# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 15
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/3lnaiea
What the heck is she holding? That’s not a knife, is it? 🤔 
What the heck is she holding? That’s not a knife, is it? 🤔
What the heck is she holding? That’s not a knife, is it? 🤔
@movq She has a cane in her hand.
@movq it seems like a knife. It is a knife! See it on this one:
Queen's Platinum Jubilee cake
@david Huh, you’re right, that’s a knife. Looks so strange, like it has little spheres on the blade. 🤔
@david Huh, you’re right, that’s a knife. Looks so strange, like it has little spheres on the blade. 🤔
@david Huh, you’re right, that’s a knife. Looks so strange, like it has little spheres on the blade. 🤔
@ullarah Who da heck is this old bag anyway?! 😳
@ullarah Who da heck is this old bag anyway?! 😳
The cake is about to be massacred by the serrated knife murderer.