# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
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german be like: https://i.kalli.st/KySU5.jpg
@novaburst Ha! 🤣

Here’s a lovely thing that @uxgch posted a while back: The sentence “ein Kind umfahren” means both “to run over a kid with a car” and “to avoid running over a kid with a car”, so it’s the opposite of itself – no flipping of uppercase and lowercase needed. 🤣

Gotta love that language …
@novaburst Ha! 🤣

Here’s a lovely thing that @uxgch posted a while back: The sentence “ein Kind umfahren” means both “to run over a kid with a car” and “to avoid running over a kid with a car”, so it’s the opposite of itself – no flipping of uppercase and lowercase needed. 🤣

Gotta love that language …
@novaburst Ha! 🤣

Here’s a lovely thing that @uxgch posted a while back: The sentence “ein Kind umfahren” means both “to run over a kid with a car” and “to avoid running over a kid with a car”, so it’s the opposite of itself – no flipping of uppercase and lowercase needed. 🤣

Gotta love that language …
@movq lol
@novaburst @movq It's fantastic, yes! Another one of my favorites addresses the so called Deppenleerzeichen – idiot's space. That's where a German compound noun is not spelled in one word or with a hyphen, but with a space instead. Just like the English language does it, but in German that's wrong. A phone shop once advertised "ohne Grund Gebühr" (fee for no reason) instead of "ohne Grundgebühr" (without basic fee).