# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
#
# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
#
# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
#
# twt range = 1 10
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/62en5xq
@thecanine this is what is called thread hijacking. Don't do it, kids! 😩
Exactly, otherwise the Yarn Police will step in.
@yarn_police Good joke, unfortunately nothing gives you the authority over the canine master race. 😏
The @yarn_police doesn't joke. I have been ticketed multiple times!
@lyse As an inugami, I'm pretty high in the canine hierarchy, so I'd hope those K9s would switch sides, if not to honor their overlords, than at least out of purely practical reason. It's no-doubt easier to bite a few officers, than trying to fight a 120cm high (180 sitting) mythical canine, that can claw you open in one swing of a paw. 😂
@thecanine Oh, that's quite a big calf indeed! I see where you're going there.