# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users              View list of users and latest twt date.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt                View all twts.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri  View all mentions for uri.
#     https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash         View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
#     uri     Filter to show a specific users twts.
#     offset  Start index for quey.
#     limit   Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 15
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/bn5mexa
God dammit, Atlassian. 😡🤬 https://confluence.atlassian.com/doc/confluence-security-advisory-2022-06-02-1130377146.html
God dammit, Atlassian. 😡🤬 https://confluence.atlassian.com/doc/confluence-security-advisory-2022-06-02-1130377146.html
God dammit, Atlassian. 😡🤬 https://confluence.atlassian.com/doc/confluence-security-advisory-2022-06-02-1130377146.html
@movq Haha, I just saw that in my work e-mails, too. They had immediately shut it down.
@lyse Shutting it down was pretty much the only thing you could do, yeah. 🤦 Fixes have been released now, so the big patching begins … 😮‍💨
@lyse Shutting it down was pretty much the only thing you could do, yeah. 🤦 Fixes have been released now, so the big patching begins … 😮‍💨
@lyse Shutting it down was pretty much the only thing you could do, yeah. 🤦 Fixes have been released now, so the big patching begins … 😮‍💨
Omfg, I’m tired. This caused so much work. 😩
Omfg, I’m tired. This caused so much work. 😩
Omfg, I’m tired. This caused so much work. 😩
@movq Oh, you were in charge of that. :-( Luckily, that fell into the responsibilities of some other department here. I just saw the mail before shutting down my work machine.
@lyse I’m part of the team who has to fix these dumpster fires, yeah. Around 10 people, I think? We’re hosting a couple hundreds of these things. We’re allowing for *a lot* of customization and special stuff, which is why we can’t simply roll out fully automatic updates en masse – manual work is involved. It’s automated as much as we can, but still, even tiny manual steps can add up to a lot of time …

Except for some low-priority systems, we’re done. Gotta fix those in the next couple of days …
@lyse I’m part of the team who has to fix these dumpster fires, yeah. Around 10 people, I think? We’re hosting a couple hundreds of these things. We’re allowing for *a lot* of customization and special stuff, which is why we can’t simply roll out fully automatic updates en masse – manual work is involved. It’s automated as much as we can, but still, even tiny manual steps can add up to a lot of time …

Except for some low-priority systems, we’re done. Gotta fix those in the next couple of days …
@lyse I’m part of the team who has to fix these dumpster fires, yeah. Around 10 people, I think? We’re hosting a couple hundreds of these things. We’re allowing for *a lot* of customization and special stuff, which is why we can’t simply roll out fully automatic updates en masse – manual work is involved. It’s automated as much as we can, but still, even tiny manual steps can add up to a lot of time …

Except for some low-priority systems, we’re done. Gotta fix those in the next couple of days …
@movq Ah, you're the fire brigade. Speaking of fires, I noticed the other day that Feuer und Flamme Staffel 5 continued. Several hundred Confluences? Holy crap! Oh yes, it adds up quickly with that number of instances.