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When they ask me if I tested my whole code ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the code of one of my old projects ⌘ Read more
When I piece of code I found online works on the first try ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to start coding while the project isn’t yet completely defined ⌘ Read more
When I receive a cancellation email 5 minutes before a meeting ⌘ Read more
When I come back on the code I wrote the day before ⌘ Read more
When I receive a PR with dozens of commits ⌘ Read more
When I hear the sales guy commit to impossible deadlines in a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When I open the log file in front of the client ⌘ Read more
When I’m still waiting after the sysadmin’s reply for a small configuration change ⌘ Read more
When the previous developer on the project explains to me how to fix a complex bug ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at a legacy database ⌘ Read more
When I realize that I shipped my project in the wrong environment ⌘ Read more
When I exactly understand where my bug comes from ⌘ Read more
When I join the daily meeting after a 3 days weekend ⌘ Read more
When I go on vacation right before the team ships a huge project to production ⌘ Read more
When I try to follow the instructions to reproduce a bug ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to ship a quickfix asap ⌘ Read more
When the client changes his mind one week before the deadline ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been trying to fix the same bug for 3 days straight ⌘ Read more
When I’m trying to deploy a fix into production and my coworker tells me he’s going to check the server ⌘ Read more
When my code falls into an infinite loop ⌘ Read more
When I find the exact solution to my problem on Stack Overflow ⌘ Read more
When my manager surprises me on The Coding Love while I’m supposed to work on an urgent fix ⌘ Read more
When I receive a registration confirmation email with my password in plain text ⌘ Read more
When I copied code from Stack Overflow without editing and it doesn’t work ⌘ Read more
This is a new scheduled post
Testing a new scheduled post ⌘ Read more
When I check how the users work with the app ⌘ Read more
When my demo doesn’t go as expected ⌘ Read more
When I realize the client is seeing a bug as a feature ⌘ Read more
When I’m typing too fast for my IDE ⌘ Read more
When I notice a dead pixel on my monitor ⌘ Read more
Hello world!
Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start writing! ⌘ Read more
New test – scheduled post
Test de Julien à nouveau ⌘ Read more
Testing a scheduled post
Please please please please PLEASE WORK OK?!!!!! ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy looks at me to know if he can click on a button during his demo ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer walks around the open space ⌘ Read more
When I join the sales team for a client meeting and they ask me to make a good impression ⌘ Read more
When we have to work on legacy code ⌘ Read more
When we implement the Agile methodology ⌘ Read more
MFW I read the new specifications I just received ⌘ Read more
When I find out that one of my libraries is deprecated ⌘ Read more
When I learn that my feature will not be shipped because the client wants to change the project’s scope ⌘ Read more
When I fix a bug without using Google or Stack Overflow ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy really wants to be the one to give a demo of my feature ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been debugging for 2 days straight and I haven’t made any progress ⌘ Read more
When I’m in step by step mode and I come across the bug I’m actually trying to fix ⌘ Read more
When I have to work with legacy code ⌘ Read more
When I ask the sales guy and my manager if they want the project to be shipped fast or done properly ⌘ Read more
When my coworker fixes the bug I’ve been working on for 2 days straight in 5 minutes only ⌘ Read more
When I go far back in the project’s git history ⌘ Read more
When I hear the sales guy tell the client his project will be shipped next week ⌘ Read more
When my coworker can’t stop thanking me for the bug I fix without knowing how I did ⌘ Read more
When my editor shows multiple errors and I’m not done writing my function ⌘ Read more
When my project doesn’t work anymore 30 minutes before my presentation ⌘ Read more
When they want me on a project with a language I never worked with ⌘ Read more
When they tell me there are new changes in the specifications again ⌘ Read more
When I activate the step by step debugging mode ⌘ Read more
When I fix a critical bug right before shipping to production ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy tells me he’s looking for someone motivated for “a great challenge”** ⌘ Read more
When my manager asks for my opinion in a meeting and I wasn’t listening at all ⌘ Read more
When there’s only one day left before the deadline ⌘ Read more
When I guess what a default password is ⌘ Read more
When my code isn’t optimized but works fine ⌘ Read more
When our manager saves us from a last minute request from the client before we ship to production ⌘ Read more
When we have to prepare a system unit for our new intern ⌘ Read more
When my coworker asks me what I’m doing in the production environment while I fixed a bug discreetly ⌘ Read more
When I misplaced the breakpoint in my code ⌘ Read more
When I demo the feature I made with an underground lib ⌘ Read more
When I’m back from vacation and I check my inbox ⌘ Read more
When I check how the users are working with the app ⌘ Read more
When I hear my manager ask my coworker if he can stay a little longer this Friday evening ⌘ Read more
When I realize my Google search starts with “SELECT *”** ⌘ Read more*
When the sales guy tries to say something during our technical meeting ⌘ Read more
When nothing works correctly anymore in my project ⌘ Read more
When we ship exactly what the client asked for ⌘ Read more
When I try to help a coworker and break his entire project ⌘ Read more
When they ask me to maintain a legacy project ⌘ Read more
When our client demo is perfectly set up ⌘ Read more
When I explain my bug to the lead developer ⌘ Read more
When I check our ticketing tool after we shipped to production ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to demo my feature during our sprint review ⌘ Read more
When the client shows me his information system from the 90s ⌘ Read more
When I install a huge npm package so I don’t have to type a 10 lines long function ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy talks to me about a VBA project ⌘ Read more
When I join the daily meeting from my phone and forget to disable my camera ⌘ Read more
When I gave the intern the production database access and he asks me if there’s a semicolon after a drop table ⌘ Read more
When someone asks for my help on a regex ⌘ Read more
When a client tries to join me for a new feature in his 20 years old app ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to tell my manager what he’s asking for doesn’t make any sense ⌘ Read more