# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
#
# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
#
# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
#
# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/4sc4tea
Head of Coles Marketing: how long until Halloween? \n\nAssistant: a month and a few weeks away. Please don't go releasing Halloween products early again. \n\nHead of marketing: Unleash the products!\n\nAssistant (under their breath): I really need a better job. \n\nLater that day:\n\n
\n\n#https://twtxt.net/search?tag=memes-i-made-about-coles>