client start yelling at each other in front of me ⌘ Read more
When I find out a useful function is actually deprecated ⌘ Read more
When I forward a complex issue to the senior developer ⌘ Read more
When I leave for the weekend after I broke the entire project ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer reviews my code ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer checks my project dependencies ⌘ Read more
When someone asks for my opinion in a meeting and I wasn’t listening at all ⌘ Read more
When my coworker tells me I can use his code with my eyes closed ⌘ Read more
When I check how the intern is doing with his project ⌘ Read more
When we remove a library we thought was useless ⌘ Read more
When I’m working from home and I’m late for the daily meeting ⌘ Read more
When I’m confident about the results my SQL query should return ⌘ Read more
When I realize too late that I ran a delete without a where clause ⌘ Read more
When my code works everywhere except in production ⌘ Read more
When I didn’t touch anything and my code doesn’t compile anymore ⌘ Read more
When it’s my first day at the client’s office and the sales team told them I was an expert ⌘ Read more
When I ran a git blame and realize I was wrong about the responsible of a bug ⌘ Read more
When my manager is technically wrong in a meeting ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy comes to tell us about his new features ideas ⌘ Read more
When the CEO walks through the open space and I pretend to work ⌘ Read more
When a client sends me a message at 5pm on a Friday ⌘ Read more
When I reassign all my tickets before leaving on vacation ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy tells the client that it’s a simple project and it will take no time ⌘ Read more
When I check our test server which gets an update once in a year ⌘ Read more
When a user sends me an email and it just says “it doesn’t work”** ⌘ Read more
When I understimated the extent of a bug when I started fixing it ⌘ Read more
When I’m working from home and all my coworkers are on vacation ⌘ Read more
When a coworker asks me to take a look at his pull request ⌘ Read more
When my mission with a client ends and the team I leave is in a rush ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to write the unit tests ⌘ Read more
When I try to make a small change in production ⌘ Read more
When it’s the standup meeting and someone is talking since 15 minutes ⌘ Read more
When the product owner and the designer have been arguing on a single button’s label for the past hour ⌘ Read more
When they ask me how my framework integration is going ⌘ Read more
When the client discovers our prototype which still has tons of bugs ⌘ Read more
When my coworker starts talking about his brand new project I wish I would have liked to have ⌘ Read more
When I arrive at the office on Monday morning and there is a production outage ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer stays behind me to see how I implement his fix ⌘ Read more
When the team joins the sprint review meeting ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to go to lunch and my manager comes at my desk with a shit ton of questions ⌘ Read more
When I start my Friday with a major bug to fix ⌘ Read more
When it’s 5pm and a coworker asks for my help on his bug ⌘ Read more
When I join a brainstorm meeting with the marketing team ⌘ Read more