# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 11
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/3s4ftbq
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.

Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.

JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.

Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.

JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.

Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.

JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
So, I’m forced to use WhatsApp now. Someone told me: “Hey, I’ve been doing $thing, check my status!” Okay, fine, I open that and it shows a photo.

Then, while looking at that photo, it’s suddenly gone. No, not gone – there are several photos and it switched automatically to the next one. The timeout appears to be *four seconds*.

JFC, I’m getting too old for this. Let me look at the damn photo! Don’t rush me! 😂
@movq Haha 🤣 Imagine me with poor vision 🤣
@movq Haha 🤣 Imagine me with poor vision 🤣
Lol, who use stories in IM? It's crazy! Im only use for talking with parents and academy
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤

@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤

@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤

@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂
@prologic Lol, people with poor vision are properly fucked in that app. 🫤

@doesnm If I’ve learned one thing over the years: If there is a feature, people will use it. No matter what. 😂