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i need a tux plushie so bad i'm literally asking my sister to teach me how to sew just so i can make a tux plushie
i need a tux plushie so bad i'm literally asking my sister to teach me how to sew just so i can make a tux plushie
@kat Oh nice, I'd love to see some progress photos. :-)
@lyse if i ever get to it i will absolutely post tux-in-progress pics!!! just a creature....
@lyse if i ever get to it i will absolutely post tux-in-progress pics!!! just a creature....
@kat Please do! :-) My brother made my penguin a Tux scarf one or the other decade ago when he was in probably elementary school: https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/tux-scarf.jpg
@lyse AWWWW OMG THAT'S SO CUTE
@lyse AWWWW OMG THAT'S SO CUTE
@lyse Awww. 😍 Reminds me a bit of a gentoo penguin. 😅
@lyse Awww. 😍 Reminds me a bit of a gentoo penguin. 😅
@lyse Awww. 😍 Reminds me a bit of a gentoo penguin. 😅
@lyse Awww. 😍 Reminds me a bit of a gentoo penguin. 😅
@kat @movq Right!? :-) (In retrospect, must be later than elementary school, but still at least a decade old.)

Haaa! It was only now that I realized that gentoo is indeed a penguin species, I never knew that. Nice! I was always under the impression that the Gentoo distribution was simply named after an invented word. Well, I was so wrong. Thanks for teaching me. :-)