# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
# 
# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
# 
# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
# 
# twt range = 1 6
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/6zfy3kq
stop me if you've heard this one:

a man walks into the bar carrying a big black case.
bartender: what'll it be, sir?
man: i'll have your finest lte or wifi, whatever is on tap
bartender: i'm afraid we only have have beer and wine, and our wifi is down
man: well shit...
bartender: there is a grocery next door with open wifi
man: excellent, i'm online
bartender: all i see is that black case?
man: precisely, this is my datacentre

to be continued.....
this story has some hold in reality, to be honest. i was traveling quite a bit from .eu to .us and needed something sturdy to carry my laptop and drives in. bought one of those hard-case setups. went to bed one night and couldn't sleep. asked myself what if i could have a portable datacentre?

a hard case, several laptops, and some pvc pipe later, i'm either going to build something ace or make a total mess.
I had to chuckle to myself when I read this! 😂 Brilliant! 👌
I had to chuckle to myself when I read this! 😂 Brilliant! 👌
In fact I've Bookmarked this, and Ill probably leave it Bookmarked 👌
In fact I've Bookmarked this, and Ill probably leave it Bookmarked 👌