# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/7wqiida
As subjects of my kingdom, here are some laws.\nOnly I can be king.\nThose who Treason shall be destroyed.\nThose who disrespect the king also shall be destroyed.\nTo work in my government to make laws or rights, you must be a birb.\nTo be a citizen you must be a birb, or do the immigrant ritual.\nTo have Rights, you must be a birb or a citizen.\n\nYour Rights.\nright to freedom of speech\nright to free healthcare.\nright to work in the government.\nright to criticize me, "fairly (no insults etc etc)\nand most importantly,\nthe right to vote governors.\nI am Birb King