# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 5
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/3owxysq
On our last forest hike two days ago my camera dropped out of my jacket pocket in its bag on a gravel path. When I wanted to take a photo and zoom in, I immediately got a lense fault. Trying to move out the lense a millimeter made some very bad grinding noises. It couldn't go any further and the camera shut down. I stuffed it back in its bag and tried again later. Luckily, it then worked flawlessly. Like nothing had ever happened to it. So I was able to capture this working woodpecker. In fact there were at least two others around, too. But we could only see this one here:

Great spotted woodpecker hammering a tree
@lyse Oh noes! 😳 Is your camera still working okay? I _hope_ it's not damanaged 😢
@lyse Oh noes! 😳 Is your camera still working okay? I _hope_ it's not damanaged 😢
@lyse I hope the photo of the woodpecker wasn't the camera's swansong!
@prologic @ionores Haha, so far it still works.