# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
#
# twt range = 1 2
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/113804498573319275
#qotd (fitting to today's feelings) 
"Will now retire to my room with last weekend's newspapers and their fiendish crossword puzzles and spend the morning 'enjoying poor health,' as my mother used to say."
#qotd (fitting to today's feelings) "Will now retire to my room with last weekend's newspapers and their fiendish crossword puzzles and spend the morning 'enjoying poor health,' as my mother used to say."