# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 5
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/3ucbqxq
Long ago the baby grew mobile enough to start getting into things, especially toilets. We installed those plastic child-proof locks all over the house. Now, it feels very strange to use a toilet that *does not* have a lock on it.
It's as if, in my mind, toilets are now things that should be locked. Very strange.
We never seemed to have this problem with our two kids? 🤔
We never seemed to have this problem with our two kids? 🤔
@prologic hmm maybe I have an especially rambunctious child lol