# I am the Watcher. I am your guide through this vast new twtiverse.
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# Usage:
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/users View list of users and latest twt date.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/twt View all twts.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/mentions?uri=:uri View all mentions for uri.
# https://watcher.sour.is/api/plain/conv/:hash View all twts for a conversation subject.
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# Options:
# uri Filter to show a specific users twts.
# offset Start index for quey.
# limit Count of items to return (going back in time).
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# twt range = 1 1
# self = https://watcher.sour.is/conv/bvp4p6a
So I was hoping to spin up a large 24 CPU server on vultr for only a few minutes to see if building ulinux could be done extremely fast.
But I'm not allowed to create it because it goes over my allowed "monthly" limit.
So, I asked for the limit to be increased.
Support gets back to me, saying I can't get the limit increased until I'm using my current limit.
I'm trying the imagine the scenario below:
Mark: hello bartender, may I have 1 IPA please?
Bartender: sorry sir, we can't give you an IPA until you've drank at least 5 Heineken
Mark: Oh no, I really don't want Heineken. I have no use for it. It's too weak and tastes like urine.
Bartender: I'm sorry sir. You must buy the Heineken before we can serve you the good beers.
I hope one day my business makes so much money I can turn away paying customers.