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In the spirits of drinks in the morning, here's my cup of fresh-tapped milk: 
Ganz frisch gezapfte Milch, mjam!
@lyse I had to lookup what "fresh tapped milk" meant. Is that basically just some kind of tap system that you pour milk out of or something? 🤔
@lyse I had to lookup what "fresh tapped milk" meant. Is that basically just some kind of tap system that you pour milk out of or something? 🤔
I thought he milked a cow! @lyse, I _may_ have an idealised view of your life, I think it's fair to say, with all those lovely walks and whatnot. ;-)
@prologic @jlj Hahaha, I have made somebody else milk the cows for me. :-D In the next door village there's a milk vending machine at the dairy farm, so I just went there in the morning and filled up my two bottles. 
cow stable 
milk vending machine Unfortunately, I do not live in the countryside, I'm in a town. :-(
@lyse Oh, wow, that's amazing! I love it! That's still an wonderful setting, if you ask me: I'm in a town as well, but am far from dairy farms (and have never seen such a neat set-up!).
@lyse Ahh that's right! I remember you talking about this milk vending machines months ago! Nice 👌 I _hope_ it tastes as good as I remember the last time I had fresh milk from a dairy (_not the shop kind with all kinds of shit in it_)
@lyse Ahh that's right! I remember you talking about this milk vending machines months ago! Nice 👌 I _hope_ it tastes as good as I remember the last time I had fresh milk from a dairy (_not the shop kind with all kinds of shit in it_)
@prologic @jlj @fastidious Yup, very neat indeed. They got the machine sometime this year. You pay one Euro for one liter raw milk, which is also a really good deal. At the shops you pay about 1.10€ for a comparable quality and it is already pasteurised. The farmers get I don't know how many cents, at most 30 or 40 I reckon. Probably even worse. Here the full 1€ goes to the farmer. Granted, he must pay off the machine itself, but still, makes a lot of difference. Win, win. It's really yummy, highly recommended. Depending on the exact route I choose it takes me about 10-15 minutes by pushbike. Today, it is drizzling a bit, so my backpack was covered in moist dirt from the wet and muddy road, but oh well. :-) When I was a little boy my dad and I went to the local farmer with our milk can, that was pretty awesome. It was about 1-1.5km away from our house, so we always walked there. Nowadays, there are milking robots everywhere I believe, nobody is milking by hand anymore. At least I can't imagine. It wouldn't be possible anyways with all the 50 cows (or how many there are). Small farms are all closed or about to finally die out. Haha, not sure whether milk was diluted with water here as well.
@lyse Thanks so much for sharing this. :-) In fact, I thought @fastidious was saying that he could imagine all _this_, so evocative it was. But, yes, I guess you have a talent for that, across many yarns. ;-)
Damn! I forgot to post my coffee. (I start my day on my work laptop where I don’t have access to twtxt, that’s probably why. 🤣)
Damn! I forgot to post my coffee. (I start my day on my work laptop where I don’t have access to twtxt, that’s probably why. 🤣)
Damn! I forgot to post my coffee. (I start my day on my work laptop where I don’t have access to twtxt, that’s probably why. 🤣)
@movq Haha yeah I don’t mix personal and work either 😁
@movq Haha yeah I don’t mix personal and work either 😁