# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 11
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/6if2mfa
I hate myself so much that I'm learning COBOL in my (little) free time.
@lohn IDENTIFICATION DIVISION. PROGRAM-ID. OMG. PROCEDURE DIVISION. DISPLAY "OMFG!". STOP RUN.
@lohn Wut?! 😳 Why?! 🤔😂
@lohn Wut?! 😳 Why?! 🤔😂
@lyse Yeah! This is really fun.
@prologic Just for my own amusement. But… there are some cool (and well paid) jobs in COBOL around. Maybe it could be an option in the near future. I like the mainframes. Since I was a kid.
@lohn Fair enough 😉
@lohn Fair enough 😉
@lohn How are you learning this language? Bought a book? I mean, there’s probably no free software project out there that uses COBOL, so … how do you get started with this language? 🤔
@lohn How are you learning this language? Bought a book? I mean, there’s probably no free software project out there that uses COBOL, so … how do you get started with this language? 🤔
@lohn How are you learning this language? Bought a book? I mean, there’s probably no free software project out there that uses COBOL, so … how do you get started with this language? 🤔
@lohn ha, I tried once or twice... Can't say it was easy, it's a very peculiar environment.

Good luck!