# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 8
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/b6imcma
@movq I once saw a similar sized, harmless (as I was told after asking the locals) spider on the exterior wall. I reckon that's much worse, though: https://lyse.isobeef.org/tmp/redbackspider.jpg This one was hiding on the outdoor water tap. One guy was bitten by a red back spider as a child and said that was the worst pain he ever felt in all his fourty years or so. Vomited constantly, heavily hallucinated for one day and then it started to get better again.
@lyse There is no way I’m going to open that link. 😂
@lyse There is no way I’m going to open that link. 😂
@lyse There is no way I’m going to open that link. 😂
@movq This spider doesn't look too bad. I don't find eight legged creatures visually pleasing, not even close, but there are worse spiders than this one. Anyways, I'm glad that we're generally in a petting zoo here in Europe. :-)