# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 3
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/25fsxka
@bender Baaaaaah šŸ˜‚

These are ideal working conditions:

https://movq.de/v/c0fb720543/server.mp4
@movq mine too, mine too! Imagine my frustration being married to someone who prefers the heat. It's like a polar bear married to a desert rat. LOL.
@quark I’ll translate ā€œdesert ratā€ as ā€œWüstenmausā€, which is kind of cute, and I’ll pretend that you just didn’t call your partner a rat. šŸ˜‚