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When the client tells me that I forgot to deliver a feature even though it wasn’t in the specifications ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson announces the cost of the project to the client ⌘ Read more
When the boss asks me to give him a development time estimation on the spot ⌘ Read more
When I retrieve the code from an online project and nothing works on my end ⌘ Read more
When I make a small modification in the CSS of a page ⌘ Read more
When I arrive at the office on Monday morning and everyone is on vacation ⌘ Read more
When I realize right before going on vacation that I forgot a bug for next week’s release ⌘ Read more
When I’m searching for a name for my new variable ⌘ Read more
When my teammate takes all the credit for a bug that I just fixed ⌘ Read more
When the boss shows up to attend our sprint planning ⌘ Read more
When we are asked to run the new database on an old server ⌘ Read more
When I’m on vacation and someone tries to reach me on a production deployment day ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson asks me if we can add a small feature before the delivery ⌘ Read more
When I realize that I’ve deleted an important file just before emptying the bin ⌘ Read more
When I realize that a new person has settled in the open space ⌘ Read more
When the boss is on vacation and the never-ending meetings suddenly disappear from my schedule ⌘ Read more
When I commit my last feature right before going on vacation ⌘ Read more
When the senior developer shows me a programming trick I didn’t know ⌘ Read more
When I have my first cup of coffee on Friday after spending the week debugging ⌘ Read more
When they ask me if I’m “up for” going to the client’s location ⌘ Read more
When I fix a bug right after delivering ⌘ Read more
When I follow all the instructions from the technical expert to the letter ⌘ Read more
When the client jokes around with the salespeople ⌘ Read more
When I finally understand polymorphism ⌘ Read more
When the salesperson wants to add a last-minute feature that requires a complete overhaul of the architecture ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been searching for the cause of an error for hours, only to realize it was just a typo in my test ⌘ Read more
When I’m trying to figure out which join I forgot in my SQL query ⌘ Read more
When my colleague asks me for help with a bug, and I don’t even understand what their code is doing ⌘ Read more
When I arrive at the office on Monday morning and realize that my code from last week isn’t working anymore ⌘ Read more
When a client reports a critical bug to me right before my vacation ⌘ Read more
When I’ve just spent several hours optimizing my code to gain a few milliseconds ⌘ Read more
When the compilation fails but I click the compile button again just in case ⌘ Read more
When I receive a notification and it’s the boss asking for yet another progress update ⌘ Read more
When I try to explain to the salesperson that their solution is technically not feasible ⌘ Read more
When I realize that my coworker has written code that is more elegant and optimized than mine ⌘ Read more
When I try to keep up with the senior developer during their technical explanations ⌘ Read more
When it’s 3am and I finally managed to fix my bug ⌘ Read more
When my partner points out an error in the functionality I just coded ⌘ Read more
When, for once, my code works perfectly during the demo ⌘ Read more
When I receive a pull request with hundreds of modifications ⌘ Read more
When we discover a library that will save us hours of work ⌘ Read more
When I hear the lead dev cursing about a bug and I know I’m the one who created it ⌘ Read more
When I have to handle the maintenance of 3 legacy projects ⌘ Read more
When I’ve just wasted several hours due to a simple syntax error ⌘ Read more
When we hand our prototype to the product owner ⌘ Read more
When I ask the intern if he tested his code correctly before pushing it ⌘ Read more
When management shows us the new project’s provisional planning ⌘ Read more
When I run some lorem ipsum to check how my mockup looks like ⌘ Read more
When someone from the sales team asks for my help on their VBA macro ⌘ Read more
When the client tells me their database is an excel file ⌘ Read more
When I inspect the log file after turning the logger to DEBUG mode ⌘ Read more
When it’s only Monday and I already have way too many bugs to fix ⌘ Read more
When a coworker asks for my help on a regex but it’s more than 5pm and it’s Friday ⌘ Read more
When someone tells me something nice about my code ⌘ Read more
When I’ve been working my ass off trying to fix a bug and it’s finally gone ⌘ Read more
When they tell me what my new project deadline is ⌘ Read more
When the project manager asks me for “a little thing” while I was about to leave ⌘ Read more
When I’m about to demo our most stylish feature ⌘ Read more
When the intern is right about what causes a bug in my code ⌘ Read more
When we hand over the app to our end users ⌘ Read more
When my coworker tries to get credit for my work in front of my manager ⌘ Read more
The sales guy after we spent 2 hours discussing about the backend architecture ⌘ Read more
When the senior dev comes to give us a hand to ship a feature on time ⌘ Read more
When someone asks us who wrote the documentation ⌘ Read more
When my coworker tells me he’s gonna run a git blame to check something ⌘ Read more
When my try catch doesn’t work at all ⌘ Read more
When I run the compiler and he throws me hundreds of errors ⌘ Read more
When my boss asks me to come at his desk to talk about our last release crash ⌘ Read more
When my manager informs me about a bug and tells me it shouldn’t take more than 5 minutes to fix ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy comes to my desk without warning ⌘ Read more
When I’m trying to position a div and it works on first try ⌘ Read more
When I spent my entire Friday debugging and it’s 5pm ⌘ Read more
When my merge request gets rejected without any explanation ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer asks who changed a bunch of things in the project ⌘ Read more
When the lead developer shows me how I should proceed to fix my bug ⌘ Read more
When the intern asks me if he can edit something in my code ⌘ Read more
When the project manager comes to see if I’m responsible for a bug ⌘ Read more
When I start the demo of the project I’ve been working on alone for the past 3 months ⌘ Read more
When my manager asks for my time estimate in the middle of a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When we run the project for the very first time ⌘ Read more
When I try to ship a quickfix to production ⌘ Read more
When I try to move forward on my code and my manager asks for an update every hour ⌘ Read more
When I come back on my messed up code on Monday morning ⌘ Read more
When I see the boss chilling in the open space on Friday afternoon ⌘ Read more
When I have taken the time to prepare my update query and I forgot the where clause when I run it ⌘ Read more
When I fix my last bug and 10 new ones appear ⌘ Read more
When I open the helpdesk tool to forward my complex tickets discreetly ⌘ Read more
When I go see my manager to tell him that production is down and he’s in a client meeting ⌘ Read more
When a user sends me a photo of his screen to show me a bug ⌘ Read more
When I wait for my IDE code completion to avoid to write a block of code ⌘ Read more
When I join a kick off meeting and I hear the sales team promises to the client ⌘ Read more
When I just began drinking my first coffee of the day and a client asks for me ⌘ Read more
When I help the intern with his messed up production deployment ⌘ Read more
When we learn that a legacy project will no longer have to be maintained ⌘ Read more
When I have to check the integrity of a table and I see it has millions of records ⌘ Read more
When my project manager tells me there will be a project bonus ⌘ Read more
When I take a look at the code of an old project of mine ⌘ Read more
When the sales guy starts describing my next project ⌘ Read more