# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/35fhala
I recently went to a strip club with a friend, we had no cash in our pockets. She was kinda friends with the DJ. We landed there, she chatted with the DJ a little bit, the DJ left and we were left there with the girls and 2 customers. We got some dances, a short lap dance, and the bartender served us topless "on the house". 😁