# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
#
# twt range = 1 3
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/adwbalq
The Facebook Messenger Android app user experience:
1) App fails to update, so you have to reinstall it.
2) You login and have to accept all the bullish terms of service again.
3) The loading wheel gets stuck so you have to restart the app and do it all a second time.
4) It tries to download your language and fails, so you have to click "download again" and wait for the app to slowly crunch everything together.
5) Now you can finally use the fucking webapp.
@thecanine "Now you can finally use the fucking webapp." LOL. So glad I don't have to deal with all that!
@thecanine Step 1: Uninstall it. Step 2: Success! :-D