# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
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#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 22
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/25zpz3a
Imagine if all computer UIs would act like the UI from my NAS system... I feel I need to be waiting for output from the machine like it's 1973.
Imagine if all computer UIs would act like the UI from my NAS system... I feel I need to be waiting for output from the machine like it's 1973.
@johanbove … all UIs I have to use at work act like that. No, they are actually worse, because they behave like this: https://hiccupfx.telnet.asia/

I only get to enjoy fast and snappy UIs in my free time when I’m doing hobby stuff. You’d expect it to be the other way around. 🙄
@johanbove … all UIs I have to use at work act like that. No, they are actually worse, because they behave like this: https://hiccupfx.telnet.asia/

I only get to enjoy fast and snappy UIs in my free time when I’m doing hobby stuff. You’d expect it to be the other way around. 🙄
@johanbove … all UIs I have to use at work act like that. No, they are actually worse, because they behave like this: https://hiccupfx.telnet.asia/

I only get to enjoy fast and snappy UIs in my free time when I’m doing hobby stuff. You’d expect it to be the other way around. 🙄
@johanbove … all UIs I have to use at work act like that. No, they are actually worse, because they behave like this: https://hiccupfx.telnet.asia/

I only get to enjoy fast and snappy UIs in my free time when I’m doing hobby stuff. You’d expect it to be the other way around. 🙄
@movq Haha 🤣
@movq Haha 🤣
@prologic This is not a laughing matter! It’s one of the main reasons why I turn into this every day at work: https://movq.de/v/2ca5d2fd1f/fuck-like-a-comma.jpg 😅
@prologic This is not a laughing matter! It’s one of the main reasons why I turn into this every day at work: https://movq.de/v/2ca5d2fd1f/fuck-like-a-comma.jpg 😅
@prologic This is not a laughing matter! It’s one of the main reasons why I turn into this every day at work: https://movq.de/v/2ca5d2fd1f/fuck-like-a-comma.jpg 😅
@prologic This is not a laughing matter! It’s one of the main reasons why I turn into this every day at work: https://movq.de/v/2ca5d2fd1f/fuck-like-a-comma.jpg 😅
I hear you, @movq! I have to wait five seconds after opening any Jira ticket before the JS garbage has eventually fetched all the other information and rebuilt the DOM. Only then I can actually begin to scroll down to the information I'm after. Every fucking time.
@lyse The worst thing is, you never really know when it’s finished. If this showed a blank window for 5 seconds, it would still be annoying, but you wouldn’t start reading/scrolling the page, only for it to jump around like crazy, making you miss click targets, … It’s just horrible. 😂
@lyse The worst thing is, you never really know when it’s finished. If this showed a blank window for 5 seconds, it would still be annoying, but you wouldn’t start reading/scrolling the page, only for it to jump around like crazy, making you miss click targets, … It’s just horrible. 😂
@lyse The worst thing is, you never really know when it’s finished. If this showed a blank window for 5 seconds, it would still be annoying, but you wouldn’t start reading/scrolling the page, only for it to jump around like crazy, making you miss click targets, … It’s just horrible. 😂
@lyse The worst thing is, you never really know when it’s finished. If this showed a blank window for 5 seconds, it would still be annoying, but you wouldn’t start reading/scrolling the page, only for it to jump around like crazy, making you miss click targets, … It’s just horrible. 😂
Yeah, @movq! "Sorry boss, I accidentally removed the bug report, because the button suddenly materialized under my cursor." :-D

Luckily, I do not have to deal with that UI from hell for three and a half weeks very soon.
@lyse Ooohh, nice and long vacation! 😃
@lyse Ooohh, nice and long vacation! 😃
@lyse Ooohh, nice and long vacation! 😃
@lyse Ooohh, nice and long vacation! 😃