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Speaking of bananas โ€ฆ Which one is the correct end to open them? ๐Ÿ˜

Speaking of bananas โ€ฆ Which one is the correct end to open them? ๐Ÿ˜

Speaking of bananas โ€ฆ Which one is the correct end to open them? ๐Ÿ˜

@movq I have always open them at the base, the point they attach to the tree.
B.
@movq I've found A to be simpler (to me) unless I'm a monkey ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ #kidding
@movq B all the way, best way to not crush to anything when opened bare handed.

@eaplmx Fun fact: I actually learned from a real monkey, it bit off on B and the banana came out cleanly, once I tried it became the only way for me. ๐Ÿต๐ŸŒ
@movq Better watch out when dealing with bananas. You might get shot in self defense: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqISLI2UQMY I always go for A as seen in this instruction video. How're you gonna open it at B without tools and getting your hands all messy?
B
B
B
B
@movq A.
@movq A.
@movq A.
For the record, B is the correct answer!@1! Itโ€™s the *only* way youโ€™re allowed to open a banana! ๐Ÿ˜‚

@lyse Itโ€™s quite simple, you squish it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy23Oy-aS8E

Iโ€™ve been doing this for a couple of years now and itโ€™s much easier this way to open that thing cleanly. ๐Ÿ˜… ๐ŸŒ
For the record, B is the correct answer!@1! Itโ€™s the *only* way youโ€™re allowed to open a banana! ๐Ÿ˜‚

@lyse Itโ€™s quite simple, you squish it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy23Oy-aS8E

Iโ€™ve been doing this for a couple of years now and itโ€™s much easier this way to open that thing cleanly. ๐Ÿ˜… ๐ŸŒ
For the record, B is the correct answer!@1! Itโ€™s the *only* way youโ€™re allowed to open a banana! ๐Ÿ˜‚

@lyse Itโ€™s quite simple, you squish it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy23Oy-aS8E

Iโ€™ve been doing this for a couple of years now and itโ€™s much easier this way to open that thing cleanly. ๐Ÿ˜… ๐ŸŒ
For the record, B is the correct answer!@1! Itโ€™s the *only* way youโ€™re allowed to open a banana! ๐Ÿ˜‚

@lyse Itโ€™s quite simple, you squish it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy23Oy-aS8E

Iโ€™ve been doing this for a couple of years now and itโ€™s much easier this way to open that thing cleanly. ๐Ÿ˜… ๐ŸŒ
A!
@movq Interesting, ta.