# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 8
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/5ieda4a
The Android system upgrade tool on my phone (Android 13 → 14) is so clever, it can only update via WLAN – not LAN. Booo!

But hey, at least there *is* a system upgrade tool.
The Android system upgrade tool on my phone (Android 13 → 14) is so clever, it can only update via WLAN – not LAN. Booo!

But hey, at least there *is* a system upgrade tool.
The Android system upgrade tool on my phone (Android 13 → 14) is so clever, it can only update via WLAN – not LAN. Booo!

But hey, at least there *is* a system upgrade tool.
The Android system upgrade tool on my phone (Android 13 → 14) is so clever, it can only update via WLAN – not LAN. Booo!

But hey, at least there *is* a system upgrade tool.
And of course, everything got slower after the update. It’s always the same pattern.
And of course, everything got slower after the update. It’s always the same pattern.
And of course, everything got slower after the update. It’s always the same pattern.
And of course, everything got slower after the update. It’s always the same pattern.