# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 13
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/2hkv6va
Did you know I really enjoy Yarning (?) on twtxt.net? Now you do... #stupidVice
@eaplmx … “knitting yarn”? Just “knitting”? We need a native speaker here! 😅
@eaplmx … “knitting yarn”? Just “knitting”? We need a native speaker here! 😅
@eaplmx … “knitting yarn”? Just “knitting”? We need a native speaker here! 😅
@movq I am set to use "twtxting", rather than "yarning" (lower case), when it comes relevant to use (it hasn't, until now). For me, on Yarn (name for the software, and social media, hence capitalised) you twt, just like on Mastodon you toot.

So, allow me to translate. What @eaplmx meant to say was "Did you know I really enjoy twtxting on the Yarn at twtxt.net? […]" 😂
@fastidious 🤣
@fastidious 🤣
@fastidious 🤣
🤣 What I think I enjoy is triggering @fastidious
Obviously I meant that (action of using Yarn to send twts in the shape of twitexting/twtxtng), you got me @fastidious !
@eaplmx hahahaha! Not getting triggered, but getting annoyed for me is so easy that my life is often a Calvary. 😩 Each time someone replies with a handful of words, a poorly crafted sentence, neglects to end on proper punctuation, or "steals" a yarn's topic without forking (just to mention a few), it annoys me. You will not believe the many times a day one of my eyes twitches. I am just weird that way, but I believe there is a small corner in here for me.
@fastidious I feel you dude, today I'm fighting with my art team not being able to follow a naming convention for PNG files, aaaaand I'm that guy who knows something is displaced 2 pixels 😋

Sorry in advance for my broken English, the opposite opinions are intended 😅
@eaplmx Naming conventions be damned, but if a pixel is discolored (even ever so slightly, to the point where no one would ever notice) or misplaced, I will not sleep, until things in this world are right again!

Not to mention some sites image resizing capabilities, that blur or stretch a part of the image and make me violently angry, so I’m glad Yarn is not one of them, unlike Twitter or Facebook/everything made by "Meta".